Sunday, 13 December 2009

THE GRAPES OF WRATH


Beast cops it !
In the midst of the Christmas party season at Cafe C , stress levels are at an all time high . Inevitably a tired and blundering Beast was gonna get it . Friday night , the meals were flying out the door and Mr C was like a man possessed . In the fray a less than perfect grape was placed on a cheese board and a cataclysmic explosion ensued . Accusations of a very impolite nature were bellowed ,questions relating to Beasts quality of vision , general dexterity , sanity and well just about everything else were debated in a brusque manner , culminating in the following scene.
After such ungentlemanly behavior , one could have been forgiven for doing a 'Frobisher Flounce' on the spot but Being a good old stoic Taurean , the Beast still finished the mound of washing up and cleaned up the kitchen before doing The Walk of Shame to my car :-(.
What did you get for Christmas Beast ???
THE SACK !!!
:-(



30 comments:

MJ said...

I find this story rather incredulous.

Except for Frobisher wearing a pearl necklace.

Anonymous said...

YOU NEED TOWEAR YOUR READING GLASSES COZZZ YOR AS BLIND AS A BAT AND STUPID MISTAKES IE PUTTING BROWN GRAPES ON THE CHEESE BOARD. IS TOTALY STUID AND CAN BE AVOIDED IF YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOUR DOING!! THE GRAPES IS ONE OF MANY!! GREEN FRESH GRAPES TASTE SOMUCH BETTER RATHER THAN BROWN ONES!!

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Perhaps the aforementioned brown grape was partway to raisin-hood?

KAZ said...

Serves you right for dressing up as Stan Laurel in drag.

MJ said...

I think it makes a refreshing change for Beast to put the grapes somewhere other than up his arse.

Progress has been made.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I find this story rather incredulous.
Its all true

Except for Frobisher wearing a pearl necklace.
Indeed its matches his twin set

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
YOU NEED TOWEAR YOUR READING GLASSES COZZZ YOR AS BLIND AS A BAT AND STUPID MISTAKES IE PUTTING BROWN GRAPES ON THE CHEESE BOARD. IS TOTALY STUID AND CAN BE AVOIDED IF YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOUR DOING!! THE GRAPES IS ONE OF MANY!! GREEN FRESH GRAPES TASTE SOMUCH BETTER RATHER THAN BROWN ONES!!
did you do this in capitals so I could read it ???
***fumbles with brail keyboard***

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Perhaps the aforementioned brown grape was partway to raisin-hood?
Bloody thing probably shrivelled up when Mr C glared at it :-)

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Serves you right for dressing up as Stan Laurel in drag.
That was Frobisher ready for his 'Crap Bingo with Mavis' cabaret spot

MJ said...

Oh, I see you couldn't be bothered responding to my last comment.

You deserved it after what you said about me wearing Wellington boots and a wimple over at IVD's place.

BEAST said...

Oh sorry Miss MJ , I didnt se you sneak in with that comment . It could have been worse , it could have been the shoe that dare not speak its name :-)

Anonymous said...

see your totaly blind yourmissing peoples comments knob head!!

eroswings said...

Well, enjoy your time off! Now you've all this extra time to do fun things that you want to do...sleep in, order some food, go see a silly movie, or take short day trips to enjoy the festivities and decorations of the holiday season.

I don't like grapes--I much prefer them as raisins.

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
see your totaly blind yourmissing peoples comments knob head!!

And a happy xmas to you as well Ma Beasty . Its always a boon to get positive messages of support from ones parents

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Well, enjoy your time off! Now you've all this extra time to do fun things that you want to do...sleep in, order some food, go see a silly movie, or take short day trips to enjoy the festivities and decorations of the holiday season.
I did all those things on Saturday and Sunday Mr E , it was fab

I don't like grapes--I much prefer them as raisins.

You would have been very happy with the cheese board with the dodgy grape then :-)

Anonymous said...

GRAPES...

BEAST said...

Indeed.....grapes

Frobisher said...

I am telling you
Im not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can ever, ever go
No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way Im living without you
Oh, Im not living without you, not living without you
I dont wanna be free
Im staying, Im staying
And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me

You're gonna love me, yes you are
Ooh ooh love me, ooh ooh ooh love me
Love me, love me, love me, love me

You're gonna love me


. . . Frobisher leaves Cafe Jagos after singing the entire soundtrack of Dreamgirls to an enthralled audience, leaving through the front entrance weighed down by numerous bouquets and the sound of raptuous applause ringing in his ears - he notices - out of the corner of his eye - Beasts' tear-stained face pressed up against the window of the serving hatch. Frobisher turned on his heel - how dare Beast try to ruin his night. Before Frobisher had time to act he was literally dragged back on stage for another encore, 5? 6? I had lost count, but who am I to deny them. It was then Frobisher forgot all about Beast. The show must go on.

Mr Magoo said...

You could borrow my glasses

BEAST said...

Frobisher. Erm... I think we are witnesing the birth of another Lady Ga Ga'esque fame monster

Mago , thank you , as I am apparently as blind as a bat , I may need them

FirstNations said...

*runs through stage left naked and flings a bagfull of raisins at everyone*

*runs back through stage right making WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP noises and honking an oogah horn*

*runs back through stage left vaccuuming up raisins with Beasts dyson and leaving big raisin skiddies on the parquet*

*runs back through stage right wearing a plastic grocery sack over her head*



...sorry. Is this bothering anyone?

MJ said...

Is that a smooshed Glossette on the couch?

Damn you, Ms. Nations.

BEAST said...

Miss Nations , I am sure we can pass it off as avant garde caberet , and if the audience has just put up with Frobishers singing I am sure they are up for anything .
Miss MJ , a damp cloth should deal with your glossette problem , altho I doubt anyone will notice the stain amongst the detritous of a filthy friday photo shoot

Scarlet Blue said...

Do not worry Mr Beastie... I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I will be happy to provide you with a personal cabaret. There will be spandex. And glitter. And elasticated gussets.
Sxx

Will be back to full blogging power by the end of the week!!!!
I hope.

Mu Tai Dong said...

Its GOOD now available for XMAS by MU TAI DONG! Like to sex fowls up with stuffing of them?
All kinds of supportive actions needed like crapper cleaning!

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
Do not worry Mr Beastie... I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I will be happy to provide you with a personal cabaret. There will be spandex. And glitter. And elasticated gussets.
Sxx

Will be back to full blogging power by the end of the week!!!!
I hope.
Oh there you are Miss Scarlet , I was just thinking of elasticated gussets yesterday , it must have been a sign

BEAST said...

Mu Tai Dong said...
Its GOOD now available for XMAS by MU TAI DONG! Like to sex fowls up with stuffing of them?
All kinds of supportive actions needed
Another wanderer returns , Wel helloo Miss Mu , do you have a job going for a half blind chef ???
I am very accomadating

mutleythedog said...

I have a rather excellent new years eve going down - you know where - Sangatte - should you fancy it...

BEAST said...

Mr Mutley , if only I were allowed out to play , sadly I have been 'un sacked' and once again chained to the sink for the duration :-(

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