I would like to 'big' up my weeknd and pretend I had been doing a spot of Norwegian Fish Whipping or some such wild and exciting thing.
But no. The Beast has been decorating. Never one to suffer these things on my own , I invited Ma an Pa Beasty down for the weekend .I confiscated their car keys on arrival and divied out task lists , with a lecture that the tasks required to be completed in full and to the Beasts high specifications before the car keys would be returned.
After a bit of carping and grumbling , which i quashed by explaining if they were stupid enough to continually fall for this ploy EVERY time, it was really their own fault. Ma Beasty did whistfully complain that she thought we would be going out to dinner....... I scoffed at this suggestion pointing out she would be far too busy for that......honestly these pensioners expect everything on a plate.
Anyways after a hard weekend 'project managing' two work shy senoir citizens the Beast now has a marvellous redecorated bedroom , its painted in a colour called 'Seduction' , hopefully this is of a sign of things to come
*** Twirls imaginary moustache****