SLIMMER OF THE WEEK
MWA HA HA HA HA
Well I did it !!!!!. I pipped The lovely Claire to the post , she will no doubt be leaving banana skins on the stairs ,cutting my brake pipes and wiring my chair into the mains. Lets hope she doesnt team up with Mr C or I am a gonna.
On the bright side , I will look good for me funeral :-) .
Have we all had good weeks ????
21 comments:
Yes, wiring the chair to the main, is an old family trick. It will perm your hair.
DBS , I havnt got any , however it may melt my toupee :-)
Banana skins? How many calories in banana skins?
I’ll be bloody putting extra sugar in your coffee!
(Secretly well done - watch this space! - GAME ON)
Oh Dear Clare is one of the bitter ones :-)
I thought lemons were a free food :o)
I have heard if you dry out banana skins, then bake them, then roll them, then smoken them...it's like a HUGE waste of time and so not as good as the real deal!
Congratulations Fatty!
Well done Sir Beast, I expect with the good summer weather at last that the 'extra' calorie burning workouts under the pier have helped?
Jenny, my big bro' Fewclewz swears by the effects of banana skin scrapings. Didn't work for me though.
Congrat's Beasty. Will you be changing your name to suit your new emaciated image?
Not slimmer of the week said...
I thought lemons were a free food :o)
I concider lemons to be the fruit of the devil , I once tripped over one and broke my favourite mug...harumph
Jenny! said...
I have heard if you dry out banana skins, then bake them, then roll them, then smoken them...it's like a HUGE waste of time and so not as good as the real deal!
Its constantly amazes me what some people will try for a cheap blast , they would get more of a buzz from goin to the gym , a run or a good shag :-)
Frobisher said...
Congratulations Fatty!
How rude Frobisher !
Newforestandy said...
Well done Sir Beast, I expect with the good summer weather at last that the 'extra' calorie burning workouts under the pier have helped?
Mr NFA , they say the calorie burn of a good shag is equivalent to running ten miles...... I obviously have not been doing it right ! Go and do a ten mile run and tel I am wrong :-)
Tickersoid said...
Jenny, my big bro' Fewclewz swears by the effects of banana skin scrapings. Didn't work for me though.
Congrat's Beasty. Will you be changing your name to suit your new emaciated image?
Mr Ticks , Being a Beast is a state of mind.... I am just returning to lithe Beast mode
Well done FAT BOY im sure your other FAT FRIENDS are gutted...
skinny CUNT
Banana scrapings, huh? When I was in prison, we only got naked bananas. They gave them to us peeled because apparently you can smoke them and get high. I think if you've gone to all the trouble, like a fargin nitwit, to smoke them, you deserve to do it and get a big fat headache. Don't smoke 'em Beastie, ok?
I lost weight on this diet, from my Food blog;
Cabbage Soup Diet
All negative foods. Check it out.
Try hospital food - worked for me!
Mr Beast, I did alot of walking down at Swanage also known as Little Bridport, and then enjoyed a yummy portion of chips. I cant think why I havent lost any weight, whats the secret?
congratulations, beastie!
XXXOOO!
but for Gods' sake don't do a FirstNations and have half a box of ice cream to celebrate, ok?
DBS , I shall stay well clear of smoking bananas , however should I embark on the Cabbage soup diet being near any naked flame could be dangerous :-)
Mr C , are you gutted :-)
Jenny! chance would be a fine thing :-(
Lippy , I quiet enjoyed the hospital food when I was in , the portions werent big enough tho.
NFA , you missed out the all important huge battered sausage , dripping with grease , that makes everything slip thru your system without gaining an ounce.
FN , ta , I shall celebrate with a health filled carrot :-(
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