Monday, 1 December 2008

THE LEGENDARY SMOKED SALMON THINGIES







Here we go .A simple but 'dead sophisticated' appetizer . Ideal for serving with drinks or add dash of panache instead of your usual pork scratchings and a packed of crisps while you slob in front of the TV in your brushed nylon house coat and curlers.


Ingredients



Sliced bread (Something nice and soft , I used a best of both medium sliced)



Smoked salmon



Cream cheese (Whatever fat percentage you prefer)



Horseradish cream (optional)



Method:



1.Cut the crusts off a slice of bread



2.Spread with cream cheese (Not too thick)



3.Slap a bit of smoked salmon on the top (You don't need loads) and spread a little horseradish on to taste



4.Roll the slice of bread (Obviously with the cream cheese and salmon on the inside) Swiss roll styleee



5.Using a sharp or serrated knife cut slices off the roll about half an inch thick (You need to do this gently so it doesn't squash the roll).



6.Arrange slices on a plate (bedoileed if you must).



7.repeat until you have enough little rolls for your guests to nibble on or to satiate your evenings guzzlings



Yes OK its just a bite sized cream cheese and smoked salmon sandwich , but it looks so good in all its tempting swirliness



43 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

How many are you allowed to put in your mouth at the same time, Beast? And can you make "chomp. chomp" noises when you're eating them?

BEAST said...

Mr B , if enjoying an evening alone in front of the TV , one can indulge whatever base desires one wishes , However a little decorum is advised if entertaining....depending on the quality of ones guests of course

Hardhouse said...

Is the optional horseradish cream the same as horseradish sauce?

scarlet-blue said...

Nibbles! Do they go well with crisps?
Sx

scarlet-blue said...

I might have a go and then display my efforts..!
Sx

BEAST said...

Hardhouse said...
Is the optional horseradish cream the same as horseradish sauce?
Any old horseradish will do Mr H

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Nibbles! Do they go well with crisps?
If you wish Miss S ,but probably not cheese and onion or Monster munch

I might have a go and then display my efforts..!
Go on you know you want to

MJ said...

Are we required to wear frillie pinnies to prepare this dish, as you have done?

scarlet-blue said...

We could have a competition to see who can make the best salmon wotsits!!! And Beastie could judge... oh dear, I'm getting carried away again...
Sx

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Are we required to wear frillie pinnies to prepare this dish, as you have done?
I wear nothing but a tin foil hat

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
We could have a competition to see who can make the best salmon wotsits!!! And Beastie could judge... oh dear, I'm getting carried away again...
There is nothing wrong with getting a bit excited about The Beasts cooking Miss Scarlet :-)

Gorilla Bananas said...

Miss Scarlet is very partial to salmon and cream cheese.

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet is a minx Mr Bananas

mutleythedog said...

May I bring something to dip them in?

Daisy said...

beast you are going to make someone a good little wife someday...

CyberPete said...

Sounds nice I may have to put on the curlers and get cooking tonight.

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
May I bring something to dip them in?

Mr M , sophistication is the word du jour , so you can bring dip stuff , as long as its not Special Brew

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast you are going to make someone a good little wife someday...

Daisy , I will only marry someone who can cook better than me :-)

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Sounds nice I may have to put on the curlers and get cooking tonight.

You forgot the brushed nylon housecoat Cyberp......oh no I see your already wearing it :-)

KAZ said...

'bedoileed'
I thought that meant Patchouli on the mattress.
Then I remembered tea time at my Auties ... Doily heaven.

Daisy said...

aww beast but i have no desire to marry again...lol

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
'bedoileed'
I thought that meant Patchouli on the mattress.
Then I remembered tea time at my Auties ... Doily heaven.

Beastbite is an equal oppertunity blog Miss Kaz , we have to cater occasionally to our blogging brethren like IVD and Miss MJ that enjoy a good doily

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
aww beast but i have no desire to marry again...lol

Rats.....left on the shelf AGAIN

Word Verification Code said...

vishcrem

Frobisher said...

sounds fuckin' awful!

scarlet-blue said...

A minx? Moi? But I know what you really get up to in your kitchen...
Sx

BEAST said...

Word Verification Code said...
vishcrem
What a piontless existance you must lead Mr WVC

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
A minx? Moi? But I know what you really get up to in your kitchen...
Pretty close Miss Scarlet , but I dont wear anything under my dressing gown , so the fridge finale is a bit more shocking

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
sounds fuckin' awful!
Dont be rude Mr Frobisher , you have no room to comment after the never to be forgotten Courgette Suprise

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Everything tastes better if it's been on a doily. I simply won't eat off anything else.

* gets out doilyed-up cake stand *

KAZ said...

IVD - you are simply toooo refined for this world.

MJ said...

Cake?

Did somebody mention CAKE?!

Daisy said...

beast...you don't have to sound so relieved...geez...

i'm kidding...god you english are soooo sensitive...:)

but i can cook and cook well...i would give you a go in the kitchen!

mutleythedog said...

Re: Your last party.

As much as I enjoyed meeting The Krankies I have no desire to repeat the experience.

CyberPete said...

I don't wear nylon but nice try

Hah! I'm still laughing *rolls eyes*

eroswings said...

I'd luv to eat some delicious fish!

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Everything tastes better if it's been on a doily. I simply won't eat off anything else.

* gets out doilyed-up cake stand *

KAZ said...
IVD - you are simply toooo refined for this world.

Kaz has said it all , Dame IVD is a national treasure

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Cake?

Did somebody mention CAKE?!
Throws stale bun at MJ

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast...you don't have to sound so relieved...geez...
Its OK I will just go and pt my wedding dress in mothballs AGAIN
i'm kidding...god you english are soooo sensitive...:)

Sobs quietly in corner
but i can cook and cook well...i would give you a go in the kitchen!
Oh I say , be careful I bruise real easy

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Re: Your last party.

As much as I enjoyed meeting The Krankies I have no desire to repeat the experience.
That wasnt the Krankies , that was Mr F and Mr C

Daisy said...

my dearest darling beast...bruising is the least of your worries...

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
I don't wear nylon but nice try

Hah! I'm still laughing *rolls eyes*
HA we dont believe a word of it

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I'd luv to eat some delicious fish!
Is Bingowings being smutty ???

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