Miss Scarlet relaxing in her palatial home
Miss Scarlet has a new back door . As Beast is the south coasts leading Fashion Icon and Style Guru (Who can forget the Beasts signature stylish MANBAG ) . I have been commissioned to apply my 'Door furniture zeitgeist' and submit suggestions for Miss Scarlets Ornamental Doorknob.
Rumours abound that Miss Scarlets palatial pied a terre features acres of white shag pile , the occasional chaise longue and a multitude of Doric columns , and the general hedonistic ambiance that leads one to consider re enacting the fall and rise of the Roman Empire before tea.
However all is not well at the House of the Beast , My Assistant Miss MJ (a surly strumpet who spends all day painting her nails and begrudgingly makes the occaional cup of dreadful coffee)seems to have been tinkering with my browser settings and I only seem to be able to retrieve images of a most peculiar nature .
I trust Miss Scarlet will find something fitting in my restricted selections
The Recommended designs
1.The Morning Glory.
2.Greeting The Dawn
3.Black Beauty
4.Gripper
32 comments:
The knob of choice has to be 'Greeting the Dawn'... I am a morning type of girl, plus it can double up as a coat hook.
I must have a lie down on my chaise longue... I am quite undone..
Sx
***proffers Miss Scarlet a reviving fish finger***
That's a fine collection of knobs, Beast, but how much force is required to pull them? A delicate minx like Miss Scarlet might find them a little too stiff.
Its all about leverage Mr Bananas , I am sure Miss Scarlet could exert some firm pressure at the right end and achieve a result
....I am even more undone, especially by the proffered fish fingers....
Sx
Oh it's so easy just to blame MJ.
PERVERT!
usually in my area...when we refer to a knob...it is, well, a certain type of person...
hope things twist the right way for you in 2009 beast...and i wish you all the best...
Please wash your stinky fish fingers.
And blow on my nails while you're at it.
scarlet-blue said...
....I am even more undone, especially by the proffered fish fingers....
The Beast knows how to wow the Ladies :-)
Tickersoid said...
Oh it's so easy just to blame MJ.
PERVERT!
Its a fair cop Mr Ticks however Miss MJ won the Knudsen award for the filthiest blog for a reason
Daisy said...
usually in my area...when we refer to a knob...it is, well, a certain type of person...
What do you call a door knob then ???
hope things twist the right way for you in 2009 beast...and i wish you all the best...
They show no signs of doing that MIss Daisy but we live in hope . However best wishes to you and yours for the New Year :-)
You would get even less visitors than me with a door knob like those...
I shall be round at about six with the festive 'special brew' and a case of KY gel ..the Curate hopes to be out on bail today, and Mr F has some wacky backy.. all in all its looking like a good one!
Hoppy naw Yoar Mr B!!
MJ said...
Please wash your stinky fish fingers.
Would you like to borrow my wet wipes ???
And blow on my nails while you're at it
Is that a euphemism Miss MJ , you saucy minx
mutleythedog said...
You would get even less visitors than me with a door knob like those...
I shall be round at about six with the festive 'special brew' and a case of KY gel ..the Curate hopes to be out on bail today, and Mr F has some wacky backy.. all in all its looking like a good one!
Hoppy naw Yoar Mr B!!
The Beast would caution against the wisdom of a heady Mix of special brew and KY Jelly Mr Mutley , however it may make the traditional grudge match of strip twister between Frobisher and the curate come to a sticky end.Happy New Year to you and yours :-)
beast...we call them "door knobs" or
"handles" but we don't just say knob because that implies something totally different...
Happy new years eve beast...i hope you have a wonderful evening...
I'd vote for no 2.
It's not as flashy as the other ones.
Happy New Year Beastie!
You'll only attract Jehovah's Witnesses and people will steal them off the door!
They seem easy enough to polish! Just use lube if they get stuck!
Happy New Year, Beast! Best wishes for a safe, fun, and great New Year!
couldyou callme at some point pleas
CyberPete said...
I'd vote for no 2.
It's not as flashy as the other ones.
Happy New Year Beastie!
I might have guessed you would go for that one Pete
eroswings said...
You'll only attract Jehovah's Witnesses and people will steal them off the door!
They seem easy enough to polish! Just use lube if they get stuck!
Happy New Year, Beast! Best wishes for a safe, fun, and great New Year!
Its going to be dull Mr E , I am on me own this year , watching a few movies and eating loads
Anonymous said...
couldyou callme at some point pleas
Hello 'at some point please'
***tapes up splitting sides***
:-)
Well I did and your not in
Harumph
Happy New Year Beast.
I'll have one of each please.
Awesome selection of knobs Beast - have a good one!
Which is the self-portrait?
KAZ said...
Happy New Year Beast.
I'll have one of each please.
HAPPY NEW YEAR KAZ
Are you still swanning about in Spain ?
Nuvalostlamb said...
Awesome selection of knobs Beast - have a good one!
why thank you lambikins :-)
inkspot said...
Which is the self-portrait?
The hand Mr Inky !
You have such feminine hands.
What do you use to moisturize?
CHIP FAT
Um, I would not want to use those!
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