Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Sunday, 23 August 2009
Friday, 21 August 2009
The Cafe C kitchen has a leaking tap. This has been driving me insane for months .
Here is Beast's easy to follow ,step by step guide to how to remedy the situation , specially adapted for the hard of hearing and the infirm
1. Pick up the telephone
2.Call a plumber
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
The Beastmobile finally gave up the ghost and I had to be towed home with a banjaxed clutch.
I blame Mr C's canine familiar Lloyd , who ran away while on his walk and caused much racing up and down from the Beast's Lair to Dorchester to firstly join the midnight search party , then to go and spring Lloyd from Weymouth Goal where a kindly Lorry driver had dropped him off after finding the little blighter capering around on the A31 and causing a traffic jam at 6 oclock in the morning.
Of course the clutch went bang in the middle of a huge traffic jam so it took the recovery van flipping ages to come and get me .
Little Lloyd is sleeping off his big adventure.
The Beastmobile is now recieving the tender mercies of the local mechanic and hopefully will be restored to its former glory(a scratched ,chewed and dented , doghair filled heap) shortly
Friday, 14 August 2009
This car has put up with some terrible abuse over the years .
Mr C has borrowed in on numerous occasions , its usually delivered back looking like someone emptied the bins in it
Lloyd has chewed most of the fixtures and fittings at one time or another
Alfie has been sick in it.
Its been reversed into , keyed , shunted and still stalwartly flies backwards and forwards to Cafe C at least three times a week .
Now its making alarming squealing noises from the engine when you start it up and strange hicccups from the right hand rear wheel when you drive over 50 mph.
I will be checking it into the garage next week for a bit of TLC.
Lets hope it makes a speedy recovery :-(
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
The tight asses I work for have finally made us pay for the manky tea and coffee from the vending machines. I therefore decided to use the hot water facility and buy a sack of tea bags Sadly I didn't pay attention and bought 5 million Redbush tea bags.
Naturally caffeine free - no problem there
As hydrating as water - goody
Rich in antioxidants - fantastic
TASTES LIKE SHITE........
feck , they missed that one off the packaging :-(
While searching for a picture of REDBUSH teabags , you can just imagine 90% of the results
Monday, 3 August 2009
Teabaggingtastic is the only description for Beasts bulging meaty entrees , this could make the buffet go with a swing and bring a tear to the eye of many a hungry diner
One always likes ones comestibles to go with a bang!
careful where you poke your fork
Natures bounty never goes to waste at Cafe C . Admittedly one has to allow a little longer for the drive to work and remember to bring a shovel and a bucket .However I am sure Beasts medley of spatchocked badger and hedgehog will be a screaming success.
Just the thing to give that Delicious roadkill and authentic 'burning engine oil' finish
***drizzles nibbles with castrol GTX and a scattering of tyre shavings***
Sophistication and understated good taste are our watchwords at Cafe C , One will often hear Mr C wondering aloud when faced with a styling dilemma 'what would Liberace do??'
I think we all know the answer to that........
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