Tuesday, 11 August 2009

RED BUSH




















The tight asses I work for have finally made us pay for the manky tea and coffee from the vending machines. I therefore decided to use the hot water facility and buy a sack of tea bags Sadly I didn't pay attention and bought 5 million Redbush tea bags.
Naturally caffeine free - no problem there
As hydrating as water - goody
Rich in antioxidants - fantastic
.....
TASTES LIKE SHITE........
feck , they missed that one off the packaging :-(


While searching for a picture of REDBUSH teabags , you can just imagine 90% of the results

18 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

* vomits *

* then catches sight of the actual red bush and vomits some more *

* not because it's red, but because it's a bush *

YaY! First!!

Scarlet-Blue said...

How ghastly.
Cover yourself up, Mr Beastie.
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

...Not everyone wants to see your lastest merkin.
Sx

MJ said...

Thank you for forgetting how to make big photos and using the thumbnail instead.

MJ said...

*flashes bits at IVD*

eroswings said...

Use dental dam the next time if you're not sure if the red bush is clean.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

* keels over *

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
* vomits *

* then catches sight of the actual red bush and vomits some more *

* not because it's red, but because it's a bush *

YaY! First!!

***Gets mop and bucket from cupboard and begins cleaning up the mess***

BEAST said...

Scarlet-Blue said...
How ghastly.
Indeed Vile
Cover yourself up, Mr Beastie.


I am swaddled from head to toe


...Not everyone wants to see your lastest merkin.
They so do , Miss MJ is begging

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Thank you for forgetting how to make big photos and using the thumbnail instead.

This was one instance when less is more

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*flashes bits at IVD*

Lawks! , is it supposed to look like that !

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Use dental dam the next time if you're not sure if the red bush is clean.

Cleanliness is next to Beastliness Mr E , altho I am confused how to apply these wise words to afternoon tea . Maybe Miss MJ can assist having just 'flashed her gash' as your countrymen would have it , at IVD

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
* keels over *

Poor IVD , It can be a terrible shock for a sensitive young man

KAZ said...

So you're a Gillian Anderson fan - or is it Julianne Moore?

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
So you're a Gillian Anderson fan - or is it Julianne Moore?

Ronald Mc D ??

Frobisher said...

Redbush is indeed a horrible cup of "tea" - although the jolly black woman advertising it on TV makes me laugh.

Still up for Zambezi Express next week??? perhaps Weds?

BEAST said...

Indeed Mr F, any night except Thursday or Friday .
I havn't been to an 'End of the Pier ' show for years....is Christopher Biggins in it ???

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Of course Biggins is in it Beasty. He's in everything!

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