There is a lot of positive stuff sloshing about at the moment.
So it was in buoyant mood the Beast ventured out for a slap up curry.
As we were leaving the restaurant we had to pass a loud libidinous hen party of thirty something trollops.
One of them was blatantly eyeing me up ..
When we got outside I said to my mate Allan , did you see that woman leering at me ??????
He looked speculatively and said 'Hmmmm , are you sure?
'Rubbish' I cried , 'she was totally checking me out , she was virtually drooling !'
At this point Nicola cheerfully enquired
'Are you sure both her eyes were pointing in the same direction???'
CHEEKY BAGGAGE !
23 comments:
I too have been loitering outside night clubs on a weekend, waiting for the leary hen parties to come out.
Don't you just hate it when their kisses taste of WKD Blue and vomit.
Tickersoid said...
I too have been loitering outside night clubs on a weekend, waiting for the leary hen parties to come out.
How dare you...I wasnt loitering waiting for hen parties
Don't you just hate it when their kisses taste of WKD Blue and vomit.
what a colourful life you lead Mr Ticks - but I suppose us previously enjoyed' gentlemen have to take what we can get
That was my sister. Please have her home by 12:30 she has to take her anti-drooling medication.
Perhaps you may have better luck loitering outside a chicken farm? hehe.
I hope you werent out too late and breached the ASBO? I would hate for you to have to be locked up with all those men!
you act as though being walleyed were something bad. look what being walleyed did for Marty Feldman? she might be an earner! and you could grab a quick one practically anyplace; with her in the 'drivers seat' who'd be able to sneak up on you? think of this in a positive light, beast. you're over-intellectualizing things.
Aren't male strippers required for such occasions? Maybe the one they hired didn't turn up and they were looking for substitutes.
Mmmmmm….Beeeaaaasssstttt.
I have absolutely NO DOUBT that she was not only eyeing you lecherously but that she was getting moist knickers in the process!
she could have slipped in a well as a child to get them crossed and now she just needs to be kicked by a mule to get them uncrossed...help the girl out beast...
She was like totally eyeballing you man. Maybe she was a serial killer....
It was me you git! Fancy pretending not to recognise me
Mr Hammer , Ithink she may need a double shot of that medicine
Mr NFA , its ok I was out with my parroll officer , sort of care in thecommunity sort of thing.
Miss FN I dont think she was wall eyed , I think that was just the lovely Nicola trying to rain on my parade.
GB , I was oiled up and ready to go , how much do strippers earn ?? and do you need any equipment ???
MJ thats closer to the truth than you know.
Ms Smack she was ....and who can blame her
Miss Daisy , as previously explained , she was a perfectly nice looking young lady , the cross eyed put down was from Nicola who was obviously in a bitter mood.
Mr Mutley....see your at it now , is it just possible the lady in question spotted a a prime hunk of man meat(Ok Ok not likely.....but it IS possible)
Miss Lippy I think your glass eye needs seeing to again :-)
beast i was joking...it was a line from christmas vacation with chevy chase...his cousin eddie said it about his daughter...was just being cheeky
I know you were joking Daisy , I remember the line :-)
I was just making the point that I wasnt objecting to the learing of the young lady , just the incredulous reaction from my so called friends....who are obviously sarcastic types with a tenous grip on reality (as Dr Frobisher would put it)
Are you sure she wasn't checking out your frock?
Anon you pervert , are you sittig in a darkened room , imagining the Beast in a frock....and fiddling with yourself????
actually vomiting violently
I did warn you about eating neat lard.... Just wait till it works its way thru your digestive tract
***cough***
***SQUELCH***
:-)
it's jealous beast...that makes them comment so...THEY ARE JEALOUS OF THE BEAST...now go flaunt yourself in front of the mirror and say "daisy said they are jealous" and smile my dear beast...smile
It was ME!I was checking out that stain on your tie , though.
Did you ever get it out? :)
Daisy :-)))
Uber , the Beast is no stranger to stubborn stains.....and that was no tie :-)
I am outside Lidl as requested wearing my Carmen Miranda... where the hell are you ???
Rattle them maracca's Mr M , I will be there shortly
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