Sunday, 21 September 2008

BACK TO WORK FOR A REST































Back to work tomorrow . Spent most of the holiday working at Cafe C and the last two days straightening up the house and garden .Its been hard work and different so I now feel well relaxed.
It all looks great and I am looking forward to snoozing at my desk , under the guise of sorting out my emails for the next few days.
Have fun y'all

49 comments:

Leah said...

You should try snoozin under your desk. That's what I did when I was preggers. I'm not kidding either. It was so awesome.

Nice pics!

Bollix said...

Very nice slab work. It makes hiding the bodies so much easier than a messy lawn.

Gorilla Bananas said...

A nice little patio. Would you allow your guests to play French cricket on it?

MJ said...

Is that a funhouse mirror?

Your willy will not appear bigger by looking into it nekkid, you know.

And is that a bowling ball at the base of the funhouse mirror?

Were you displeased with your image and tried to smash the funhouse mirror with the bowling ball?

scarlet-blue said...

I love funhouse mirrors, very good idea Beast, you're much better than that Diarmuid Gavin bloke . . .
Sx

Anonymous said...

Wow what a lovley garden you have....

just bob said...

Wow, what a nice yard... and a very cool fountain.

FirstNations said...

...well its about time! solar glow boob and all! thats GORGEOUS, beastie!!XX!

BEAST said...

Leah said...
You should try snoozin under your desk. That's what I did when I was preggers. I'm not kidding either. It was so awesome.

Nice pics!

I tried that , but people kept trampling on me and the cleaners are not very good , so one would emerge looking like some hairy horror

BEAST said...

Bollix said...
Very nice slab work. It makes hiding the bodies so much easier than a messy lawn.

Thank you Mr B , altho I find the 'Acid Bath' water feature far more efficient <

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
A nice little patio. Would you allow your guests to play French cricket on it?

we wont be having any continental behaviour in my garden Mr B , there is no telling where it would end

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Is that a funhouse mirror?
Its a stainless steel 'Sail' water feature Miss MJ

Your willy will not appear bigger by looking into it nekkid, you know.
Oh yes it does
And is that a bowling ball at the base of the funhouse mirror?
thats a solar powered glow boob

Were you displeased with your image and tried to smash the funhouse mirror with the bowling ball?

Who could be displeased with perfection ???

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I love funhouse mirrors, very good idea Beast, you're much better than that Diarmuid Gavin bloke . . .
Sx

ITS NOT A FUNHOUSE MIRROR ...oh never mind

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
Wow what a lovley garden you have....

Created by a genuise Anon :-)

BEAST said...

just bob said...
Wow, what a nice yard... and a very cool fountain.

Aha , finally someone know the difference between a fun house mirror and a water feature . Thanks Bob

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
...well its about time! solar glow boob and all! thats GORGEOUS, beastie!!XX!

I can't help being slow , but its worth the wait when I get there :-)

scarlet-blue said...

Where? Where is the water? I've stared really hard . . .
Sx

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Where? Where is the water? I've stared really hard . . .

Aha , its in a cunningly hidden resevoir behind the two square pots and the glow boob

MJ said...

This garden is not complete without a toilet planter.

BEAST said...

The water feature doubles as a urinal , if that helps miss MJ

FirstNations said...

I bet all the girls and boys say the same thing about you, my darling XX!

FirstNations said...

...a toilet planter is not complete WITHOUT MJ'S HEAD STUCK IN IT GETTING AN ATOMIC TWIRLIE.

MJ said...

Nations, I bet your arse looks HUGE in that funhouse mirror!

The Old Tarf said...

As long as you snooze with a pen and paper in your hand. No one notices you are asleep. They just figure you are so engrossed in your work.

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
I bet all the girls and boys say the same thing about you, my darling XX!

My Beauty is a curse
***Big dramatic Sigh***

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
...a toilet planter is not complete WITHOUT MJ'S HEAD STUCK IN IT GETTING AN ATOMIC TWIRLIE.

***holds MJ's Ankles while first Nations pulls the chain***

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Nations, I bet your arse looks HUGE in that funhouse mirror!

ITS A FRIKIN WATER FEATURE YOU COLONIAL BUMPKIN

BEAST said...

The Old Tarf said...
As long as you snooze with a pen and paper in your hand. No one notices you are asleep. They just figure you are so engrossed in your work.

I find wearing my telephone headset and occasionally muttering into the mic fools most into thinking I am on a call

KAZ said...

When are you expecting the guy from 'Homes and Gardens' to visit?

Daisy said...

your garden looks lovely beast...perfect place to go to escape...

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
When are you expecting the guy from 'Homes and Gardens' to visit?

Kaz I was hoping for HELLO....Beast relaxing in his charming town garden blah , blah , blah

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
your garden looks lovely beast...perfect place to go to escape...

Thanks daisy , I love it :-)

Frobisher said...

Where are the chickens???

scarlet-blue said...

So where can I get one of those funhouse mirrors?
Sx

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
Where are the chickens???
Noooooooooo don't rip the scab off that festering wound

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
So where can I get one of those funhouse mirrors?

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
***swallows tongue***
www.waterfeatures4u.co.uk

Anonymous said...

YES WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHICKENS.. IVE NEVER GOT OVER THAT .. I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW.. I USE TO HAVE 3 PET CHICKENS.. AND SOME ANIMAL HATER.IE BEAST DUMPED THEM ON A MOTOR WAY... BOOO FUCKING WHOOO... AND THEY TIMES A GREAT HEALER... I CAN FEEL A LOVLEY SHIFT COME UP N CAFE CUNT... GRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR GARDEN LOOKS SHIT.... I LOVE YOU FN. BIG WETT ANIMAL LOVER SNOG...

BEAST said...

I actually set them free in the idyllic New Forest which was better than The feathered freaks deserved. They had it coming , crapping all over my garden and starring at me thru the windows all the time.
****wishes he could leave Mr C on the side of a motorway****

Lippy said...

And the foxes of the New Forest thank you for your generous donation Beast!

Can't you prevail upon your next door neighbour to demolish his awful "crinkly tin" shed, or is that your shed? It's not doing the water features any justice at all!

Anonymous said...

lippy please note the green stripes to draw your eye away from the tin shed

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
And the foxes of the New Forest thank you for your generous donation Beast!

Can't you prevail upon your next door neighbour to demolish his awful "crinkly tin" shed, or is that your shed? It's not doing the water features any justice at all!

Oh well , we cant have everything , and he's a cantankerous old devil so I have got no chance of movement on the shed. You didnt witness the tantrum when Mr C painted the wood part at the bottom blue :-)

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
lippy please note the green stripes to draw your eye away from the tin shed
Horizontal stripes are so fattening

Mrs Pouncer said...

Beast, this is sweet. Small, of course, provincial; some might say derivative, but nice in its way. Enough room to sit and smoke and neck Mojitas, which is all I use my garden for.

BEAST said...

Well Mrs P I cannot do much about the size of the garden .
But it suits me just fine.
Personally I love what Mr C did with the space and I love the sounds and shifting colours when there is a breeze , and the different colour hues that come out in the slabs and standing stones when it is wet. there were so many fights , tantrums and laughs involved in the developement of the garden that I am very attached to it

JoeinVegas said...

Yard looks great, but where's the shed?

BEAST said...

The shed is lurking to the left of the water feature/fun house mirror but is painted the same blue as the fence , and is obscured by the olive tree , so its hard to spot

INNER VOICES said...

*pees in water fountain*

thats better. i'll have another beer while your up, please!

BEAST said...

Mr Voices , the dogs have urinated in the fountain so many times , yours won't make any difference

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Is that an alter to the Great and Mighty Gardening God: Charlie Dimmock?

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