A GREAT FECKING PILE OF WASHING UP
A reader asks
Dear Beast ,How much washing up can a 40 seater Cafe/Bistro generate?
The answer dear reader is more washing up than you can shake a stick at
So stop asking stupid questions
Dipshit !
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15 comments:
Have you thought about using eco friendly disposable recycled plates at the Bistro? Or getting an automatic dishwasher?
Perhaps hiring some high schoolers or (illegal) immigrants to do the washing?
Would it be easier if you asked the diners to lick their plates clean like Oliver Twist? Customers might go for the workhouse theme with Mr C in the role of the beadle.
Hope you wear rubbers . . .
You can borrow my rubber gloves to prevent "dishpan hands".
I have done that job... *sighs*
accept nothing rubber from mj. seriously. really.
Eros : I am the automatic dishwasher ,and I am cheaper than an illegal , just give me a coffee and a bit of cake and I wash and wipe for hours
GB : Thats pretty much the ambience , Mr C make a very convincing Beadle .
Scarlet and MJ . I cut my hand on Tuesday so am wearing 1 rubber glove to protect it . I feel it gives me that Micheal Jackson glamout
***squeaks and grabs crotch***
FN : MJ's cast off big rubber ejaculating dildo thing is ideal for frothing the cream on the desserts
awww poor beast...i keep telling you, you are just in the wrong kitchen...when will they appreciate the beast you really are?
Daisy : I am a Beast of burden , but not un appreaciated :-)
Mutley : I missed you first time round . I dont mind doing it , its a bit of honest to goodness hard work , with a visible result at the end of it. It was the cleanst kitchen in Dorset by the time I had finished :-)
beast...dammit i forgot...thanks for reminding me...now back to work with you!
At home, washing dishes is one of those necessary chores and while I'm doing it no one can ask me to do anything else! Plus I can work on the serialized bodice-ripper that I'm writing in my head.
I wish someone would offer me coffee and cake when I'm done though.
I like to see you naked Mr Beast!
Daisy said...
beast...dammit i forgot...thanks for reminding me...now back to work with you!
I am lazing about today Daisy , Not exactly the chaise longue and peeled grapes , but close enough :-)
Leah said...
At home, washing dishes is one of those necessary chores and while I'm doing it no one can ask me to do anything else! Plus I can work on the serialized bodice-ripper that I'm writing in my head.
A Bodice Ripper
oh I say
***creak of whalebone****
I wish someone would offer me coffee and cake when I'm done though.
You only get the cake and coffee if you wash up 250 plates 100 cups , 50 glasses , untold cutlery , millions of cups and saucers.....it is never ending
Mu Tai Dong said...
I like to see you naked Mr Beast!
wearing nothing but my rubber gloves no doubt , you saucy minx
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