Monday, 6 August 2007

THE MISTS ARE CLEARING!!!!



Well , the spookily accurate , Camp Russell has been sending me astrological predictions again.(Do you remember the flood warning ? )

Chubby Russell Twitters :-
Just like uninvited weeds take advantage of the warm, bright sun, there is someone in your life who is taking your generosity for granted. They thrive under your benevolence and this is no bad thing. But it is time now for you to focus on yourself. Call my Taurean advice line 0904 020 4367

Hurrah , so this week , its bugger the lot of you , its all about ME , ME , ME . :-)

20 comments:

Hammer said...

That fortune is almost always accurate for me.

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
That fortune is almost always accurate for me.

Hammer , we have astrological clearance to tell em all to bugger off this week :-)

Frobisher said...

Who is Camp Russell?

Mental Mac said...

Marvellous. If I read this correctly I too am being given free reign to tell people to bugger off!

:-)

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
Who is Camp Russell?

Mr Frobisher , it is Russell Grant , Astrologer to the stars and celebrity fatty

BEAST said...

Mental Mac said...
Marvellous. If I read this correctly I too am being given free reign to tell people to bugger off!

MM as a fellow Taurus you are(according to Russell , who is never wrong) indeed being urged by the planets to have a bit of a 'Diva gone bad' week . I am making out my lists of outragious demands as we speak

Newforestandy said...

Pffft.... cant believe all that astrological mumbo jumbo, its far easier to go see the forest wise old nagg, and for illness there is the wise old monkey doctor.

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
Pffft.... cant believe all that astrological mumbo jumbo, its far easier to go see the forest wise old nagg, and for illness there is the wise old monkey doctor.

BUGGER OFF!
See NFA its true , Russell is a genius
:-)

mutleythedog said...

Mr Beast! Russel Grant died in 2005. You have been receiving messages from the great beyond... OOooooo OOooOOooooooo wwwwOOOoooooOOo !!

Tickersoid said...

I wonder what Russel will be reincarnated as?

Maybe a dozen pooflettes.

Anonymous said...

best put you glasses on if you need to focus Dear....

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

I can't give an opinion on this. My Metro horoscope said I was not allowed to give my opinion about anything because I would be wrong. It was really uncanny, because it actually said: "Mermaid of Moorgate, you talk a load of bollox". It was weirdly accurate...

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Mr Beast! Russel Grant died in 2005. You have been receiving messages from the great beyond... OOooooo OOooOOooooooo wwwwOOOoooooOOo !!

*** Beast hides behind sofa****

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
I wonder what Russel will be reincarnated as?

Maybe a dozen pooflettes.


Mr Ticks , there is a very fat slug in my garden , that has the look of Russel about it !!!

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
best put you glasses on if you need to focus Dear....

I need new reading glasses Mr C , one arm fell off when Lloyd helpfully brought them downstairs for me :-(....poundland here we come

BEAST said...

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
I can't give an opinion on this. My Metro horoscope said I was not allowed to give my opinion about anything because I would be wrong. It was really uncanny, because it actually said: "Mermaid of Moorgate, you talk a load of bollox". It was weirdly accurate...

MoM Wow thats a bit spooky , but if you gave us your opinion anyway , we will know thats def the incorrect answer

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

my opinion is that I have no opinion...

Jenny! said...

So you can't tell people to bugger off unless your fotune says so...thats bull!

BEAST said...

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
my opinion is that I have no opinion...

Oh alright then , i am confused now on what we were supposed to not be having an opinion on.....must be me age

***wanders off sucking a werthers original****

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
So you can't tell people to bugger off unless your fotune says so...thats bull!

The Beast is normally full of the milk of human kindness , and concerned for all his fellow men...which gets a bit tedious , so I have carte blanche this week to sort me own shite out for a change.......its in the stars :-)

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