Thursday, 8 January 2009

MORE T VICAR ???

Mr Eroswings has set us a task to post about favourite things beginning with T .
So her goes. I cant remember how many things I was supposed to add but your getting 6 so tough titty. The word I am handing on is G.
1.TALKING .
Oh the Beast loves to talk . There is nothing like the cut and thrust of good conversation. There is a whole universe of cracking one liners ,feints , parries and all that good stuff . Talk can be fast , slow , tender , pasionate ,interesting ,dull or invigorating . It has a lot in common with eating and sex.

2.TURGID .



This is the Beasts favourite onomatopoeic word. It means bloated , distended , swollen and flabby , can also be applied to the written word.
ie Beasts Turgid Prose



3.The TAJ MAHAL .
Beasts favourite Indian restaurant . Scrummy food and fantastic service , and I haven't been asked to leave YET.

4.TOAST.

mmmmmmmmmmmm
You just cant beat a bit of toast , spread with real butter (None of your margarine malarkey) and slathered in hot English mustard or marmalade.




5.TELEPHONE .
This incorporates talking I suppose , I love my phone , and I have to say it probably loves me(well who wouldn't).
6.TEA.
You can't beat afternoon tea of dainty little sandwiches with the crusts cut off , some cakes and a nice pot of Earl Grey or a high tea of steaming crumpets and scrambled eggs .
Ma Beastly makes a smashing high tea , that's shoe horned inbetween lunch and dinner , just in case you are suddenly struck down by lightning starvation and wouldn't have the energy to make it to dress for dinner.

42 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Talk turgid on the telephone to me Mr Beastie, until tea-time... and then perhaps pop up the road for a curry and on toast...
Or something like that...
Sx

MJ said...

Wouldn't "tough titty" count as #7?

Miss Scarlet sounds like she is up for some #8... Todger!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Don't you like tampons, Beast? Dunk them in your tea and give them a good suck.

MJ said...

*flings tampon at Beast's head*

MJ said...

The word I am handing on is G.

Since when did "G" become a word?

Donn Coppens said...

This excellent collection fits you to a "T".
I would like to remind you that the opposite of Talking is not Listening..
it's Waiting.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Talk turgid on the telephone to me Mr Beastie, until tea-time... and then perhaps pop up the road for a curry and on toast...
Or something like that...
I am not sure one can talk turgid Miss Scarlet, not without passing a lung or something

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Wouldn't "tough titty" count as #7?

Miss Scarlet sounds like she is up for some #8... Todger!
tough titty could be 7 and 8 . Miss Scarlet is an innocent Miss MJ , not a world weary diletante like yourself , you have to make allowances

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Don't you like tampons, Beast? Dunk them in your tea and give them a good suck.
Can't I just dunk my toast ???

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*flings tampon at Beast's head*
Have you been at the sherry Miss MJ
MJ said...
The word I am handing on is G.

Since when did "G" become a word?
Since I am the King of Beastbites , I declar it a word....so there
pfffft

BEAST said...

Donn Coppens said...
This excellent collection fits you to a "T".
I would like to remind you that the opposite of Talking is not Listening..
it's Waiting.
Now I completely confused I will go and wait in the corner

FirstNations said...

Sonny Corleones' manhood was described as 'turgid' on page 23 of 'The Godfather'. ever since, thats the one and only thing that ever comes to mind (you see what i did there) when i see the word 'turgid'. now one could argue that its never very far from my mind to begin with but that would be specious.

eroswings said...

Tremendous work, Beast! I particularly like the buttered Toast and Tea! The Taj Mahal sounds Tantalizing!

Turgid is an excellent but underused word. I shall attempt to use it when Talking on the Telephone in the next few days! I shall also attempt to use First Nation's connotation of the word in daily conversation. The next time someone at works asks me, "How's it hanging?"

I'm going to reply, "Turgid."

just bob said...

Tequila

just bob said...

Tanqueray and Tonic.

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
Sonny Corleones' manhood was described as 'turgid' on page 23 of 'The Godfather'. ever since, thats the one and only thing that ever comes to mind (you see what i did there) when i see the word 'turgid'. now one could argue that its never very far from my mind to begin with but that would be specious.

So to clarify. Sonny had a Turgid Todger on page 23 !
I wonder what Marlon had to say about that !

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Tremendous work, Beast! I particularly like the buttered Toast and Tea! The Taj Mahal sounds Tantalizing!

Turgid is an excellent but underused word. I shall attempt to use it when Talking on the Telephone in the next few days! I shall also attempt to use First Nation's connotation of the word in daily conversation. The next time someone at works asks me, "How's it hanging?"

I'm going to reply, "Turgid."

Mr E , its a marvellous word , kind of rolls round the mouth
***slaps Miss MJ BEFORE she makes some vile comment about that ***

BEAST said...

just bob said...
Tequila

Tanqueray and Tonic.
I dont mind if I do Bob , pass the olives !

KAZ said...

Forget the tea and Taj Mahal curry.
Toast is my passion - but I'll pass on the mustard.
Mustard on toast????????
No.

BEAST said...

YES!
mustard on toast is scrumptious , almost better than salad cream on toast.
Go on live dangerously :-)

Frobisher said...

Mustard on toast? - freak.

How about:- Table d'hote, tablet, taboo, tacit, tallboy, tartar, tinker, tipsy, turpitude.

BEAST said...

Turpitude is a good word Mr F .
Definition: Vile , Shameful and Depraved . Where you perhaps reading Filthy Friday before this ???

scarlet-blue said...

TART!!!
Sx

BEAST said...

How dare you!

MJ said...

I've always been fascinated with the British love of toast.

Have you noticed they're eating it ALL THE TIME on Coronation Street?

BEAST said...

I never have time to watch soaps Miss MJ. Is there a Toast Farts site ????

MJ said...

Funny you should mention that as there is a cartoon character named Powdered Toast Man and Powdered Toast doesn't taste right unless Powdered Toast Man farts on it before it is consumed.

If you don't have time to watch soaps, Mr. Frobisher can act out scenes from Coronation Street using sock puppets.

BEAST said...

He probably does that already Miss MJ

MJ said...

Ask him if he can recreate the bitchfight scene between Tracey and Karen.

BEAST said...

I will let you ask :-)

MJ said...

Have you seen his impersonation of Bree from Desperate Housewives?

The wig gives it that special touch of authenticity.

BEAST said...

I dont watch desperate housewives iether :-(

Yes Miss Scarlet I spelt either wrong AGAIN harumph

Nuvalostlamb said...

TITS!! That was the first word beginnin with letter T that came to mind - maybe its coz I was topless....

inkspot said...

Turgid todgers are in fact tumescent.

Ms Smack said...

YUM @ tea, toast and indian!

MJ said...

Miss Scarlet has informed me that she reckons you stuff your trousers.

And that you probably have a nice line of lurex posing pouches in your wardrobe... possibly in purple.

Well?

BEAST said...

Nuvalostlamb said...
TITS!! That was the first word beginnin with letter T that came to mind - maybe its coz I was topless....
Lambikins , I side stepped the whole Tits thing , but oh yes they were there , jiggling about at the edge of my awareness..taunting me

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Turgid todgers are in fact tumescent.
And Miss MJ finds them tantalising , to add yet another T

BEAST said...

Ms Smack said...
YUM @ tea, toast and indian!
Miss Smack , curry on toast sounds good , with a nice mug of tea

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Miss Scarlet has informed me that she reckons you stuff your trousers.

And that you probably have a nice line of lurex posing pouches in your wardrobe... possibly in purple.

Well?
I have said my bit on this accusation over at Miss Scarlet
***plucks plum from trousers and munches reflectivly***

inkspot said...

Hmm, the pix on Frobisher's blog remind me: twinky.

scarlet-blue said...

Too much toast equals tympanites and typical typhoons over Thailand.
It's all down to tychism anyhow.
My work is done.
Sx

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