Sunday, 29 July 2007

CHIPS - HURRAH


I LOVE CHIPS*
Luckily for me Slinmming world have their own very acceptable version that you can eat in any amount you want.

I have had a boring weekend , So tonight its chip bonanza night, you cut them up, boil the buggers , spray them with light oil and bung them in the oven.


Talk amongst yourselfs as I will be laying on the chaise longue being fed chips by my scantilly clad , nubile hand maidens (Jungle Jane and Mutley) and get this LOOSING WEIGHT WHILE I DO IT.
HA HA HA
:-)

What are you favourite foods and in what surroundings would you like to eat them ???

*These are propper English chips, not american fries or what you guys call chips , which are crisps - you' all are just confused

49 comments:

Frobisher said...

A big Sausage pizza in a layby off the A338 on a Friday night!

mutleythedog said...

I made Steak and Kidney pie....with slimming mash... and BEER!!

Tickersoid said...

Cornflakes on my South facing patio with it's panoramic view of the GPO sorting depot.

They're tasty, tasty, very, very, tasty.
They're very tasty.

First Nations said...

now see, i have to set you straight again. geeze.

these are american potato CHIPS
http://www.capecodchips.com/
these are american french fries...the best ones in the nation
http://www.nathansfamous.com/nathans/inside/htmls/menu_main.php
here are british chips, with some kind of alien spawn on the side of the plate:
http://www.uknet.com/gallery/BritishFood/fish_chips1
how here is the recipe for british chips, 2 types
http://www.realms-of-arcady.co.uk/recipes/recipe_033.html
and here is the standard recipe for american french fries (with the all-important crinkle cut)
http://www.mealsmatter.org/recipes-meals/recipe/26498

THEY AINT NO DAMN DIFFERENCE!
_______________
it all pales in comparison to natures most perfect food, the NOBLE BURRITO.

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
A big Sausage pizza in a layby off the A338 on a Friday night!

Sounds ghastly Mr Frobisher !

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I made Steak and Kidney pie....with slimming mash... and BEER!!

Mr Mutley opening up a glorious Fray Bentos Pie and a packet of Cadburies smash is stretching the limits of the verb 'to make'.I hope it was pint of Old Lesbian No 6

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
Cornflakes on my South facing patio with it's panoramic view of the GPO sorting depot.

They're tasty, tasty, very, very, tasty.
They're very tasty.


Sounds idyllic Mr T , do you go out there in your jim jams

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
now see, i have to set you straight again. geeze.

these are american potato CHIPS
http://www.capecodchips.com/
these are american french fries...the best ones in the nation
http://www.nathansfamous.com/nathans/inside/htmls/menu_main.php
here are british chips, with some kind of alien spawn on the side of the plate:
http://www.uknet.com/gallery/BritishFood/fish_chips1
how here is the recipe for british chips, 2 types
http://www.realms-of-arcady.co.uk/recipes/recipe_033.html
and here is the standard recipe for american french fries (with the all-important crinkle cut)
http://www.mealsmatter.org/recipes-meals/recipe/26498

THEY AINT NO DAMN DIFFERENCE!


Its an afront against Queen and country.....Mr Mutley start singing Rule Britannia , Mr Frobisher prepare to repell borders , use that greasy sausage if you have to !
_______________


it all pales in comparison to natures most perfect food, the NOBLE BURRITO.

We will allow you the noble burrito Miss FN , as they are delicious

30 July 2007 04:18

Newforestandy said...

I, like Mr F, enjoy a sausage! I prefer mine without the Pizza and like Sir Beast I love a big portion of chips plus plenty of sauce.

I havent seen you at the layby Mr F?

I bet Beast loves a large portion while he is under the pier?

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
I, like Mr F, enjoy a sausage! I prefer mine without the Pizza and like Sir Beast I love a big portion of chips plus plenty of sauce.

I havent seen you at the layby Mr F?

I bet Beast loves a large portion while he is under the pier?


You boys dont want to be hanging around in layby's think of the lead polution !!!!
The all new health consious Beast enjoys the appropriate sized portion to achieve maximum pleasure and balanced nutrition..... I assume thats what you meant ???

mutleythedog said...

I fear that Ms FN is a provocation... I shall repel her as best I can whilst singing a rude version of Rule Britannia .... I am worried as I have seen her tomahawk and she threatened to have me flayed.. or something like that..

mutleythedog said...

Mr Andy likes something he can sink his teeth into...something that fills you up and leaves you satisfied afterwards.

Just like you Mr B!

Jenny! said...

I have to agree with First Nations...you cannot fucking beat a burrito!

First Nations said...

i want to know how you can first boil a potato then do anything at all with it save maybe mash the sucker. is it just a quick few minutes, like a blanch? i need the recipe. it sounds like something we'd like around here.i refuse to buy frozen in a bag ones.
the Goonybird is your chips twin; he LOVES the fries. he's even made up a song about them.
"Fries, fries, i eat dem
dey are good
on a plate
you have to sit down"

muttley: that is not a tommahawk; it's something i found at a layby. it smells like oregano, too...

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I fear that Ms FN is a provocation... I shall repel her as best I can whilst singing a rude version of Rule Britannia .... I am worried as I have seen her tomahawk and she threatened to have me flayed.. or something like that..

Stiff upper lip Mr Mutley , its ok we shall make sure you get a decent burial (well the bits we can find anyway)

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Mr Andy likes something he can sink his teeth into...something that fills you up and leaves you satisfied afterwards.

Just like you Mr B!


I detect a strong undercurrent of double entendre Mr Mutley , that sweet innocent young lads like us may never understand

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
I have to agree with First Nations...you cannot fucking beat a burrito!

I hate to be pedantic Miss Jenny! , but you can beat a burrito, I tried it very successfully with a frying pan and shall now have to spend most of the evening wiping it off the walls and ceiling , but I feel it was worth it to clear up this point .

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
i want to know how you can first boil a potato then do anything at all with it save maybe mash the sucker. is it just a quick few minutes, like a blanch? i need the recipe. it sounds like something we'd like around here.i refuse to buy frozen in a bag ones.
the Goonybird is your chips twin; he LOVES the fries. he's even made up a song about them.
"Fries, fries, i eat dem
dey are good
on a plate
you have to sit down"

muttley: that is not a tommahawk; it's something i found at a layby. it smells like oregano, too...


FN , boil your chips for 5 minutes , drain , arrange on baking sheet , spray with light oil , then into a nice hot oven for about 15 to 20 minutes till brown and crispy.
Alternatively after boiling , mix in an oven dish with sliced up bell peppers , make two wells in the piled up chips and peppers , and break an egg in each , then stuff in oven for 15 to twenty minutes.......lush.

I will be trying the goonybirds song later , to see if it enhances the chip experience.

Re the tomahawk thing, I guess your lucky it only smells of oregano :-)

Jenny! said...

Did it put up a fight at least???

Hammer said...

tater tots with hot sauce.

Deep fried shredded potatoes compressed into a hampster pellet.

Can't beat it!

The Hitch said...

Mr Beast
seriously, have you tried the royal canadian airforce excercise regime?
Easy to do at home and it burns the calories off.
Its basic PT and works , I know some people who are carrying a spot of weight feel embarassed going to a gym or for a run, it will do far more for you than all this dieting crap.
Hitch.

The Hitch said...

PS
Hands up I need to dust off my copy, but i do remember many years ago being able to eat and drink as much as I liked and not put an ounce on, aerobic excercise kid, thats the solution.
Squash is even better, less boring.

mutleythedog said...

I have been reading Mr Newforests site and it is rude! Cooo!

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
Did it put up a fight at least???

Jenny! , Beast on a mission + Frying pan = Resistance is futile.The poor thing never stood a chance.

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
tater tots with hot sauce.

Deep fried shredded potatoes compressed into a hampster pellet.

Can't beat it!


Sounds delicious Mr Hammer , and dont start the cant beat it mularkey again , as I will just have to prove you all wrong , and hot sauce may make nasty stains on the walls :-)

Newforestandy said...

I as wondering if the Radio-Active Bridport Sausage can help you lose wait as part of your caloried control diet?

I always think you should have as much sausage as you can, the more the better forma part of our motto here in the forest.

BEAST said...

The Hitch said...
Mr Beast
seriously, have you tried the royal canadian airforce excercise regime?
Easy to do at home and it burns the calories off.
Its basic PT and works , I know some people who are carrying a spot of weight feel embarassed going to a gym or for a run, it will do far more for you than all this dieting crap.
Hitch.


Mr Hitch , oddly enough I excersise quiete a lot , and have a personal trainer to beat the living shite out of me twice a week , so I am fairly well muscled .something rather odd happened last summer when it got very hot , I felt somewhat strange for a good few months and suddenly put on loads of weight (going from 13 stone to 15 stone).Fat on top of muscle looks worse than just fat......I look like an overstuffed sausage :-).

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
I as wondering if the Radio-Active Bridport Sausage can help you lose wait as part of your caloried control diet?

I always think you should have as much sausage as you can, the more the better forma part of our motto here in the forest.


Mr NFA you are altogether earthier types in the forest , I am of course like a racing thoroughbred and require a more refined diet......
Pomme Frites *
Gateaux de jam frites**

translation for the more commonperson
* Chips
** donuts

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

There was a story in Metro today about where to find the best chips. I tried to read it over the guy's shoulder but he would not let me find out details for you, the mean man. I thought about ripping his paper to shreds, stuffing it into my mouth and scampering around the train pretending to be a hamster, but that may have ruined the story.

BEAST said...

MM , I have found that licking someone elses newspaper/mag while they are trying to read it , usually has the desired effect.they ditch it in complete form very fast , unless of course they are a complete perv , in which case blow them a kiss and run like hell (breaking wind while you do so if you can manage it - that usually cools their ardour )

The Hitch said...

that is odd mr beast

I have to say you dont look fat in the photo , just doorman'ish

"Your not coming in this blog wearing that shirt"

Mental Mac said...

I quite like those boxes of microwave chips. I have acquired taste for them. They do in 2.75 mins, which mean they can be cooked and eaten by the time your main meal is ready in the oven/via delivery boy. Sprinkle some salt, balsamic vinegar and some cheese. Mmmm.

Microwave cheese and tomato pizzas used to be nice, but something has changed and they now taste foul.

BEAST said...

The Hitch said...
that is odd mr beast

I have to say you dont look fat in the photo , just doorman'ish

"Your not coming in this blog wearing that shirt"


Aha Mr Hitch , that is not a picture of me :-)

BEAST said...

Mental Mac said...
I quite like those boxes of microwave chips. I have acquired taste for them. They do in 2.75 mins, which mean they can be cooked and eaten by the time your main meal is ready in the oven/via delivery boy. Sprinkle some salt, balsamic vinegar and some cheese. Mmmm.

Microwave cheese and tomato pizzas used to be nice, but something has changed and they now taste foul.


MM you suprise me , I would have thought you would be whipping up a cordon blue concoction every night . I know how you essex lot live the high life

mutleythedog said...

I like chips from a chips shop with vinegar and mushy peas... I am surprised no one has mentioned this as a diet...

Jenny! said...

I had a burrito for dinner last night...just thought you would like ot know!

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I like chips from a chips shop with vinegar and mushy peas... I am surprised no one has mentioned this as a diet...

Mr Mutley , there you go , this could be your big chance to make your million Mr Mutleys Chip Shop Diet.....get to it man.

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
I had a burrito for dinner last night...just thought you would like ot know!

Just the one Jenny!.....that wouldnt satisfy a Beast

Newforestandy said...

I thought Mu Tai had patented the chips and mushy peas recipe? It was one of the recipes featured in the forest 'good eating guides'

We like to be at one with the earth here in the forest, you just cant beat running naked thru the woods. Probably like you running naked under the pier, Sir Beastie

First Nations said...

i am busy being SHOCKED and APPALLED at this gratuitous instance of BURRITO ABUSE.

*calls RSPCB*

oh yes, there is one, you know. you are SO IN TROUBLE.

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
I thought Mu Tai had patented the chips and mushy peas recipe? It was one of the recipes featured in the forest 'good eating guides'

We like to be at one with the earth here in the forest, you just cant beat running naked thru the woods. Probably like you running naked under the pier, Sir Beastie


Due to a ruling by the European Court of Human Rights I am no longer allowed to run nekkid anywhere :-(

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
i am busy being SHOCKED and APPALLED at this gratuitous instance of BURRITO ABUSE.

*calls RSPCB*

oh yes, there is one, you know. you are SO IN TROUBLE.


It was all done in the spirit of experimentation FN ,questioning minds have to know , and you started it

Piggy and Tazzy said...

Greedy fat cunt.

So Frobi told me.

BEAST said...

HELLO WIGGY AND FAGGY..... the blogging equivalent of genital herpes.....just when I thought you had gone forever , up you pop...:-)

Good to see you fella's.
That Frobisher is just bitter and twisted about my manly physique , Frobi was obviously in a good mood as he missed stupid out of the sentence

Anonymous said...

good to see you fellas clearly licking ass for more coments on this fucking shit blogg

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
good to see you fellas clearly licking ass for more coments on this fucking shit blogg

One expects a little more encouragement from your own mother.... I think you need to change your HRT patch or lay off the cooking sherry.
Silly old bat

Tickersoid said...

P & T don't visit me anymore. You must have some sort of black pudding and Yorkshire pudding allure.

DirtyBitchSociety said...

I am going to fly to my destination on the 18th and I will be dining on what's called a Mexican Revolution. It's a big fat burrito, rice, corn chips and cheese and other delectables. But a perfect day would be a picnic with potato salad, on the banks of Emerald Isle

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Didn't sound very romantic, huh?

Filet Mignon,Baked Potato, Asparagus, overlooking Long Island Sound. I did that about 3 weeks ago. That was quite nice but it pales to Frobisher's killer sausage, huh?

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