Tuesday, 17 July 2007

bored , bored, BORED


The Beast is about to expire from boredom . Life is currently the whole nine yards of wage slave, billpaying , drudgery.
No money to do anything , and no bugger to do anything with.
So I will have to make my own entertainment , and that usually ends in tears.
The inner Beast is a' stirring so nobody can say they havn't been warned.
*** departs stage left cackling evilly***

26 comments:

Jenny! said...

Poor bored beast! I can think of a few things to keep you entertained!

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
Poor bored beast! I can think of a few things to keep you entertained!

Gulp , does it involve contortionism Jenny!

Tickersoid said...

I hope you're not going to turn green and burst through your clothing. It's been done to death.

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
I hope you're not going to turn green and burst through your clothing. It's been done to death

Scratches green bursting thing off list

Pink Drama said...

i hope you're not attempting to flash your neighbors, beasty. that's been over-done. the object is just to mesmerize them, not give them a stroke.

BEAST said...

Pink Drama said...
i hope you're not attempting to flash your neighbors, beasty. that's been over-done. the object is just to mesmerize them, not give them a stroke

***Scratches flashing off list

mutleythedog said...

It is a general sense of ennui I think - had you considered a gigantic quantity of alcohol as a sensible and moderate short term solution?

jungle jane said...

Why don't you practise twisting your knob into amusing shapes, Beastie? I can send you my guide on how to create a hamburger by squishing your knob around your testicles. the testicles are the buns in case you were wondering...

BEAST said...

Mr Mutley and Ms JJ presumably I can combine your two suggestions , I may get banned from the pub , but hell , at least it would be my own fault this time rather than MR C and the lovely Jackie....... a new experience all round.....yippeee

Tickersoid said...

Michael Jackson is good at slapping a piece of old meat between fresh buns. I wonder if he ever worked at McPedoes'

Pink Drama said...

no. 1 suggestion to cure beast's boredom:

take a flight directly to mississippi, look up pink drama, and help her pack, clean up her apartment, and move to her new house in the middle of nowhere.

Churchouse said...

Have you thought of joining a local amateur dramatics society?

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
Michael Jackson is good at slapping a piece of old meat between fresh buns. I wonder if he ever worked at McPedoes'

I am sure he has 5 gold stars Tikers

BEAST said...

Pink Drama said...
no. 1 suggestion to cure beast's boredom:

take a flight directly to mississippi, look up pink drama, and help her pack, clean up her apartment, and move to her new house in the middle of nowhere.



Myself and Jenny! like cleaning Pinky , A waft of bleach and my clothes just fall off.
Why you moving to the middle of nowhere then ??? is it by a bayou ??

BEAST said...

Churchouse said...
Have you thought of joining a local amateur dramatics society?

How dare you sir , are you implying I am a thespian.!!!

Pink Drama said...

no bayou in site, unfortunately. just in the middle of nowhere. actually the middle of weir (pronounced where). so you and jenny! just come on over.

mutleythedog said...

Knife juggling is a fun hobby!!

First Nations said...
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First Nations said...

good gravy marie, beast, you've got frobi, muttley and mr. c near to hand and you're BORED? throw in a 'Hello Kitty' coloring book and the party's already under way!

and remember: every good time, in order to BE a good time, must include OPEN FLAME at some point in the proceedings.

Dirty Bitch Society said...

This is a conundrum humdrum bumdrum time of year. Dog day afternoons. maybe rob a bank, speaking of Dog Day Afternoon. But if it were me, I'd piece something. It'll wake you right up. Why waste a perfectly dull day, when you can be motivated to give yourself nipple rings or a Prince Albert. Gosh darn it these are excellent ideas. If you do the donut/hamburger thingy, like JJ suggests, be sure to post pics. That would be something and a reason for me to live. I'm actually excited with anticipation.

BEAST said...

Pink Drama said...
no bayou in site, unfortunately. just in the middle of nowhere. actually the middle of weir (pronounced where). so you and jenny! just come on over.
***booking flight***
Get those rubber gloves warmed up Jenny!

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Knife juggling is a fun hobby!!

How about Nekkid Knife Juggling ???

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
good gravy marie, beast, you've got frobi, muttley and mr. c near to hand and you're BORED? throw in a 'Hello Kitty' coloring book and the party's already under way!

and remember: every good time, in order to BE a good time, must include OPEN FLAME at some point in the proceedings.


FN can I burn the 'Hello Kitty' coloring book .We are not allowed open flames around Mr Mutley at the moment....he has been struck down in his prime with a terrible bout of exploding flatulence(following a experimental take out from Mu Tais (nuclear)fusion menu)

BEAST said...

Dirty Bitch Society said...
This is a conundrum humdrum bumdrum time of year. Dog day afternoons. maybe rob a bank, speaking of Dog Day Afternoon. But if it were me, I'd piece something. It'll wake you right up. Why waste a perfectly dull day, when you can be motivated to give yourself nipple rings or a Prince Albert. Gosh darn it these are excellent ideas. If you do the donut/hamburger thingy, like JJ suggests, be sure to post pics. That would be something and a reason for me to live. I'm actually excited with anticipation.

I am not piercing anything DBS , being a bit clumsy I am likely to tear off important bits of my anatomy , as I blunder around nekkid , performing my morning ablutions .
I did attempt the puppetry of the penii as advised by JJ .The results all looked like something you would find hanging off your xmas turkey.......

Lippy said...

You could come and help me move house! - in fact in a top idea, you could come and cook for us, while we try to move house and work both at the same time! - in return you can drink all our booze. Plan??

BEAST said...

Lippy , what a kind offer.....or I could go to the pub , and have something to eat , and drink lots of booze.....while you move house.
Now thats what i call a plan

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