Tuesday, 27 January 2009

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Well chaps we are in the grip of a double solar eclipse . The first one was yesterday . This is a harbinger of sudden and startling changes to your everyday life , work and relationships , a big old celestial tweak to your plums if you will . The cosmos will continue a twisting and a tweaking until the second eclipse on the 9th of February .
This just about describes my world at the moment , I feel right uptight and stressed out.
***does agitated dance***


As a result of this my blogging Fu has deserted me entirely.So I will be hiding behind the sofa chewing on a rubber band till inspiration or total disaster strikes
***places tin foil hat on head***
***tightens straight jacket straps with teeth***
Does anyone else think Madam Fu Fu looks HOT????
Huba Hubba

33 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

You are wise to take these cosmic events seriously, Beast. It might be the perfect moment to visit Stone Henge for a naked moon dance. It will purge you of your sins.

scarlet-blue said...

*"£%^%^&)("$^&$$&&&*
Yep...£$%...it's $%)"£ interfering with me as well. Sob.
Sx

eroswings said...

Y'all had an eclipse yesterday, for Chinese New Year? Oh, start buying lotto tickets! You should have an eclipse party for the second one if you're off work.

As for the fortune teller, I think you may have damaged your eyes by looking at the eclipse without the proper shades.

Don't forget your bottle of whiskey while you're lying behind the sofa!

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
You are wise to take these cosmic events seriously, Beast. It might be the perfect moment to visit Stone Henge for a naked moon dance. It will purge you of your sins.
It also may result in an appearance in court Mr B and a besmirching of my public record

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
*"£%^%^&)("$^&$$&&&*
Yep...£$%...it's $%)"£ interfering with me as well. Sob.
Oh Miss Scarlet , has your bush wilted ??

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Y'all had an eclipse yesterday, for Chinese New Year? Oh, start buying lotto tickets! You should have an eclipse party for the second one if you're off work.
Its a lunar Eclipse Mr E , so we all had it

As for the fortune teller, I think you may have damaged your eyes by looking at the eclipse without the proper shades.
Your just in denial , she is GORGEOUS
Don't forget your bottle of whiskey while you're lying behind the sofa!
Miss MJ has suggested I drink my own urine , she claims it works wonders(she has probably been chewing knudsens cap again)

Anonymous said...

i had a fortune teller come on to the cafe with aturben on.. asking me to pay him to read my fortune, the last time i saw him was in boscombe selling peacock feathers,,,

scarlet-blue said...

Someone drove into my bush.
Sx

FirstNations said...

My efforts with the jumbo sized flashlight seems to have gone for naught. Next time I'll be ready with a trebuchet and a large tanker filled with gasoline. once it strikes the hot lunar surface it should burst into flames, thereby preventing all further 'eclipse' nonsense.

FirstNations said...

*whips shirt off, waves it overhead* Yoo hoo! Mr. C! I'll let you tell my fortune from the bumps on my

...um

CyberPete said...

Ditch the rubber band and get some strawberry Hubba Bubba.

Ah the good old days of chewing Hubba Bubba all day.

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
i had a fortune teller come on to the cafe with aturben on.. asking me to pay him to read my fortune, the last time i saw him was in boscombe selling peacock feathers,,,

Did he predict two huge gazonka's in your near futur
***makes the sign of the evil eye**

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Someone drove into my bush.

Oh dear Miss Scarlet , is it all bent out of shape ??

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
My efforts with the jumbo sized flashlight seems to have gone for naught. Next time I'll be ready with a trebuchet and a large tanker filled with gasoline. once it strikes the hot lunar surface it should burst into flames, thereby preventing all further 'eclipse' nonsense.

What a marvellous plan Miss FN , if only you were running NASA


*whips shirt off, waves it overhead* Yoo hoo! Mr. C! I'll let you tell my fortune from the bumps on my
Put those away Madam you are contreveneing the strict health , saftey and licencing laws Cafe C has to comply with to whit paragraph 54 aub section 30
"No unfetered devils dumplings to be paraded on the licenced premises "

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Ditch the rubber band and get some strawberry Hubba Bubba.

Ah the good old days of chewing Hubba Bubba all day.

Cyberp , I remember Hubba Hubba , it nearly used to break your jaw until it softened up and used to have those adverts for spy rings and stuff

Daisy said...

i've done the naked dancing thing...didn't seem to help any...but just to warn you beast...the tin foil hat doesn't work against the people who come through your computer...

hugs...

scarlet-blue said...

I have a messed up bush, but with some careful rearrangement it might look half decent again.
Sx

Inexplicable DeVice said...

If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me. I'm going to use these eclipses as an excuse not to blog much either.

Thanks Beast!

FYI: Madam Fu Fu is a fraud. She's got quite a reputation amongst the clairvoyant glitteratti. In fact, she's persona non grata in several time zones.

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i've done the naked dancing thing...didn't seem to help any...but just to warn you beast...the tin foil hat doesn't work against the people who come through your computer...

hugs...

Oh thanks Daisy , I shall just have to keep on the move while I type
***fashions tin foil coat***

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I have a messed up bush, but with some careful rearrangement it might look half decent again.

Your unruly bush must be a constant cause of stress Miss Scarlet , have you thought of having it pollarded ??

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me. I'm going to use these eclipses as an excuse not to blog much either.

Thanks Beast!

FYI: Madam Fu Fu is a fraud. She's got quite a reputation amongst the clairvoyant glitteratti. In fact, she's persona non grata in several time zones
As if you needed an excuse Mr IVD , your almost as bad as Frobisher , Madame Fu Fu has the look of Old Knudsen about her

MJ said...

So you've stuffed PLUMS up there now as well?

BEAST said...

YOUR OBSESSED WITH FRUIT STUFFED BOTTOMS
Its not natural you know

FirstNations said...

...you know, that whole 'bottoms, fruits, stuffing' thing is big enough to sail the Titanic through. I'll just stand back here and look around innocently, 'k?

*loads bushel of 'queen maud' plums into trebuchet basket, adjusts azimuth, allows for curvature of the earth and rotational factor of .65, checks location of beast lair on map and hits the trigger mechanism*

FirstNations said...

HEY LOOK BEAST YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED!
yeah! bend over and tie your shoe! no, facing north! there! ok! now...OK!

*runs*

scarlet-blue said...

Perhaps I ought to replace the bush with an orchard or a plum tree... or a cactus...
Sx

BEAST said...

Miss First Nations . Well that explains the ghastly stain on the seat of my trousers , I though something had dropped out .

Miss Scarlet . Low hanging plums can be hazardous

scarlet-blue said...

And sometimes they drop off.
Sx

BEAST said...

jut like my commentors Miss Scarlet :-(

MJ said...

Your plums have shriveled up into prunes.

FirstNations said...

queen maude plums, queen maude plums, queen maude plums.

queen maude plums.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Your plums have shriveled up into prunes.

Its the cold weather Miss MJ .
A freezing wind will shrivel the hardiest of fruit

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
queen maude plums, queen maude plums, queen maude plums.

queen maude plums.

I think I now have a firm grip of your Queen Maude Plums Miss First Nations

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