There is a lot of positive stuff sloshing about at the moment.
So it was in buoyant mood the Beast ventured out for a slap up curry.
As we were leaving the restaurant we had to pass a loud libidinous hen party of thirty something trollops.
One of them was blatantly eyeing me up ..
When we got outside I said to my mate Allan , did you see that woman leering at me ??????
He looked speculatively and said 'Hmmmm , are you sure?
'Rubbish' I cried , 'she was totally checking me out , she was virtually drooling !'
At this point Nicola cheerfully enquired
'Are you sure both her eyes were pointing in the same direction???'
CHEEKY BAGGAGE !