Finally the Beast has had to admit defeat and spend the day "Working from Home".
Why the quotes you may ask , thats because there wont be much "working" going on
I FEEL LIKE CRAP !
Taking to heart the ancient wisdom of feeding a cold I am already two bacon and fried egg rolls into my 'treatment' . I fully intend to iether expire from pnuemonia or burst from over eating before the day is out.
If anyone wants me I will be munching like a caterpillar (and thats not a euphemism) under my duvet
31 comments:
See... why didn't you take advice to stay home when all this began??? Tut.
That duvet is going to be a right state by the time this is over... goodness me... I was going to offer a rub down with Vic, but he says he's busy at the moment.
Sx
can i come too beast? i don't wanna go to work today...
scarlet-blue said...
See... why didn't you take advice to stay home when all this began??? Tut.
Well I know that now
That duvet is going to be a right state by the time this is over... goodness me... I was going to offer a rub down with Vic, but he says he's busy at the moment.
Too busy to minister to the sick....selfish Bastard
Daisy said...
can i come too beast? i don't wanna go to work today...
You can if you bring snacks Miss Daisy :-)
i have homemade christmas cookies...will that do?
The BEAST is now an insect pest munching under a stinky duvet with an imaginary illness. How the mighty have fallen...
*imagines Beast perspiring profusely under piss-stained duvet*
Jayzuz not another one!
You'd think that the Plague has resurfaced..this is turning into an epidemic. It would appear that 28 Days Later is really happening!
We all know that you won't be getting any sympathy from the empathy averse Ladies in the house;
You poor little bunny :(
Therefore, effective immediately, I shall offer my condolences on behalf of all the Y Chromes. If it's a war they want then by god it's war they'll get!
Beast...BEAST?
Hang on Buddy..
Stay with me..
MEDIC!!..
You're gonna make it..
I can hear the Chopper..
stay with me Beast..BEAST!
Noooooooo
I sympathise, Beast, for I have been suffering, too. Although I may have had the pox?
If you manage to pull through, I imagine you will burst out of your foetid duvet like a magnificent butterfly.
Possibly covered in crumbs and grease stains...
Ah Beast, if you were in the Congo I'd give you some toad venom and let you dance to the bongo drums until you fainted. You'd be a new man in the morning.
Daisy . the cookies sounds marvellous , just what an ailing Beast needs
Hardhouse : You wait till the MANFLU stikes you down , will yo get any sympathy.....oh I dont think so
Frobisher: Pah The Beast was slumbering decorously under his pristine bedding .It was almost a work of art.
Donn . Us boy have to stick together in the face of this femail hostility . Thank you for your concern.
Mr IVD . A butterfly is a bit Cyberpoof , the Beast will siniously spring forth like a panther.
Mr Bananas : That sounds unfortunatley like Cafe C's Christmas cracker, will there be belly dancers ???
Ah, now this a good sign... the mention of belly dancers... are you perking up?
Sx
Yes Miss Scarlet , I just pimped a piza with everything I could find in the fridge and had a big slug of day nurse and I feel much better now :-)
i have fucking wind chimes will that do! :)
beast you need someone to give you a hot bath and take care of you...illinois is too far isn't it?
hi beast
ARE YOU DEAD YET?
Anonymous said...
i have no pity for you im sure you have given me the fucking bug again im dieing ive just chuckedup filled thepan and some! followed by bloody snott (i like to add before anyone eles does im coke free) godi hate being ill. im going to cull the staff tomorow that might perkme up. happy fucking xmas! :-)
Awww I hope you feel better today . You have to watch those carbonated soft drinks ,they are no good for you .
i have fucking wind chimes will that do! :)
Are they edible ??? can I have the disgarded staff please , I need a maid
Daisy said...
beast you need someone to give you a hot bath and take care of you...illinois is too far isn't it?
Daisy everyone needs a bit of T L C occasionally , and its th thought that counts....:-)
kylie said...
hi beast
Hello Kylie :-)
MJ said...
ARE YOU DEAD YET?
The Samaritans may not be a good choice of careerMiss MJ .
However I feel much better this morning . Thank you for asking
Once again:
Eat chicken soup; eat more fruit; stay hydrated; get well soon!
Stay warm and sleep well!
Ta Mr E , I feel much better today and have been gamboling about like a spring lamb :-)
glad you're feeling better beast but that is that last time i share a duvet with you when you are sick...i have it now...argh...i hate being sick!!!!!!!
Awww Daisy , rest up and get well soon :-(
He MUST be dead by now.
He hasn't commented on my blog today.
Has he anywhere else?
I get first dibs on his liquor if he has indeed expired.
Good Afternoon Miss MJ , I am feeling a bit dodgy again today , so I am slouching about doing nothing
Just another typical day, then?
Usually I am running about in a hyperactive manner.
I just havn't got the energy , I wore meself out yesterday
How long will this last? Will I need to recruit a new head of security?
Hello Stevie babes.. I can do a mean Miss Whiplash...
Sx
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