Monday, 9 July 2007

EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING



Poor Frobisher , press ganged into helping Mr C demolish a shed and do some gardening.

I helped Mr C do his garden........once

I thought ok its Mr C's garden , he is very particular (some would say anally retentive) , so I will for once play second fiddle and just do as I am told.

Oh My God , Sadam Hussien with burning piles or what..... barked orders , humiliation , withering sarcasm , vile insults and thats before we got started .It was like working on a chain gang.I staggered off at sundown , dragging my broken body towards my car ,starved , dehydrated , a final dreadful appraisal of my shortcomings ringing in my ears and the seat torn out of my trousers.

Poor Frobisher is probably sobbing and twitching in a corner somewhere, as we speak...........

and the silver lining I hear you cry ?????

THIS TIME IT WASN'T ME !!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA

27 comments:

Tickersoid said...

Poor Frobi'.

Probably have to pour him into his car.

Hammer said...

I always get suspicious of bloggers who invite me to "plow their garden"

Mental Mac said...

Surely the whole point of having a garden is to do it yourself?

If Mr C wants assistance getting his help into line, I am sure I could help!

Mwah ha ha ha

mutleythedog said...

A chainsaw would make the whole thing swift and easy ... or a bucket of petrol and some matches, could even cook a few sausages then....

Bridgit said...

Bye Beast. The love could not have lasted. Be brave

Bridgit
xxx

Jenny! said...

He sounds like a Beast! I would have helped clean your broken ass off...dirt in the house is not ok!

jungle jane said...

Oh Beastie you do over react, don't you. I am SURE Mr C was simply demonstrating able firm-but-fair leadership qualities and firm loving landscaping guidance.

So...this is why Frobie had to "take the summer off" then...

Frobisher said...

Actually I asserted my authority from the outset, any signs of rebellion were nipped in the bud - I am a people person. Smashing a shed up with a crowbar was something of pleasure for me.

BEAST said...

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Tickersoid said...
Poor Frobi'.

Probably have to pour him into his car.


sobbing like a girl no doubt

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
I always get suspicious of bloggers who invite me to "plow their garden"

Hammer if they ask you to sniff their blooms , you really want to worry

BEAST said...

Mental Mac said...
Surely the whole point of having a garden is to do it yourself?

If Mr C wants assistance getting his help into line, I am sure I could help!

Mwah ha ha ha


MM why would you do it yourself , when you can get some other sucker to do it ????
Gawd the pair of you ordering me about , and making rude comments is too much to bare.....it would lead to a mutiny

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
A chainsaw would make the whole thing swift and easy ... or a bucket of petrol and some matches, could even cook a few sausages then....

One would think Mr Mutley, but then again we are sensible.....

BEAST said...

Bridgit said...
Bye Beast. The love could not have lasted. Be brave

Bridgit
xxx


Sista B , I am gutted and may have to spend some time alone contemplating the slings and arrows of outragious fortune.....why oh why cant i become your special toyboy
sob

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
He sounds like a Beast! I would have helped clean your broken ass off...dirt in the house is not ok!

He is lucky the real Beast is even tempered and all forgiving (mostly)...my old friend Mother Theresa of calcutta once said
'Beast your a saint , now stop messing about and show us your todger' (she must have come from the same convent as our own Sister Bridgit

BEAST said...

before you ask sweet innocent Jenny , a todger is throbbing man meat :-)

BEAST said...

jungle jane said...
Oh Beastie you do over react, don't you. I am SURE Mr C was simply demonstrating able firm-but-fair leadership qualities and firm loving landscaping guidance.

So...this is why Frobie had to "take the summer off" then...

Harumph JJ , I shall send him round to give you some firm but fair guidance......but you ould enjoy it to much.
I think Frobisher is going off for cosmetic surgery(having his love handles relocated to his lips).....but dont tell anyone

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
Actually I asserted my authority from the outset, any signs of rebellion were nipped in the bud - I am a people person. Smashing a shed up with a crowbar was something of pleasure for me.

I dont believe a word of it , i bet Frobi is putting a gloss on events to hide his shame :-)

Jenny! said...

Beast:
Can you eat todgers like you eat fags?

First Nations said...

the very though of all that sweaty, pale british man-meat heaving and straining, laboring away, wielding heavy pickaxes and sledges, straining and striving mightily while casting each other blisteringly hot glances freighted with hormonal longing makes me...
feel...
faint......

*casts self across recamier fetchingly with upturned wrist upon dewy brow*

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
Beast:
Can you eat todgers like you eat fags?


Oh dear Jenny seems to be a bit confused
Fags are ciggarettes so you ca suck on them but not eat them which probably works for the US definition too :-)

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
the very though of all that sweaty, pale british man-meat heaving and straining, laboring away, wielding heavy pickaxes and sledges, straining and striving mightily while casting each other blisteringly hot glances freighted with hormonal longing makes me...
feel...
faint......

*casts self across recamier fetchingly with upturned wrist upon dewy brow*


Have a care madam that heaving bosom nearly had my drink over

Jenny! said...

Damn, I am alwasy getting confused with your lingo! Someday I will get it right!

jungle jane said...

Hey Beastie. I have burning piles. Could you come around to mine this weekend to do the garden? i promise i won't ride you like a horse like last time - i realise you didn't find being smacked with a crop as funny as i did....

First Nations said...

yo, ms. junglyjane-i've got a 12-pack of single ply toilet paper and a gallon plastic jug of Feinemans's Vodka...come help me tp frobishers yard!

mutleythedog said...

Down the Pub wednesday as usual?

BEAST said...

I am banned MR Mutley , after an incident with a cloudy pint of OD Lesbian No 6 :-(

BEAST said...

***dabs preparation H on JJ piles**

**sips FN's Vodka**

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