With Friends looking at buying land in the sticks and living on it , the Beast is becoming obsessed with trawling the interweb looking at log cabin kits , with ridiculous fantasies of roughing it in the wild , flitting round my brain , its going to be a cross between 'Little Beast on the Prairie and 'Nanuck of the North'.
I have yet to find the dream cabin to satisfy my log lust , so the search goes on.
I am gutted.
She may have looked like worzel Gummidge with a hangover , but I am going to miss her :-(
Now on another topic all together. Genital Warts.
Why are they so unpopular?????.
Hey Girls and boys , ribbed for your pleasure !!!!!
If you want to test drive a set , superglue a handful of rice crispies to your bits.
Go and have a good dangle at your local nudist beach or gym changing rooms
, you never know , You could make a whole new set of friends .