Sunday, 22 July 2007

SIMPLE THINGS PLEASE SIMPLE MINDS !


I have had a nice weekend of simple pleasures.
Pleasure number 1.
I bumped into my arch Karate enemy ..... Greg.
I Dont like Greg .He is obnoxious , constantly puffed up with outragiously missplaced arrogance , fantasist and arse licker supreme. I was enormously pleased to see he has got horribly fat - it made my day in fact :-) .


Pleasure number 2.
I went to the local dump with Mr C . There was a shocking transvestite , in all her glorious finery , cruising about , flirting outrageously with the bin men . I dont know why but it made me smile .
Good on ya Girl/Boy !



Pleasure Number 3 .
Dossing about , charity shopping/supermarket shoplifting and stuff with Mr C( Once you get used to the scathing sarcasm and withering put downs). We had a chilled time doing nothing much . I managed to get hoodwinked by the little Beast Lloyd AGAIN.
Lloyd feels the cold , so he likes nothing better than snuggling up on the warm spot on a recently vacated chair.I was dossing about drinking coffee and watching the telly , Up pops Lloyd by the door , doing his cross legged hurry up I want to go pee in the garden dance , as soon as I got to the door to let him out , he skeddadled onto my vacated chair , snuggled down giving me that 'SUCKER' look and piontedly went straight to sleep - bastard

I am now fully recharged and ready for a week ahead.

Oh and Jenny! , I shampooed all my carpets.wearing nothing but my gym shorts and pair of rubber gloves............. who needs sausages now, eh ? :-)

22 comments:

Tickersoid said...

Old adversary, now fat cunt. That's always gonna cheer you up.

BEAST said...

Ticks.
The biggest belly you ever saw
HA HA HA

mutleythedog said...

I am worried about you fighting again... how is the surgery for the ...you know?

BEAST said...

Ho Ho Mr Mutley....well they have been shaved off....lets hope they dont grow back like yours did

First Nations said...

absolutely chock-full of disturbing mental images and unwanted allusions; yes, THIS is why I read BEASTLINESS!!!! *smooches and smooches*

Lloyd is my hero.

Mr. C is my hero too.

First Nations said...

waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute.

SURGERY FOR THE?
WHAT??????
*alarmed FirstNations casting about frantically for first aid handbook and antiseptic wipes*

BEAST said...

FN Mr Mutley just made that up , the Beast is totally intact :0 )

Frobisher said...

I'm sure Greg was thinking "Hasn't Beast piled on the pounds" - has he got a blog?

BEAST said...

Thats if he could see me over his belly Frobi. I doubt Greg has a blog , he is far too BUSY and IMPORTANT for that

Anonymous said...

i realy enjoyed spending the day with you too beast,, theres nothing like shoping with you, snide remarks huh i was only pointing out were the size 38 waist jeans were, in oxfam.. there was no way you could slip in to a 34 waist dear.. as you can see lloyd also enjoys winding you up too .. i rewarded him three rice crispys for that stunt... oh and you missed swoping numbers with the traney too... cunt

BEAST said...

Mr C , I didnt want to muscle in on your local 'talent' .You country boys need something to keep you from worrying the sheep

Jenny! said...

Loose the shorts next time and invite me over to help, you tease me with your clean carpets! I washed my floors on my hands and knees this weekend wearing nothing but socks...and then scrubbed my stove! Who needs cantalope now!

BEAST said...

Jenny!........ well thats an image that is going to stick with me for some time.......what colour where the socks ???

Jenny! said...

The socks were white...that way i can truly tell if my floors are clean...yep...my socks are still pearly white!

jungle jane said...

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech! beastie was nekkie!

*swoon*

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
The socks were white...that way i can truly tell if my floors are clean...yep...my socks are still pearly white!

Jenny! you have the cleanest floors , and the cutest cantaloupe in the western hemisphere.........

BEAST said...

jungle jane said...
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech! beastie was nekkie!

JJ a nekkid Beast usually gets this reaction , closely followed by approaching police sirens

Anonymous said...

Scream more like vomating at the thort of it,, he didt use his hand to scrub the stairs he just put the cloth on his gutt.. cunt

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
Scream more like vomating at the thort of it,, he didt use his hand to scrub the stairs he just put the cloth on his gutt.. cunt

Awww its that little cherub Mr C , getting all excited over the thought of a nekkid Beastie.
Shall I send you a signed picture of me hoovering in the buff ???.....

Jenny! said...

Beast:
So you were watching me clean the floors! My cantalope is clean...not just cute!

First Nations said...

*hijacks mr. c's postal delivery addo*

hey you have a snak dearie hehe send that picure riht alnong !*

*hides in shrubbery outside cunt towers' letterbox and waits*

mutleythedog said...

What an exciting weekend it will be - I have 30 cans of Special Brew and some skunk.. Should I bring the frozen pizzas after last year?

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