Saturday 25 December 2010

MERRY XMAS




I hope you are all having a relaxing and merry Christmas . The Beast feverishly unwrapped his presents this morning to find this horror . Hand made by Ma Beasty at her WI arts class or it may have been her AA rehabilitation course that nice judge Insisted she went to , when she was caught trying to shoplift a 50 pound frozen turkey from lidl's in the gusset of her tights . One suspects the hand of Mr C in this doomed adventure with his current crusade to ' rationalize and streamline the Cafe C cost base to within acceptable parameters' .....
One also suspects this involves armies of old ladies and small children liberating stock from every retail outlet within free bus pass range of Dorchester.
Anyway I digress , would anyone like to hazard a guess as to what the hell this is ??? And inform us as to the best and worse of this years presents



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Tuesday 21 December 2010

PERFECT PRESENT

Dont you just love it when you find THE perfect christmas present for a dear friend.
At last Miss MJ will have a stylish phone case to match her much loved shoes :-)

Sunday 12 December 2010

THAT FESTIVE FEELING

Only another week of parties to go
Hurrah!
See you all soon

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