Monday, 21 January 2008
FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
Before we start , we are not talking about the ugliest pop group EVER .But your genuine feathered fiends
I was sitting outside the gym having a pre workout , health filled cappuccino and a fag (that's a cigarette for our American cousins not a fake tanned Muscled Mary usually to be found preening in front of a mirror in ANY gym). Out of nowhere a huge flock of seagulls came , swooping and milling about in the sky , it was a wonderful sight , they really looked like they were enjoying themselves . My enthusiasm dampened somewhat when they swirled directly overhead and it started raining shite .Being a smart ass I was sitting under the roof overhang so remained gloriously un besmirched , but others that were sat out on the picnic benches were completely be splattered and were running about in fruitless guano dodging panic.
Apparently being crapped upon by an incontinent seagull is good luck , therefore I would like to ask those that were deluged with the stuff
DO YOU FEEL LUCKY ???
Ha Ha Ha , I sure felt blessed witnessing it
- ► 2011 (15)
- ► 2010 (39)
- ► 2009 (87)
- ▼ 2008 (109)