Be back Monday
Do you have a hot date with the cream cheese and smoked salmon roulade?
Don't accept sweets from strangers, Beast. Make sure you know them well before eating what they offer.
oh ffs now i have to behave myself...not fucking fair!!!!!!!
Daisy, you can come over to mine and misbehave all you like.We don't need Beast anyway, do we?
*breaks into Beast's liquor cabinet*PARTY ON, EVERYBODY!
What magazines do you think he has under his bed?
Thomas the Tank - the latest edition...Sx
mj...no ma'am we don't
LOOKIT WHAT I FOUND BEHIND THE SOFA! *brandishing Inflatable banana*LOOKIT WHAT I FOUND TAPED TO THE UNDERNEATH OF THE TOILET TANK LID!*brandishes baggie filled with suspicious tarry masses which smell of unwiped nepalese fingers*HEY WOW LOOKIT WHAT HE HAD IN THE FREEZER! *brandishes ice cubes*pass the goddamn Jamesons, MJ, all this brandishing has made a bitch thirsylike.
Nations, lookie here, I found his pants drawer.*Nations and MJ strip down and cavort about drunkenly in Beast's SpongeBob boxer shorts*
It's Monday now. Are you back?
I AM BACK!!!!!Did ya Miss Me ????Mind you I cant think what to blog about.......we shall just have to wait and see
We're all a-titter with anticipation.
A recipe? I need to learn how to cook. I am rubbish so keep it simple...Sx
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