Thursday, 18 September 2008


Fine , fly away , frizzy hair???????.

The Beast has the answer to all your follicle related problems .

Like don't wash it EVER !


MJ said...

I am the official Groomer for World Champ Stephen Neal and I have an astounding array of detanglers at my disposal.

May I be of assistance?

Gorilla Bananas said...

How do you know it's not a wig made of elephant pubic hair?

Never Mind The Bollix said...

Why would anyone want to look like they are wearing a door mat on their head?
This world is full of fucking wank stains.

scarlet-blue said...

NO!!! Has this person never heard of L'Oreal?

eroswings said...

Holy crap! I thought that was roadkill! Damn the grease! Break out the shears cause someone needs to be shorn! Good God there's probably a large enough populaton of lice in there to send a voting representative to the legislature!

Daisy said...

or just use a straightener like i do...perhaps...

The Old Tarf said...

Reminds me of the song "Hair" by the Cowsills.

CyberPete said...

That's disgusting.

At first I couldn't see what it was.


*perches atop building and adjusts scope for three hundred yards*

BEAST said...

MJ : Good luck with this one , I would suggest a wire brush and a blow torch.
GB : You wouldn't want one of those stuck in the soap :-(

Bollix : Obviously this is some sort of fashion statement , who knows what the statement is !

Scarlet : They obviously need educating . Go to it girl .

Bingowings. I dont want to think about whats lurking in there . Napalm may be the only answer.

Daisy . A sledgehammer may be better :-)

Tarf : I think this has gone beyond hair and mutated into something entirely different.

Cyberpoof . So you won't be following this trend ????

Voices : You may need armour piercing ammo , otherwise it may just bounce off

Anonymous said...

now that is just freakin' nasty.

BEAST said...

Pinky , the owner of this particular horror has probably spent hours teasing and coifing for just this look . I wonder if bacon grease features heavily ???

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