Its been a slow day today , I popped out at lunch timefor Fish and Chips from Mu Tai's experemental mobile 'Bridport Experience Luncharama' (its a converted mobile mortuary , very reasonably priced on EBay apparently).
I opted for the fillet o' Devil Fish , and was a little suprised to find this glaring at me when I opened the take away carton .It was a bit tough and kept screaming curses at me when it tried to get a bite . I chucked the little blighter over a hedge in the end and tried to eat the chips , but I think the devil fish had had a little accident on them.......so now I am starving.
On another topic , Jenny! has been getting all giddy at the mere mention of a weener . Once Mr Natemare(hes american) had explained to me what a weener was , I cant understand all the fuss.
Now this is what I call a Beast sized weener. I am sure Jenny! , being a dainty young lady with impecable manners , would rather choke than sink her delicate gnashers into anything of this size !
Mr Mutley has very kindly sent me another set of pictures of his naked rump , with amusing faces painted on it.
How we laughed chez beasty , and I have had all the pictures blown up and made into table mats , that I will be sending as christmas gifts to freinds and family this year.
I must now away and prepare for what will hopefully turn out to be an exciting weekend of fun and frollicks (I am working on the theory that someday I will have an exciting weekend full of fun and frollicks , it cant keep passing me by)
12 comments:
That mermaid is the ugliest I've ever seen.
Some girls get hot and bothered when they see meat longer than it is wide.
You are obsessing about food again! Maybe a hair shirt is in order? I think you should also ensure you are on call.
I prefer my meat wide! Long skinny meat is so not appetizing...it has to have a girth that can challenge my mouth!
I hate it when that happens. I always insist mine is topped and tailed before being served.
Marinade it for 2 days in Old Lesbian #6 and you can eat the bones.
I would keep to the No 69 with extra rice, at least you know that what your eating is generally dead!
I like the big weener, but it maybe best that you keep it away from Mr F, we know how he likes a big sausage!
Hammer said...
That mermaid is the ugliest I've ever seen.
Some girls get hot and bothered when they see meat longer than it is wide.
Mr H , it was ugly , damn rude and inedible , I shall stick to sandwiches next time..
As you will read further on Miss Jenny! prefers a bit of width on her weeners , she obviously doesnt like overhang on her buns !
Mental Mac said...
You are obsessing about food again! Maybe a hair shirt is in order? I think you should also ensure you are on call.
MM, I am always obsessing about SOMETHING , and I am ALWAYS on call
Jenny! said...
I prefer my meat wide! Long skinny meat is so not appetizing...it has to have a girth that can challenge my mouth!
Good Morning Miss Jenny!, I suppose the old adage 'What you cant fit in your mouth , Is a waste ' applies here , luckily The Beast was blessed with an exceptionally big mouth :-) .
Tickersoid said...
I hate it when that happens. I always insist mine is topped and tailed before being served.
Marinade it for 2 days in Old Lesbian #6 and you can eat the bones.
Mr Ticks I think Mu could do with employing you as her catering consultant , I am now glad I passed on the 'meatballs a la nutsack' . Alternatively one could just quaffe the Old Lesbian #6 and forego lunch.it may be safer
Newforestandy said...
I would keep to the No 69 with extra rice, at least you know that what your eating is generally dead!
I like the big weener, but it maybe best that you keep it away from Mr F, we know how he likes a big sausage!
Mr NFA , good point re the No 69 , tho I think I fancy noodles.
Mr F has been forceably put on The cabbage soup diet by his doctor , as you can imagine its a little windy Chez Frobisher at present , consequently he has had to give up smoking as well as he is a bit of a hazzard around naked flames.
If that saying was true, I would be very sad since I would be a big waste! Glad you havea big mouth...I do too!
Americans love their wieners long, thick and covered in relish, mustard, onions, chilli, cheese and ketsup.
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