Monday, 20 August 2007

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT ! ....Errrr Sorry SHITE





Lunch at MR C's on Sunday was an aromatic affair. Frobisher was lounging on the sofa (like Joan Collins) being waited on hand and foot . Little Lloyd in search of something well padded and warm to curl up on obviously chose our Frobi over the firmer and more sculpted Beast (Mr C was , wearing his fingers to the bone slaving over a hot stove - NOT !) . Little Lloyd snuggled up to Frobi with his little backside resting on the wooden arm of the sofa. After about 5 minutes Frobisher was pulling faces and flapping his arms about and making little mewing noises of disgust , and asking if we could smell anything.

Nope , fresh as a daisy in the Beast's vicinity , cutting remarks were made about Frobisher changing his pants on a more regular basis etc etc , until Frobi sunk into a sulking silence .

10 minutes later , A gagging Frobisher now getting very distressed , and wailing loudly 'Whats that smell' .

Upon investigation , Little Lloyd , was sitting in the exact correct position to drain the contents of his anal glands all over the chair arm....... nice !

Myself and Mr C needless to say found this highly amusing , as poor Frobi gagged and choked in the corner........he he he



The good news is the X factor is back. Yippee

The Beast loves this type of aspirational trash TV , and I am constantly amazed at how some of these people who turnup at the auditions , queue for hours , horribly embarrass themselves in front of millions of viewers and are still convinced they can sing and have 'Star quality' ........ its great.

Did you all had good weekends ?

37 comments:

Hammer said...

The smell of draining anal glands. It's bad enough to knock a buzzard off of a gut truck.

The couch is a total loss I'm afraid.

Mental Mac said...

Maybe it is time to send Little Lloyd "to the country, to live on a farm"?

Can I help?

Maybe I could arrange it to enable you to join Lloyd on the farm, so that you can watch X-Fac?

Anonymous said...

little lloydy lives in th cuntry theres were hes geting his bad habbits from... mind you the discharge must have sum oil in it .. its bort my wood up a treat

Newforestandy said...

Ooooh how revolting, u sure it wasnt Mr F's anal glands?

How did you get on with your entry in the X Factor, Mr Beast?

My weekend wasnt too bad, enjoying the warm summer weather! (I wish)

Jenny! said...

The draining of dogs anal glands is the fucking worst smell ever!!! Nasty!

BEAST said...

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Hammer said...
The smell of draining anal glands. It's bad enough to knock a buzzard off of a gut truck.

The couch is a total loss I'm afraid.


Lucky really , I wasnt going to say anything , i thought it was Frobishers aftershave :-)

BEAST said...

Mental Mac said...
Maybe it is time to send Little Lloyd "to the country, to live on a farm"?

Can I help?

Maybe I could arrange it to enable you to join Lloyd on the farm, so that you can watch X-Fac?


As it happens Alfie and Lloyd were my fave crap telly companions , we used to sit piled up on the sofa with a packet of biscuits.... it was great

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
little lloydy lives in th cuntry theres were hes geting his bad habbits from... mind you the discharge must have sum oil in it .. its bort my wood up a treat

Lloyds arse liquor didnt do much for my quilt coverwhen he wiped his arse on it , as I remember

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
Ooooh how revolting, u sure it wasnt Mr F's anal glands?
incotinence is a terrible affliction , who could blame Mr F for blaming a poor dumb animal

How did you get on with your entry in the X Factor, Mr Beast?

My weekend wasnt too bad, enjoying the warm summer weather! (I wish)

my nekkid version of 'Oops I did it again' was not well recieved Mr NFA , ahead of my time obviously
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BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
The draining of dogs anal glands is the fucking worst smell ever!!! Nasty!

its not as bad as snogging a llama.....but thats another story

mutleythedog said...

I did see you on the x factor Mr B! It was a shame about the anal glands going off just like that on life TV!!

ADW said...

When my doggie does it we call it pooting. Nasty, nasty stuff. My little pooch can clear an auditorium with her withering ass stench.

Frobisher said...

I admit it was the most horrid smell, it came in foul wafts. Can any of your readers tell you the best way to drain them? Do humans have them too?

Im sure lloyd would be grateful for all advice.

Im so glad Louis is back on the X factor (or did he ever go away???)

jungle jane said...

ohhhhhh i ADORE the sound of these anal glands. how do i get mine to spray all over the place? I tried earlier but just ended up crapping in my panties.

Jenny! said...

Remind me never to put my mouth on yours! Snogging llamas is NOT okay!

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I did see you on the x factor Mr B! It was a shame about the anal glands going off just like that on life TV!!

I blame it on the nerves Mr M , I bet Loius Walsh was glad he came back

BEAST said...

ADW said...
When my doggie does it we call it pooting. Nasty, nasty stuff. My little pooch can clear an auditorium with her withering ass stench.

Mmmmmm Withering Ass Stench , I bet Chanel will be after you to copyright that name for their xmas perfume

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
I admit it was the most horrid smell, it came in foul wafts. Can any of your readers tell you the best way to drain them? Do humans have them too?

Im sure lloyd would be grateful for all advice.

Im so glad Louis is back on the X factor (or did he ever go away???)

i reckon you just squeeze them, like a juicy spot :-)
I think Mr C has them in his feet !

BEAST said...

jungle jane said...
ohhhhhh i ADORE the sound of these anal glands. how do i get mine to spray all over the place? I tried earlier but just ended up crapping in my panties.
I live such a glamorous life, leaking anal glands and JJ crapping her panties , it is a suprise to me that HELLO arn't beating my door down with ridiculous offers for an exclusive photo shoot

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
Remind me never to put my mouth on yours! Snogging llamas is NOT okay!

Jenny ! I have to say the llama didnt look too impressed iether , but jeez looking like that you wouldnt think it had that many offers

Frobisher said...

That dog in the picture has an anus like a hot cross bun!

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
That dog in the picture has an anus like a hot cross bun!

I used to enjoy a nice hot cross bun.....I think this may have spoiled it

Tickersoid said...

So what was Mr C cooking that took so little effort?

C'mon Jenny, we've all snogged a llama at some time or other........

..........OK. Just me and Beast then.

mutleythedog said...

I was promised porni fruits.... like Dirty Bananas 1 - 6 ...

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
So what was Mr C cooking that took so little effort?

C'mon Jenny, we've all snogged a llama at some time or other........

..........OK. Just me and Beast then.


It was Chicken and salad , and loverley it was too .
I think Jenny has snogged a Llama as well , and is going the denial route

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I was promised porni fruits.... like Dirty Bananas 1 - 6 ...

Sorry Mr M , I at them :-(

BEAST said...

* ate

First Nations said...

PWNED!

i think frobi needs to change his cologne...my Opie used to dribble like that whenever the neibors bitch went on heat.
I'm not sure what this says about Lloyd OR ratso.

The Hitch said...

FFS Beast you have dined with mutley in real life?

What the man behind the jack russel really like? (apart from a pervert obviously)
Mutley is one of my blogging heros.

mutleythedog said...

Is it pizza again or couscous cake?

Mr Cunt said...

cheese cake :)

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
PWNED!

i think frobi needs to change his cologne...my Opie used to dribble like that whenever the neibors bitch went on heat.
I'm not sure what this says about Lloyd OR ratso.


FN Frobi andLloyd have found each other , like all timeless star crossed lovers , Romeo and Juliet err no sorry Romeo and Rover :-)
They should just GET A ROOM

BEAST said...

The Hitch said...
FFS Beast you have dined with mutley in real life?

What the man behind the jack russel really like? (apart from a pervert obviously)
Mutley is one of my blogging heros.


Mr Hitch , its just plain embarrasiing , dining with Mr Mutley , he makes little piggy snorting noises all the time , and does a lot of belching and breaking wind , Mu Tai seems to find this exciting , but I guess she must experiencet rather a lot of this sort of behaviour from her patrons given her menu

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Is it pizza again or couscous cake?

Dont mention the couscous cake , I still feel a bit sick. Its Chips and curry sauce tonight :-)

BEAST said...

Mr Cunt said...
cheese cake :)


Oh No !!!!
Your Back !!!!!
***runs off humming I will Survive and sobbing***

mutleythedog said...

I can't see your pic on your profile - mine just disappeared and I have taken the chance to change it anyway!! it was too small! I had to post a picture I wanted onto my blog, save it, go to edit html on posts copy the second link for it and then place it into my profile... a tedious job, but I did it!

BEAST said...

Mr M my pic still seems to be there , you are maybe suffering from beetroot fever !

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