Back to work tomorrow . Spent most of the holiday working at Cafe C and the last two days straightening up the house and garden .Its been hard work and different so I now feel well relaxed.
It all looks great and I am looking forward to snoozing at my desk , under the guise of sorting out my emails for the next few days.
Have fun y'all
48 comments:
You should try snoozin under your desk. That's what I did when I was preggers. I'm not kidding either. It was so awesome.
Nice pics!
Very nice slab work. It makes hiding the bodies so much easier than a messy lawn.
A nice little patio. Would you allow your guests to play French cricket on it?
Is that a funhouse mirror?
Your willy will not appear bigger by looking into it nekkid, you know.
And is that a bowling ball at the base of the funhouse mirror?
Were you displeased with your image and tried to smash the funhouse mirror with the bowling ball?
I love funhouse mirrors, very good idea Beast, you're much better than that Diarmuid Gavin bloke . . .
Sx
Wow what a lovley garden you have....
Wow, what a nice yard... and a very cool fountain.
...well its about time! solar glow boob and all! thats GORGEOUS, beastie!!XX!
Leah said...
You should try snoozin under your desk. That's what I did when I was preggers. I'm not kidding either. It was so awesome.
Nice pics!
I tried that , but people kept trampling on me and the cleaners are not very good , so one would emerge looking like some hairy horror
Bollix said...
Very nice slab work. It makes hiding the bodies so much easier than a messy lawn.
Thank you Mr B , altho I find the 'Acid Bath' water feature far more efficient <
Gorilla Bananas said...
A nice little patio. Would you allow your guests to play French cricket on it?
we wont be having any continental behaviour in my garden Mr B , there is no telling where it would end
MJ said...
Is that a funhouse mirror?
Its a stainless steel 'Sail' water feature Miss MJ
Your willy will not appear bigger by looking into it nekkid, you know.
Oh yes it does
And is that a bowling ball at the base of the funhouse mirror?
thats a solar powered glow boob
Were you displeased with your image and tried to smash the funhouse mirror with the bowling ball?
Who could be displeased with perfection ???
scarlet-blue said...
I love funhouse mirrors, very good idea Beast, you're much better than that Diarmuid Gavin bloke . . .
Sx
ITS NOT A FUNHOUSE MIRROR ...oh never mind
Anonymous said...
Wow what a lovley garden you have....
Created by a genuise Anon :-)
just bob said...
Wow, what a nice yard... and a very cool fountain.
Aha , finally someone know the difference between a fun house mirror and a water feature . Thanks Bob
FirstNations said...
...well its about time! solar glow boob and all! thats GORGEOUS, beastie!!XX!
I can't help being slow , but its worth the wait when I get there :-)
Where? Where is the water? I've stared really hard . . .
Sx
scarlet-blue said...
Where? Where is the water? I've stared really hard . . .
Aha , its in a cunningly hidden resevoir behind the two square pots and the glow boob
This garden is not complete without a toilet planter.
The water feature doubles as a urinal , if that helps miss MJ
I bet all the girls and boys say the same thing about you, my darling XX!
...a toilet planter is not complete WITHOUT MJ'S HEAD STUCK IN IT GETTING AN ATOMIC TWIRLIE.
Nations, I bet your arse looks HUGE in that funhouse mirror!
As long as you snooze with a pen and paper in your hand. No one notices you are asleep. They just figure you are so engrossed in your work.
FirstNations said...
I bet all the girls and boys say the same thing about you, my darling XX!
My Beauty is a curse
***Big dramatic Sigh***
FirstNations said...
...a toilet planter is not complete WITHOUT MJ'S HEAD STUCK IN IT GETTING AN ATOMIC TWIRLIE.
***holds MJ's Ankles while first Nations pulls the chain***
MJ said...
Nations, I bet your arse looks HUGE in that funhouse mirror!
ITS A FRIKIN WATER FEATURE YOU COLONIAL BUMPKIN
The Old Tarf said...
As long as you snooze with a pen and paper in your hand. No one notices you are asleep. They just figure you are so engrossed in your work.
I find wearing my telephone headset and occasionally muttering into the mic fools most into thinking I am on a call
When are you expecting the guy from 'Homes and Gardens' to visit?
your garden looks lovely beast...perfect place to go to escape...
KAZ said...
When are you expecting the guy from 'Homes and Gardens' to visit?
Kaz I was hoping for HELLO....Beast relaxing in his charming town garden blah , blah , blah
Daisy said...
your garden looks lovely beast...perfect place to go to escape...
Thanks daisy , I love it :-)
Where are the chickens???
So where can I get one of those funhouse mirrors?
Sx
Frobisher said...
Where are the chickens???
Noooooooooo don't rip the scab off that festering wound
scarlet-blue said...
So where can I get one of those funhouse mirrors?
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
***swallows tongue***
www.waterfeatures4u.co.uk
I actually set them free in the idyllic New Forest which was better than The feathered freaks deserved. They had it coming , crapping all over my garden and starring at me thru the windows all the time.
****wishes he could leave Mr C on the side of a motorway****
And the foxes of the New Forest thank you for your generous donation Beast!
Can't you prevail upon your next door neighbour to demolish his awful "crinkly tin" shed, or is that your shed? It's not doing the water features any justice at all!
lippy please note the green stripes to draw your eye away from the tin shed
Lippy said...
And the foxes of the New Forest thank you for your generous donation Beast!
Can't you prevail upon your next door neighbour to demolish his awful "crinkly tin" shed, or is that your shed? It's not doing the water features any justice at all!
Oh well , we cant have everything , and he's a cantankerous old devil so I have got no chance of movement on the shed. You didnt witness the tantrum when Mr C painted the wood part at the bottom blue :-)
Anonymous said...
lippy please note the green stripes to draw your eye away from the tin shed
Horizontal stripes are so fattening
Beast, this is sweet. Small, of course, provincial; some might say derivative, but nice in its way. Enough room to sit and smoke and neck Mojitas, which is all I use my garden for.
Well Mrs P I cannot do much about the size of the garden .
But it suits me just fine.
Personally I love what Mr C did with the space and I love the sounds and shifting colours when there is a breeze , and the different colour hues that come out in the slabs and standing stones when it is wet. there were so many fights , tantrums and laughs involved in the developement of the garden that I am very attached to it
Yard looks great, but where's the shed?
The shed is lurking to the left of the water feature/fun house mirror but is painted the same blue as the fence , and is obscured by the olive tree , so its hard to spot
*pees in water fountain*
thats better. i'll have another beer while your up, please!
Mr Voices , the dogs have urinated in the fountain so many times , yours won't make any difference
Is that an alter to the Great and Mighty Gardening God: Charlie Dimmock?
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