Friday, 19 September 2008

FRESH AS A DAISY



A tired and emotional Frobisher finally returns from his extended 'vacation' on the Costa del Chav.
We think its a disgrace that it takes such a long time for the authorities to action a deportation order - human rights my arse!





However it didn't take long for Mr C and Alfie to relieve Frobisher of his duty free's and medicinal purchases .


20 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Is he wearing bunny ears? It's a very flattering look . . . and I should know.
Sx

Gorilla Bananas said...

Is that a pirate's eye patch? I don't think this fellow is setting a good example for the youth of today. I hope you're not thinking of imitating him, Beast.

MJ said...

Has he had one of his tattoos removed?

eroswings said...

What a fantastic new look! Clearly, all eyes will be on him! If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he's had some work done!

Frobisher said...

Thank you all! I'm feeling much better after my extended holiday - looking lean 'n' mean, especially after the "incident" where I was trapped in the steam room of the Thermos San Miguel Sauna e Hombres for 13 hours!

I might even do a post this weekend!

CyberPete said...

*sprays with febreeze*

Ah, that's much better!

Please Frobisher, entertain us with half naked men

Donnnnn said...

How Roo'd!
The big Red looks knockered.

mutleythedog said...

It is good to know that Mr F has once more escaped the long arm of the law and will soon be regaling us with tales of drug fuelled orgies... and recipes for meat loaf...

INNER VOICES said...

looks like a he had a successful trip!

BEAST said...

Scarlet : Who knows , none of us got too close .

Mr Bananas ; Its all very Pete Burns , god knows what he has been up to.

MJ : We will have to wait for till Mr Frobisher sobers up and posts .

Bingowings : Looks like a work in progress to me

Frobisher : Oh you have finally sobered up then !

Cyberpoof : It was much nicer once we hosed him down in the airport carpark

Donn : Thats no great red , thats the hound from Hell Alfie


Mr Mutts : we are all on the edge of our seats :-#

Mr Voices : Depends how you define 'successful'

CyberPete said...

I'm sure you gave him a good hosing and he enjoyed it

MJ said...

Good news. Go read the update on my blog, you silly twit.

BEAST said...

Charming
You silly twit indeed

Bollix said...

I can smell the puke from here..

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

My beard hairs also have the ability to dole out penicillin. As my Official Head of Security, Beast should still have a few strands stashed away for an emergency. Please feel free to break the glass, and assist our forlorn traveler.

BEAST said...

Bollix : Yay your back , yes its not a pretty site.Still Spains loss and all that

Champ . Indeed I have the hairs held in a safe place. Best saved for a more deserving disaster . Mr Frobisher has been deposited with The Sisters of Perpetual PMS . I am sure they will get him dried out and scrubbed up (The Mother Superior was last seen en route for Mr F's cell with carbolic soap , a wire brush and a very nasty glint in her eye )

Daisy said...

at least he had fun! and has the picture to prove it!

BEAST said...

Daisy , it certainly looks like it :-)

Lippy said...

Well it's nice to have him home. At least he hasn't got smug gloaty holiday snaps!

BEAST said...

Lippy .Mr F has a digital camera , so I am sure he will be posting his holiday snaps soon

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