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Many of Beastbites regular readers have obviously already discovered the magical powers of Ovaltine , as some of them are more gay before 9 am than many manage all day - discover the secret for yourself
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Thank you Mr Langa :-)
Now I've totally forgotten what I was going to write... bugger.
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Ah, yes... as I'm making do and mending this year I'm going to turn my lilo into a pair of fetching sauna shorts... many thanks for this fashion tip.
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I have a hunch that lesbians would find you fascinating and strangely appealing, Beast. I think you should visit their haunts more often.
NAVAL LANGA digs you the most! yoiu see what a career modelling trojan condoms can lead to? success in ones twilight years, trawling the net desperately for readers!!!!
*looks under stinky duvet for lost wiener on a stick*
scarlet-blue said...
Now I've totally forgotten what I was going to write... bugger.
My writing often has that effect Miss Scarlet...the brain is trying to process the assualt on grammar and sentence structure
Ah, yes... as I'm making do and mending this year I'm going to turn my lilo into a pair of fetching sauna shorts... many thanks for this fashion tip.
An old Lilo is a fashion essential , you are a visionary Miss Scarlet
Gorilla Bananas said...
I have a hunch that lesbians would find you fascinating and strangely appealing, Beast. I think you should visit their haunts more often.
On New Years eve ,I was accosted by a lesbian dressed in a nuns habit with big strap on comedy breasts... do you think it was a come on Mr B
FirstNations said...
NAVAL LANGA digs you the most!
And who can blame him Miss Nations
yoiu see what a career modelling trojan condoms can lead to? success in ones twilight years, trawling the net desperately for readers!!!!
Bugger I didnt know the desperation was showing
*looks under stinky duvet for lost wiener on a stick*
Its in my sauna hotpants keeping warm
beast...i used to wear a sweater like that years ago...and i was fucking cool too...and yes with the straight pants as well...
Great post, Beast, something for all the family. Except that I need help explaining trojans to Mlle Inkspot.
Daisy said...
beast...i used to wear a sweater like that years ago...and i was fucking cool too...and yes with the straight pants as well...
and I bet you looked HOT :-)
inkspot said...
Great post, Beast, something for all the family. Except that I need help explaining trojans to Mlle Inkspot.
You can explain them away as they protect ones fingers while washing up :-)
beast i don't know if i looked hot but the damn sweater was so warm i couldn't wear it often and it ended up in the dog bed...
Where are the pink items BEAST??
On New Years eve ,I was accosted by a lesbian dressed in a nuns habit with big strap on comedy breasts... do you think it was a come on Mr B
I think she wanted to test out those breasts on your face.
Happy New Year!
I was actually looking into one of those things Frobi had in his manbag.
Can you please find and test the Colt shower attachment and tell me if it's worth spending money on.
You are our personal shopper right?
Thanks Beast, that's more convincing than anything she learns in sex ed. at school.
Ah, living with lesbians. Guess that means you don't have worry about things breaking down. The lesbians will fix it! Bonus: They'll probably lend you the stylish pants and sweaters.
On New Years eve ,I was accosted by a lesbian dressed in a nuns habit with big strap on comedy breasts... do you think it was a come on Mr B
Are you sure that wasn't MJ?
Happy New Year BEAST
Daisy said...
beast i don't know if i looked hot but the damn sweater was so warm i couldn't wear it often and it ended up in the dog bed...
A fitting end to a majestic piece of knitwear Miss Daisy
Nuvalostlamb said...
Where are the pink items BEAST??
PINK IS FOR GIRLS !
Harumph
Gorilla Bananas said...
On New Years eve ,I was accosted by a lesbian dressed in a nuns habit with big strap on comedy breasts... do you think it was a come on Mr B
I think she wanted to test out those breasts on your face.
Its all too much for an innocent young man like myself Mr B , Maybe I need a bodyguard !
CyberPete said...
Happy New Year!
I was actually looking into one of those things Frobi had in his manbag.
Can you please find and test the Colt shower attachment and tell me if it's worth spending money on.
You are our personal shopper right?
A personal shopper is one thing Mr CP . however I will need danger money to go groping around in Mr Frobishers Poof pouch
inkspot said...
Thanks Beast, that's more convincing than anything she learns in sex ed. at school.
Oh I remember sex ed , its a wonder any of can work out what to do after that Inky
eroswings said...
Ah, living with lesbians. Guess that means you don't have worry about things breaking down. The lesbians will fix it! Bonus: They'll probably lend you the stylish pants and sweaters.
who needs the lesbians clothes when Beastbites personal shopper has the Power Of Slacks , Miss MJ swears by the elastic waisted ployester trousers we selected for her....tres Chic
Hardhouse said...
On New Years eve ,I was accosted by a lesbian dressed in a nuns habit with big strap on comedy breasts... do you think it was a come on Mr B
Are you sure that wasn't MJ?
Happy New Year BEAST
Happy New Year Mr HH , it could not have been MJ , she would have been carried on a litter by half nekkid houseboys
I hagve bought one of everything Mr.B!! Thats all the birthdays for everyone this year. Are you considering doing exciting gifts for pets?
What on EARTH is going on in here?!!!
mutleythedog said...
I hagve bought one of everything Mr.B!! Thats all the birthdays for everyone this year. Are you considering doing exciting gifts for pets?
Beastbites Personal Shopper will investigate any suggestions by our clients (Unless it involves Hot Dwarf Sex ) Mr Mutley
MJ said...
What on EARTH is going on in here?!!!
Beastbites is a service industry Miss MJ , giving the punters what they want , when they want it
Loving Slack Power, Beasto. Sort of thing Dr Maroon would be interested in.
I wonder if they are 'comfort' fit with elasticated waists Mrs P , I am always strangley drawn to such things.
Well Beast, another year off to a great start. Liked the Revolver ad, what a way to start things with a bang.
Happy New Year Tarf :-) That revolver ad is a bit scary
Do you know where to buy 'twin head' condoms at all?
Right, you might lose a finger in there
Or worse..
mutleythedog said...
Do you know where to buy 'twin head' condoms at all?
Use Cling Film Mr Mutley :-)
CyberPete said...
Right, you might lose a finger in there
Or worse..
I hope we are still talking about Mr Frobishers ManBag
I'm sorry, what are YOU implying?
If you were to stick your finger in there, don't sniff it afterwards.
I am implying nothing , The Beast is an innocent. Pure as driven snow . Unlike you Danes and your decadent continental habits
***wanders off to read an improveing tract***
These are great finds on the net! hahah hilarious.
Happy New Year mate
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