Wednesday, 3 September 2008

CREEPY CLOWNS


OK so I am scared of clowns.
No shame in admitting that
I am scared of clowns and wasps (that's about it).
My little brother Beast Minor used to wait till the lights were turned out when we were kids and then tell me if there was a nuclear holocaust only me and swarms of giant mutated wasps with clown faces would survive....horrible little bastid.
Anyway I digress This advert particularly freaked me out
What stupid advertising exec EVER thought this was a good idea.
Not only is the clown particularly creepy , its also a pervy peeping tom clown

***Beast honks on horn and pedals off on unicycle***

30 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

The circus exists to cure such phobias, Beast. The best way of overcoming a fear of clowns is to kick a good number of them in the arse. Make them scared of you.

Hammer said...

We've had our share of mass murdering male rape clowns..I don't trust them as far as I can throw them.

MJ said...

*dons clown costume with gigantic stinger and slips under Beast's duvet*

KAZ said...

And I bet millions of wasps will soon be swarming after her giant ice cream.

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
The circus exists to cure such phobias, Beast. The best way of overcoming a fear of clowns is to kick a good number of them in the arse. Make them scared of you.

It was being dragged to a circus at a tender age that started it Mr B . Kicking them in the arse sounds the sort of therapy the Beast would enjoy

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
We've had our share of mass murdering male rape clowns..I don't trust them as far as I can throw them.

Exactly Mr H , never trust anyone who tips buckets of custard down their trousers

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*dons clown costume with gigantic stinger and slips under Beast's duvet*

Sprays Miss MJ with all new premium strength Clown-Away.
Beast always keeps a can on his bedside table , 'just in case'

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
And I bet millions of wasps will soon be swarming after her giant ice cream.

Kaz , its a bit strange isnt it , hanging around the circus in her bra in the hope of attracting pervert clowns , waving an ice cream about to attract the wasps.... she could almost be The AntiBeast

Daisy said...

beast...i am not scared of clowns but am afraid of the closet monster and need the closet door shut to sleep at night...no matter where i am...*looks around the corner to check the closed closet door*

BEAST said...

Daisy we all have our funny little ways
Mind you if its a clown hiding in the closet
***looks round the corner to check the closet is locked ***

scarlet-blue said...

Beast is scared of of clowns, wasps and PERIODS . . . coward . . .
I'm scared of hornets . . .
Sx

BEAST said...

pffft. Hornets are just big wasps

Inexplicable DeVice said...

With a bra as pointy as hers, she could lunge forward and poke those pervy clowns eyes out. That'll teach 'em.

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

Hey, the clown's gotta get his, too. I'm for it. (forcefully juts beard into Beast's personal space.)

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
With a bra as pointy as hers, she could lunge forward and poke those pervy clowns eyes out. That'll teach 'em.
I am not sure wether she is wearing a bra or a pair of traffic cones

BEAST said...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...
Hey, the clown's gotta get his, too.
Not at Beastbites he doesnt
I'm for it. (forcefully juts beard into Beast's personal space.)
Beast blocks the Beard jab while moving asside with balletic grace.....you have to be quicker than that to catch the Beast unawares

eroswings said...

Clowns are just Mimes without the acting skills and talents.

The ad is quite simple really; the woman is using ice cream to attract the clowns. She's trying to find out how many clowns she can fit in her vagina.

Pink Drama said...

i'm terrified of snakes and spiders. i've come across one too many snakes for my liking.

i did have a dog that killed a snake right as i would have stepped on it. he had a thing about snakes, too. was constantly killing them.

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Clowns are just Mimes without the acting skills and talents.

The ad is quite simple really; the woman is using ice cream to attract the clowns. She's trying to find out how many clowns she can fit in her vagina.
Mimes Mr E , thats another annoying kettle of fish entirely , they always look irrritating before they even start with their white faced polishing non existent glass mularkey.
Maybe the daft cow doesnt realise that the big shoes are fake and are no indication of the size of other clown parts

BEAST said...

Pink Drama said...
i'm terrified of snakes and spiders. i've come across one too many snakes for my liking.

i did have a dog that killed a snake right as i would have stepped on it. he had a thing about snakes, too. was constantly killing them.

The UK being a temporate Island we dont have many snakes or big spiders , Do you have many piosonous ones Pinky ??

Frobisher said...

Do you know that they have Drag Queens doing "Clown Drag" nowadays?

*I'll email you a pic!*

BEAST said...

It begs the question Frobi ......WHY ????

PATRICK said...

Greetings Beast,
Are you a PRACTISING HOMOSEXUAL?

I, PATRICK, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD.

Pink Drama said...

patrick - question 1 - why does it matter if he is from the planet earth or not?

2: how can you practice being human?

3: are you?

beast - honey, we got lots of poisonous snakes. i never thought of england as having no snakes. i guess that makes sense. you've taught me something. neat!! love ya!

BEAST said...

PATRICK said...
Greetings Beast,
Are you a PRACTISING HOMOSEXUAL?

I, PATRICK, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD
Why ? are you askin for a date??

BEAST said...

Pink Drama said...
patrick - question 1 - why does it matter if he is from the planet earth or not?

2: how can you practice being human?

3: are you?

beast - honey, we got lots of poisonous snakes. i never thought of england as having no snakes. i guess that makes sense. you've taught me something. neat!! love ya!

Pinky we have one piosonous snake an Adder which is not very piosonous , thats about it

INNER VOICES said...

clowns... meh...

*stands next to beast and readys the flame thrower for incineration of the foul creatures known to the world as clowns*

Pink Drama said...

if iv has a flame thrower i'm standing way away from him. i've seen what happened to frobisher's eyebrows the last time iv tried to light a candle.

MJ said...

Please send the Clown Drag pic to me too, Frobi.

Are you taking part in it?

Donnnnn said...

Yes but she's also pole dancing so she is just asking for trouble.

Carnies in all of their various incarnations, make me really, really, nervous.

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