Friday 10 August 2007

TWIDDLING BORED THUMBS

As Its been a slow day today , I popped out at lunch time


















for Fish and Chips from Mu Tai's experemental mobile 'Bridport Experience Luncharama' (its a converted mobile mortuary , very reasonably priced on EBay apparently).

I opted for the fillet o' Devil Fish , and was a little suprised to find this glaring at me when I opened the take away carton .It was a bit tough and kept screaming curses at me when it tried to get a bite . I chucked the little blighter over a hedge in the end and tried to eat the chips , but I think the devil fish had had a little accident on them.......so now I am starving.

On another topic , Jenny! has been getting all giddy at the mere mention of a weener . Once Mr Natemare(hes american) had explained to me what a weener was , I cant understand all the fuss.
Now this is what I call a Beast sized weener. I am sure Jenny! , being a dainty young lady with impecable manners , would rather choke than sink her delicate gnashers into anything of this size !

Mr Mutley has very kindly sent me another set of pictures of his naked rump , with amusing faces painted on it.
How we laughed chez beasty , and I have had all the pictures blown up and made into table mats , that I will be sending as christmas gifts to freinds and family this year.
I must now away and prepare for what will hopefully turn out to be an exciting weekend of fun and frollicks (I am working on the theory that someday I will have an exciting weekend full of fun and frollicks , it cant keep passing me by)

12 comments:

none said...

That mermaid is the ugliest I've ever seen.

Some girls get hot and bothered when they see meat longer than it is wide.

Mental Mac said...

You are obsessing about food again! Maybe a hair shirt is in order? I think you should also ensure you are on call.

Jenny! said...

I prefer my meat wide! Long skinny meat is so not appetizing...it has to have a girth that can challenge my mouth!

Tickersoid said...

I hate it when that happens. I always insist mine is topped and tailed before being served.

Marinade it for 2 days in Old Lesbian #6 and you can eat the bones.

Newforestandy said...

I would keep to the No 69 with extra rice, at least you know that what your eating is generally dead!

I like the big weener, but it maybe best that you keep it away from Mr F, we know how he likes a big sausage!

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
That mermaid is the ugliest I've ever seen.

Some girls get hot and bothered when they see meat longer than it is wide.


Mr H , it was ugly , damn rude and inedible , I shall stick to sandwiches next time..
As you will read further on Miss Jenny! prefers a bit of width on her weeners , she obviously doesnt like overhang on her buns !

BEAST said...

Mental Mac said...
You are obsessing about food again! Maybe a hair shirt is in order? I think you should also ensure you are on call.

MM, I am always obsessing about SOMETHING , and I am ALWAYS on call

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
I prefer my meat wide! Long skinny meat is so not appetizing...it has to have a girth that can challenge my mouth!

Good Morning Miss Jenny!, I suppose the old adage 'What you cant fit in your mouth , Is a waste ' applies here , luckily The Beast was blessed with an exceptionally big mouth :-) .

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
I hate it when that happens. I always insist mine is topped and tailed before being served.

Marinade it for 2 days in Old Lesbian #6 and you can eat the bones.


Mr Ticks I think Mu could do with employing you as her catering consultant , I am now glad I passed on the 'meatballs a la nutsack' . Alternatively one could just quaffe the Old Lesbian #6 and forego lunch.it may be safer

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
I would keep to the No 69 with extra rice, at least you know that what your eating is generally dead!

I like the big weener, but it maybe best that you keep it away from Mr F, we know how he likes a big sausage!


Mr NFA , good point re the No 69 , tho I think I fancy noodles.
Mr F has been forceably put on The cabbage soup diet by his doctor , as you can imagine its a little windy Chez Frobisher at present , consequently he has had to give up smoking as well as he is a bit of a hazzard around naked flames.

Jenny! said...

If that saying was true, I would be very sad since I would be a big waste! Glad you havea big mouth...I do too!

honkeie said...

Americans love their wieners long, thick and covered in relish, mustard, onions, chilli, cheese and ketsup.

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