Monday, 28 January 2008
Friday, 25 January 2008
Monday, 21 January 2008
Before we start , we are not talking about the ugliest pop group EVER .But your genuine feathered fiends
I was sitting outside the gym having a pre workout , health filled cappuccino and a fag (that's a cigarette for our American cousins not a fake tanned Muscled Mary usually to be found preening in front of a mirror in ANY gym). Out of nowhere a huge flock of seagulls came , swooping and milling about in the sky , it was a wonderful sight , they really looked like they were enjoying themselves . My enthusiasm dampened somewhat when they swirled directly overhead and it started raining shite .Being a smart ass I was sitting under the roof overhang so remained gloriously un besmirched , but others that were sat out on the picnic benches were completely be splattered and were running about in fruitless guano dodging panic.
Apparently being crapped upon by an incontinent seagull is good luck , therefore I would like to ask those that were deluged with the stuff
DO YOU FEEL LUCKY ???
Ha Ha Ha , I sure felt blessed witnessing it
Wednesday, 16 January 2008
Friday, 11 January 2008
I know Mr C explained painstakingly to me why it was a good idea of mine for him to take my car , while his is in the garage. As I was stomping the 2 miles home in the pouring rain , I seemed to be having a problem remembering suggesting it in the first place and exactly why it was a good idea..... I must be going senile . However as the rain soaked in thru the layers , my mind began to wander , and I was just thinking that you dont see much dog crap around these days , when suddenly I skidded off down the hill on the biggest dog turd you EVER saw. Nearly broke my frigging neck , funny how the powers that run the universe think this sort of coincidence is amusing.
***scraping shoe and retching***
Now another strange thing. I looked in my pictures , and look what I found peeping out at me ,this treasure , titled PIGGY. I have never seen this picture before in my life!! .
Could our very own Piggy have broken into my computer and left it for me ????
The little monkey
Monday, 7 January 2008
Friday, 4 January 2008
Well here we are the first week of 2008 drawing to a close , and what a strange 'sitting in a waiting room' kind of week its been.
It has that lull before the storm kind of feel about it . I shall be catching up on my blogging over the weekend and bumbling about getting the good ship Beast all shipshape n' Bristol fashion in preperation for the trails , tribulations , thrills and spills ahead.
So tuck in your vest , pull on your anorak and slather on that lip gloss , I think the real 2008 is lurking just around the corner waiting to pounce !
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