After a good few drinks the lovely Nicola posed the following questionIf you have a gay couple and one of them has a sex change , have they both technically gone straight????.......
Answers on postcard please as the Lovely N is dying to know
But the best news of the Year so far is Bruce is back !!!! Die Hard 4.0 opens today yippee
I have me grubby vest ready and I am ready to get them thar terrorists.
Bruce may be older and balder (well arn't we all) but he is still a god
He is possibly the only actor where the state of his vest denotes the emotional developement of his character.
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There was a guy in Bournemouth who was in the Royal Marines - he had a sex change and became Linda. As Linda he proptly became a lesbian!
Sometimes truth is strager than fiction.
This is such a subject of interest for me.
Such relationships usually end badly. Same as when an other wise straight couple are stricken with the anouncement from the husband that he's having a sex change. Bed death occurs almost instantly. Relationship death is dependent apon to what extent they are friends.
No Brother Beast, they are going straight to Hell. Don't be tempted to be pushing your cock up another man's bottom, even if he is wearing slingbacks. God fucking hates all that.
Though I am having doubts over my faith. I was walking through a large town the other day, and I thought to myself, 'God made all this.' then I thought, 'Fuck, if he was a builder, you wouldn't hire him to build an outdoor shitter.'
Dinner Beast? That would be fucking joyous. But you do know that I don't put out?
But I don't mind wanking you off while we pray for our sins. Will there be cheese?
Looking forward to see Bruce. [I liked him in The Jackal]
I wonder what sort of bad guys they will have? [ponders]
Do people still have sex? [someone has been lying to me]
Frobisher said...
There was a guy in Bournemouth who was in the Royal Marines - he had a sex change and became Linda. As Linda he proptly became a lesbian!
Sometimes truth is strager than fiction
well that seemed a bit of a waste of time
Tickersoid said...
This is such a subject of interest for me.
Eh ??? are you longing for some lady lumps Mr Ticks
Such relationships usually end badly. Same as when an other wise straight couple are stricken with the anouncement from the husband that he's having a sex change. Bed death occurs almost instantly. Relationship death is dependent apon to what extent they are friends.
I can only imagine , its all very confusing
bruce is dead sexy, even if he is old enough to be my father.
Sister Bridgit said...
No Brother Beast, they are going straight to Hell. Don't be tempted to be pushing your cock up another man's bottom, even if he is wearing slingbacks. God fucking hates all that.
Though I am having doubts over my faith. I was walking through a large town the other day, and I thought to myself, 'God made all this.' then I thought, 'Fuck, if he was a builder, you wouldn't hire him to build an outdoor shitter.'
Dinner Beast? That would be fucking joyous. But you do know that I don't put out?
Well Sista B , I feel you missed you true vocation in the samaritans.
Re your second point wouldnt they have a new custom made 'front bottom' to play with ???
If you dont put out , dinner invitation is withdrawn , no point throwing good money down the drain
But I don't mind wanking you off while we pray for our sins. Will there be cheese?
I am a man of sophistication sista , there will be no bashing the bishop and praying , and cheese would be served in its apropriate place (after dessert)
Mental Mac said...
Looking forward to see Bruce. [I liked him in The Jackal]
I wonder what sort of bad guys they will have? [ponders]
Do people still have sex? [someone has been lying to me]
MM you know the bad guys will be upper crust english or deranged german...nothing else will do.
I am not sure if people in general stil have sex , sista bridgit is ovbiously gagging for it , but is currently slightly conflicted
Pink Drama said...
bruce is dead sexy, even if he is old enough to be my father.
*** throws bucket of cold water over pinky ****
Bruce is gay! Just kidding...I would totally do him!
Pinky I still cant comment on you blog
I am not ignoring you HONEST
i think beast would totaly do him too
I've also been made aware of a lady who had a sex change and became a poof. Seems sexual identity and sexual orientation are two different issues.
I've noticed that surgically constructed vaginas usually look like a six year old girl made them in origami class.
Jenny! said...
Bruce is gay! Just kidding...I would totally do him!
Jenny you may have to fight Pinky off first .....can i watch ??
Anonymous said...
i think beast would totaly do him too
Oh , looks like you both might have to fight me for Bruce.
You girls are toast
Drop em and spread em Brucy
INCOMING
Tickersoid said...
I've also been made aware of a lady who had a sex change and became a poof. Seems sexual identity and sexual orientation are two different issues.
Ticks this all gets very confusing
I've noticed that surgically constructed vaginas usually look like a six year old girl made them in origami class.
I must have been off sick the day we got to vagina's , I rememebr making animals , or do they only do that in girls school.
Please explain how you have viewed surgically contructed do dahs....we need details
Of course!
100% bottom???
Jenny! said...
Of course!
Jenny is being all misterious , but I shall take it as yes I can watch and yes in a fight between the Beast v Jenny and Pinky the girls are toast
Anonymous said...
100% bottom???
Mr C is being even more inscrutable , what can this comment mean , I take it from the three question marks that even Mr C is not sure.
transsexuality is different from being gay. trans is being born with the wrong gender. gay is being your gender, liking being your gender, and wanting to make the squishy squishy woohocka monkey monkey with others of your own gender.
that's the bisexual take on it anyway.
...and bruce willis is ooky. i would NOT do the squishy squishy woohocka munkey monkey with him.
FN , that doesnt answer the loverly Nicola's conundrum.Still she was completely plastered and probably doesnt rememebr it anyways.
How could you utter such heresy against the sainted Bruce
Harumph
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short answer: no.
ask roderigo. he knows.
Rodrigo seems to be related to Mu Tai or went to the same english school , go to th english version of the website it is un intentionaly hilarious.
FN if Rodrigo knows , we have no hope of understanding the answer :-)
I am sorry about Rodrigo - I have been training him but he escaped.. Also Sister B is actually a man, yet I have sex with her...what does that make me??
mutleythedog said...
I am sorry about Rodrigo - I have been training him but he escaped.. Also Sister B is actually a man, yet I have sex with her...what does that make me??
I think Mr Mutley it makes you desperate :-)
Was he/she a bit of a goer ???
Beast your suggestion regarding "chewing out my dirt box' after a night of 'pump action love' with Mutley is gross and presumes that I would alow such a thing. Your offer of £5.78p and a flask of tea does not sweeten the offer.
Sista B , I up my offer to include a packet of Tesco value Ginger nuts (something you should be no stranger too after a night of passion with Mr Mutley our very own blogging redhead)
Hi Beastie,
I have sent you back that packet of Ginger Nuts as requested. I am curious - why did you ask me to wipe them all over my snatch? You realise they're a bit soggy now and probably taste a bit more like sardine?
Hurrah JJ is back.
I shall take the ginger nuts in to work for my next team building meeting.
Who says i have no team spirit
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