Thursday, 31 December 2009
Beast will be churning out a luxury buffet for 20 . That frightful old lovey Frobisher will be hamming it up on Stage reprising his role in the hit of the Xmas Season "Crap Bingo with Mavis" .
Mr C will be festering in a corner somewhere nursing a glass of Malibu and working on tomorrows hangover , making occasional forays into the kitchen to lambast poor Beast.
James will be delighting our guests with his hot and spicey chipolatas and firecracker prawn balls(He is seldom without pain , poor thing).
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL
PS : Isn't Miss MJ looking well :-)
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Monday, 7 December 2009
Ho! Ho! Ho!
The Cafe C Christmas Revels have begun.
I will be up to my neck in gibblets , horror and shame for the next two weeks and likely not be about on the blogs very much.
Have a very happy ,wild and safe party season and I look forward to catching up with you all soon :-)
Tuesday, 1 December 2009
Friday night was the Dorchester Christmas Cracker fundraiser . The Dinner Ladies (a local band not the usual pile of tits and attitude found behind the canteen counter) were headlining the Cafe C stage supported by our beloved Frobisher reprising his glittering cabaret show Crap Bingo with Mavis
Friday morning dawned and the distressing news reached a nervous Mr C that Frobisher was Ill.
Possibly too ill to perform
But being the leathery old trouper that he is ,wild horses and a dropped lung wouldn't keep a terrible old lovey like Frobisher from that stage .
Pictured left: an ailing Frobisher is airlifted into Cafe C determined that he would not disappoint his
army of fans fan .
It all turned out rather well , Frobisher strutted , preened and even called the correct numbers (lesson learned , keep the gin bottled locked away until after Frobishers set) .
The dinner ladies did a rollicking couple of sets , then sadly fell foul of Mr C's cocktails , went all rock and roll and started smashing up their instruments in a frenzy of over excitement and in the blink of an eye it was chucking out time as the merry revellers were turfed out in the street with Mr C's jovial farewell of LEAVE NOW OR I WILL SET THE DOGS ON YOU .
Saturday night we did it all again , minus Frobisher who had taken to his bed with a fit of the vapours :-)
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