Tuesday, 2 September 2008

DEAD BORED



The Beast is bored half to death.

So bored I can't think what to write

***twiddles bored thumbs***

26 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

This is the perfect time to push the envelope, Beast. Try something new and tell us what it feels like. Get over to Miss Whiplash pronto.

scarlet-blue said...

Apparently you are bored. I've been perusing your blog. Hope you don't mind. Have you thought about salad cream and sex? That might stop you feeling bored.

BEAST said...

Mr B , those who style themselves 'Miss Whiplash' are generally overweight malcontents who are too cheap to hire a cleaner like the rest of us....harumph
Miss Scarlet I hope you are not intending combining the two . Both are singular pleasures . But a salad cream fueled orgy would be less than the sum of its parts. I advise a spirited bit of rumpy pumpy whith prehaps a light , salad cream enhanced snack at half time to rejuvenate flagging stamina . Sadly as I am at work niether is possible at present :-(

MJ said...

Excitement on your doorstep!

Thanks to Mr. Voices (see comment on my blog), the party has moved to your house.

Have you looked out your window yet?

INNER VOICES said...

*hides behind bushes ready to fling "pink things at beast, wonders what he is stepping in that smells so bad*

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Excitement on your doorstep!

Thanks to Mr. Voices (see comment on my blog), the party has moved to your house.

Have you looked out your window yet?
Sadly I am not at home Miss MJ , I have been press ganged into making gallons of chutney at the Gaskins

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
*hides behind bushes ready to fling "pink things at beast, wonders what he is stepping in that smells so bad*
Probably Mr Frobisher 'resting' from a week long binge , could you call the police and get them to escort him home

INNER VOICES said...

*tired of hiding in bushes and stepping in smelly goo, he hangs pink things on beasts door knob and writes something on sidewalk out in front of house with chalk*

FirstNations said...

*nations dashes through scattering pink things about at random like a flower girl*

tra la la, tra la laaaaa......

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Write about how thumb twiddling could become a new Olympic sport.

Or how it prevents you from twiddling anything else.

MJ said...

Take your thumb out.

Donnnnn said...

The perfect time to rub some lard on the cat's boil or do some manscaping in the Southern Hemisphere.

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
*tired of hiding in bushes and stepping in smelly goo, he hangs pink things on beasts door knob and writes something on sidewalk out in front of house with chalk*
Pink is soooooooooooo last season

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
*nations dashes through scattering pink things about at random like a flower girl*

tra la la, tra la laaaaa......
That bonnet and basket really suit you Miss FN

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Write about how thumb twiddling could become a new Olympic sport.

Or how it prevents you from twiddling anything else.
What else is there to twiddle in the office Mr IVD ???

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Take your thumb out.
the other one might get jealous

BEAST said...

Donnnnn said...
The perfect time to rub some lard on the cat's boil or do some manscaping in the Southern Hemisphere.
Sadly Donn I dont have a cat , but the Manscaping sounds good
***fires up hedge trimmer***

eroswings said...

Well, you could always visit the senior center...and feel great about having all your teeth and memory intact.

Go watch a movie during the matinee...preferably something you'd normally never watch--or be too embarrassed to watch with people you know. You'll have a good laugh...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

Break out the mechanical bride, because I'm about to take on the world.

Time to strap it on, pal.

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Well, you could always visit the senior center...and feel great about having all your teeth and memory intact.
They might keep me in Mr E
Go watch a movie during the matinee...preferably something you'd normally never watch--or be too embarrassed to watch with people you know. You'll have a good laugh...
That is a good idea , can I wear a disguise
****sticks on false moustache***

BEAST said...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...
Break out the mechanical bride, because I'm about to take on the world.

Time to strap it on, pal.
EVERREADY is my middle name boss .
Beast is primed , prepared and ready for Instruction
***salutes sharply**

scarlet-blue said...

No longer bored then?
Sx

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet . So it would seem , no peace for the wicked :-)

Mu Tai Dong said...

I come round in leather boiler suit naked under pussy bits ues!! We can the you can the when that the freely? I lover it mr besat the facebook fucky sucky friend.

BEAST said...

Mu Tai Dong said...
I come round in leather boiler suit naked under pussy bits ues!! We can the you can the when that the freely? I lover it mr besat the facebook fucky sucky friend.
just because you were evicted from Big Brother last night , dont you comr round here demanding sex.... the Beast expects a bit of romancing....and dinner first

CyberPete said...

Why twiddle your thumbs when you are bored?

You could twiddle something else

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