Tuesday, 6 January 2009

STUPID QUESTION


Forget getting all of a fangle with your chromosones.
Check the content of the jeans first !
(GEDITTTTT ????!??)
I am so funny its almost criminal




26 comments:

MJ said...

You must crack yourself up all the time.

How do you live with yourself?

BEAST said...

the long winter evenings just fly by :-)

scarlet-blue said...

I would check to see if it had nice shoes and a handbag.
Sx

Sir Ian Mckellan said...

criminally insane

Gorilla Bananas said...

Are you sure you know what a pussy pussy looks like, Beast? They're a bit different from women.

FirstNations said...

how can you tell by looking at a cats vagina if its going to be a calico or not? I'm so confused.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I would check to see if it had nice shoes and a handbag.

That may only confirm that its Cyberpete or IVD Miss Scarlet

BEAST said...

Sir Ian Mckellan said...
criminally insane

Shouldnt you be learning lines or something

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Are you sure you know what a pussy pussy looks like, Beast? They're a bit different from women.

Hope fully the author of the comment will know Mr B , I cant say I have looked

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
how can you tell by looking at a cats vagina if its going to be a calico or not? I'm so confused.

Well I don't know Miss FN , I am as confused as the next person , is it using the same theory as confirming a natural blonde ???

Daisy said...

so funny you are criminal...or criminally insane...i am pretty sure there is a difference...

awww come on...you know i luv ya

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
so funny you are criminal...or criminally insane...i am pretty sure there is a difference...

awww come on...you know i luv ya
I could be both Daisy , I am good at multi tasking....thats propper multi tasking not Girls multi tasking which usually means telling thier menfolk what they are doing wrong(Incorrectly) while reading a map upside down and moaning to a girl pal on the phone about how they HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING :-)
The Beast is wise in the ways of the world

Emily Pankhurst said...

You will pay for that you little shite . The sisterhood are watching

BEAST said...

cant't you find some railings to chain yourself to ?

eroswings said...

I need more info on which colors are dominant and which are recessive before answering this question. Do we get partial credit for attempting to answer?

But never mind the chromosomes and color check. Has anyone actually seen a cat have sex?

BEAST said...

Mr E , I would imagine if one was sitting this exam one would have prior knowledge of the regressive genes and stuff , I just loved the students rather puzzled obvious answer .
I have never seen it but have certainly ben woken up by shagging cats.....man they make a row

scarlet-blue said...

So what's the answer? Just out of curiosity...
Sx

Oh.. silly me curiosity killed the cat...

BEAST said...

I have no idea Miss Scarlet. Does anyone know ???

mutleythedog said...

What does a vagina actually look like?! I have asked everyone and no one I know has the first idea...is it like a Banana Split but pink?

BEAST said...

It look like a small bottom wearing a toupe Mr Mutley...think a mini Sir Elton Mr M(only they dont sing ....usually)

eroswings said...

That student should've gotten some partial credit for attempting to answer such a preposterous question--at least a 4 out of 8 pts.

Anyway, I'd've guessed the black cats were female. After all, lesbians love wearing black.

BEAST said...

Mr E , I like the word preposterous. I think the student should have got maximum pionts for solving the problem in THE most simple and obvious way.Hopefully the exam board will come up with better questions next time

scarlet-blue said...

Tortoiseshell cats are always female, I think... is this something to do with the answer. I don't really understand the question...
Sx

MJ said...

Miss Scarlet: I think the fumes from his stinky duvet have finally overpowered him.

BEAST said...

Blimey Miss Scarlet , you are einstien in a dress .

The fumes from Miss MJ's tortioshell pussy more like !

mutleythedog said...

Thats very enlightening... I have a sort of turtle like Mini-me.... in my mind now!!

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