Friday 16 January 2009

A NEW DAWN



Despite a hacking cough the Beast is almost fully recovered .

Just one more day of hanging around like a nasty smell recuperating and I may just do a proper post.

25 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

Despite a good hacking my bush is still intact... but a little neater.
Sx

Gorilla Bananas said...

Buy some honey, Beast. Eat half the bottle and smear the remainder on your chest.

Daisy said...

*is waiting patiently...

Romeo Morningwood said...

It's just the beginning..
it all starts with a ((cough)).

Within the next four months the entire country will be quarantined while millions of people turn into Zombies and start looking for bra-a-ai-ns!

Nice knowin' you.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Despite a good hacking my bush is still intact... but a little neater.

We like things to be neat and tidy here at Beastbites , I for one shall be sweeping my back passage at the weekend

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Buy some honey, Beast. Eat half the bottle and smear the remainder on your chest.

Good heavens Mr Bananas that could lead to some very embarrassing stickyness issues

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
*is waiting patiently...

We are told Miss Daisy , that good things come to those who wait . Anyone reading my posting history will understand thats highly unlikely in this case :-) More of the same old drivel

BEAST said...

Donn Coppens said...
It's just the beginning..
it all starts with a ((cough)).
***gsap***

Within the next four months the entire country will be quarantined while millions of people turn into Zombies and start looking for bra-a-ai-ns!
I dare say the intellectual content of my posts may improve then :-)

Nice knowin' you.
Your just being polite now

Ms Scarlet said...

Are you going to give it a good hosing as well?
Sx

The Mistress said...

I can still smell you.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Are you going to give it a good hosing as well?
depends how messy it is Miss Scarlet

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I can still smell you.
***wafts stinky duvet at Miss MJ ***

eroswings said...

Have a speedy recovery! Take it easy and drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest, too!

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Have a speedy recovery! Take it easy and drink plenty of fluids. Get plenty of rest, too!
Ooops I just went and had a Beasty Gymntastic workout....I feel a bit odd now

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
I'm sure Eros didn't mean you should drink the sweat off all that filthy gym equipment, BEAST. No wonder you feel odd.
Well Bingowings should have been more specific
Still, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

thats probably true of everything except fake Tan

You are still alive, aren't you?

***shudders***
Oooooh flashback to a recent date
***runs off screaming****

Unknown said...

My offer nonetheless still stands.

HoodChick said...

You definitely need whiskey and wenches. Nothing purges a cough like hard liquor and hard sex…

xerxes said...

About the honey: maybe GB meant that you should have a total body-wax, _then_ start smearing. Or else he was just being provocative.

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

The gym is probably where you caught the lurgy in the first place. All that sweating and wheezing, can't be healthy.

BEAST said...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...
My offer nonetheless still stands.
A fleeting and inscrutable visit by the Champ. Squeezing us in between fighting the good fight and solving international intrigues i'll be bound

BEAST said...

HoodChick said...
You definitely need whiskey and wenches. Nothing purges a cough like hard liquor and hard sex…
I will stick with the hard liquor just at the moment , wenches are too much like hard work ,they will be expecting romancin , foreplay and much discussing of soft furnishings and feelings and stuff

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
About the honey: maybe GB meant that you should have a total body-wax, _then_ start smearing. Or else he was just being provocative.
Inky , I dont know what goes on in the Ivory towers of Academia or the jungles of the Congo .Any honey the Beast gets his grubby mitts on ends up on toast....you boys think too much

BEAST said...

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...
The gym is probably where you caught the lurgy in the first place. All that sweating and wheezing, can't be healthy.
Your probably right Lady Daphne , but I do enjoy the gym , so I shall keep going till it does me in

CyberPete said...

Good to hear you are on the mend. You are always welcome to call the NHS hotline if you need my services. I may be available to help.

Tickersoid said...

I haven't faltered. Constitution of an ox has Tickers.

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