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Well here we are the first week of 2008 drawing to a close , and what a strange 'sitting in a waiting room' kind of week its been.
It has that lull before the storm kind of feel about it . I shall be catching up on my blogging over the weekend and bumbling about getting the good ship Beast all shipshape n' Bristol fashion in preperation for the trails , tribulations , thrills and spills ahead.
So tuck in your vest , pull on your anorak and slather on that lip gloss , I think the real 2008 is lurking just around the corner waiting to pounce !
25 comments:
I think I boffed that middle "virgin" in a sex club in Helsinki. Or I may have imagined the whole thing.
Happy new Year!
I'm preparing for 2008. There has been much loin girding at Tickers Towers.
"Waiting Room of A Week" - spot on Beastie.
And you're ahead of me - I can't exactly work out how to do the getting in order thing!
My lip gloss be poppin’.
Wait, when did this 2008 thing happen? I wasn't paying attention.
Do I need to be concerned?
Happy New Year, Sir Beast, I hope you have returned to the 'keep fit' regime? Was it you I saw doing the 'Pier to Pier' zimmer shuffle?
lip gloss applied and waiting...
i'm still waiting for 2008 to have a profound effect on me. so far, nothing.
I bet you have an anorack, don't you?
One that doubles as a rain shelter for pensioners in the winter.
Its like that for me Mr B!
Hammer.....the middle one looks a right minx , I bet she bangs like a barn door in a storm.
Tickers....does that invlve gaffer tape ?
Lippy . I am struggling slightly with the getting in order as well.
Mj. I bet it is , you devil you.
Rimshot . Do try and keep up !
New forest Mandy . Well , well , well look what the cat dragged in ...Have you posted yet ??
Daisy . Is it glittery lip gloss ??
Pinky.....me too , it hasnt pounced yet .
P & T . I havn't we are not big on unnatural fibres chez Beasty , but I do have a rather dashing ski jacket.
Mr M . I think we are cosmic twins , if we are ever in the same place at the same time , it will be like all science fictiony, matter meets anti matter.....followed by a huge explosion , that wipes out life as we know it ....and stuff. or maybe I should just lay off drinking the Cillit Bang.
beast i only wear the glittery stuff for you babe...just you...
Daisy ....you minx !
mj's gone all chonga on us! watch out fo that aaaaaaaaaass! her milkshake killed all the boys in the yard!
so far, 2008 has made me an unwitting citizen of canodia. i know damn well we blew 2 miles to the north of our former position last night. at least part of our damn garage roof did. stupid garage. *mustering out ladder and tenpenny nails*
are pasties and a g considered appropriate roofing attire in canada? i guess i'll know when the mounties show up. 'to serve and protect' yeah right.
Miss First Nations , How ghastly , ending up in Canada by an act of god . I ALWAYS perform outdoor chores in a strategically placed feather boa and gumboots , the local constabulary have not complained thus far. But them mounties are more wholesome so who knows
I've had a mixed start to the year... sold the vintage motor (at last) and had a run in with the bank... see my blog for details... coupled with the frigging fridge not working, the better halfs car packing up and having resisted the urge of the weed for a bit, I'm in a very strange state of mind...
Strange that you're right, it does feel like 'something' is going to happen soon. Probably some unpleasantness with terrorists or a freaky natural disaster waiting to bitch slap the lot of us... ah, in the words of Frazier, 'we're all dooooomed'
happy new year to you beast do ever get writers block?? im on detox and its killing me, and i feel weird and very fucking snapy.. everyone pisses me off, more some people more than most grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soon be spring
I'm looking forward to 2008 with some anticipation and hope. I'd really like to knock off some bills that I've racked up this year mostly.
I hope you're doing ok.
xx
Mr G , an up and down sort of start then. I reckon 2008 will be a good one , when it finally gets it act together and kicks off , so take a leaf out of ticks book , and gird stuff with gaffer tape in readiness.
Mr C. Writers block....you wish. A good dose of beetroot and senna pods will soon get those toxins moving . The Beast has a stirrup pump and a hose and is thinking of going into business as a mobile enema service.
Has the bottom fallen out of your world. Try all new Beast Mobile Bowel Wash , and watch the world fall out of your bottom
Catchy eh ????
Miss Smack , the Beast is revving up and hot to trot , may 2008 bring you all you wish and more :-)
oh you made me smile beast...thank you...
i may be sick but my lips look good enough to...(i'll let you fill in the blank there)
okay, i've got my brand new hot pink sparkly lip gloss on, along with my whip-yo-ass boots and a take no prisoners boustier and matching hot pants. now what?
Daisy said...
oh you made me smile beast...thank you...
i may be sick but my lips look good enough to...(i'll let you fill in the blank there)
Daisy , Now that will only lead to confusion and 'unexpected results' . I am a 40 something man , therefore you have to make things clear , I need written instuctions ....and diagrams , oh yes lots of diagrams
Pink Drama said...
okay, i've got my brand new hot pink sparkly lip gloss on, along with my whip-yo-ass boots and a take no prisoners boustier and matching hot pants. now what?
Now what she asks.!!!!
NOW you are ready to take on the world Pinky....
At that is left to say is.....
Hubba Hubba , Lady you left your motor running :-)
Run out of gaffa tape and can't find 'Girding' in the dictionary.
Maybe I'll just go back to bed.
beast...as you are in your 40's (as am i) you should be able to invent your own conclusion to my statement without extra curricular materials...if not, my very dear beast...hands on instruction would be the ONLY thing to help!!!!
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