Despite a hacking cough the Beast is almost fully recovered .
Just one more day of hanging around like a nasty smell recuperating and I may just do a proper post.
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Despite a good hacking my bush is still intact... but a little neater.
Sx
Buy some honey, Beast. Eat half the bottle and smear the remainder on your chest.
*is waiting patiently...
It's just the beginning..
it all starts with a ((cough)).
Within the next four months the entire country will be quarantined while millions of people turn into Zombies and start looking for bra-a-ai-ns!
Nice knowin' you.
scarlet-blue said...
Despite a good hacking my bush is still intact... but a little neater.
We like things to be neat and tidy here at Beastbites , I for one shall be sweeping my back passage at the weekend
Gorilla Bananas said...
Buy some honey, Beast. Eat half the bottle and smear the remainder on your chest.
Good heavens Mr Bananas that could lead to some very embarrassing stickyness issues
Daisy said...
*is waiting patiently...
We are told Miss Daisy , that good things come to those who wait . Anyone reading my posting history will understand thats highly unlikely in this case :-) More of the same old drivel
Donn Coppens said...
It's just the beginning..
it all starts with a ((cough)).
***gsap***
Within the next four months the entire country will be quarantined while millions of people turn into Zombies and start looking for bra-a-ai-ns!
I dare say the intellectual content of my posts may improve then :-)
Nice knowin' you.
Your just being polite now
Are you going to give it a good hosing as well?
Sx
I can still smell you.
scarlet-blue said...
Are you going to give it a good hosing as well?
depends how messy it is Miss Scarlet
MJ said...
I can still smell you.
***wafts stinky duvet at Miss MJ ***
Have a speedy recovery! Take it easy and drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest, too!
eroswings said...
Have a speedy recovery! Take it easy and drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest, too!
Ooops I just went and had a Beasty Gymntastic workout....I feel a bit odd now
Inexplicable DeVice said...
I'm sure Eros didn't mean you should drink the sweat off all that filthy gym equipment, BEAST. No wonder you feel odd.
Well Bingowings should have been more specific
Still, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
thats probably true of everything except fake Tan
You are still alive, aren't you?
***shudders***
Oooooh flashback to a recent date
***runs off screaming****
My offer nonetheless still stands.
You definitely need whiskey and wenches. Nothing purges a cough like hard liquor and hard sex…
About the honey: maybe GB meant that you should have a total body-wax, _then_ start smearing. Or else he was just being provocative.
The gym is probably where you caught the lurgy in the first place. All that sweating and wheezing, can't be healthy.
World Champ Stephen Neal said...
My offer nonetheless still stands.
A fleeting and inscrutable visit by the Champ. Squeezing us in between fighting the good fight and solving international intrigues i'll be bound
HoodChick said...
You definitely need whiskey and wenches. Nothing purges a cough like hard liquor and hard sex…
I will stick with the hard liquor just at the moment , wenches are too much like hard work ,they will be expecting romancin , foreplay and much discussing of soft furnishings and feelings and stuff
inkspot said...
About the honey: maybe GB meant that you should have a total body-wax, _then_ start smearing. Or else he was just being provocative.
Inky , I dont know what goes on in the Ivory towers of Academia or the jungles of the Congo .Any honey the Beast gets his grubby mitts on ends up on toast....you boys think too much
Daphne Wayne-Bough said...
The gym is probably where you caught the lurgy in the first place. All that sweating and wheezing, can't be healthy.
Your probably right Lady Daphne , but I do enjoy the gym , so I shall keep going till it does me in
Good to hear you are on the mend. You are always welcome to call the NHS hotline if you need my services. I may be available to help.
I haven't faltered. Constitution of an ox has Tickers.
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