Monday, 17 November 2008

BET YOU WERE NOT EXPECTING THAT

I had to telephone a utility company today and got a very perky and cheeky young lady on the phone - which was great fun .
It sparked off a few memories from the time I was front office manager at a 350 room hotel in London . My reception and cashiers desks was 'manned' by a number of spirited young ladies , filling in time before they went to university. Being rather more intelligent than me and somewhat unfulfilled by the work they spent most of their time plotting wizard wheezes to keep themselves amused and get me a carpeting from the uptight general manager .

The hotel was owned by a muti millionaire Iraqi family , who would descend upon the place with family and friends when in London . Altho it was a large hotel , they treated all the staff as if we were minor relatives and were always very pleasant and friendly . One of the old uncles used to make great efforts to find out any new staff member names and would make sure he said good morning to everyone by name as he floated thru the lobby en route for breakfast . He would never come and ask the person directly , but would go and ask someone else.
We had a new receptionist start , as it turned out a hoity toity piece of goods who had a rather unfortunate superiority complex , and in particular kept moaning on about the arabs undressing her with their filthy heathen eyes etc etc. The other front office staff loathed her without exception.
Predictably the old uncle came and asked one of the other receptionists her name , his English not being terrible good she had to repeat it and practice it with him a number of times till he got it right.



Next morning Uncle Ahmed floated past a mobbed reception desk , and hailed the miserable old trout with a jaunty 'GOOD MORNING BIGTITS
You can only imagine the indignant tantrum , resigning and general hilarity that followed.

22 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Well, at least the 'filthy heathen eyes' got her moaning... perk of the job, I'd say...
Sx

MJ said...

Next thing you know, you'll be telling us you used to work at Buckingham Palace.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm sure you could have thought of something much nastier than Bigtits, Beast. Something alluding to the odour of her lady-parts, perhaps?

FirstNations said...

..yeah, or that you used to share a flat with minor nobility and hang out with RuPaul. sheesh, beast. this is embarrassing.

inkspot said...

You could have thought of something nastier, but you didn't because you are a gent, Beasty. (You are, aren't you?)

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Well, at least the 'filthy heathen eyes' got her moaning... perk of the job, I'd say...

Miss Scarlet , it was all in her mind , she was not very attractive in looks or personality , so she should be so lucky

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Next thing you know, you'll be telling us you used to work at Buckingham Palace.

Beast by Royal Appiontment you could say

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
I'm sure you could have thought of something much nastier than Bigtits, Beast. Something alluding to the odour of her lady-parts, perhaps?

Best left to her peers Mr B , The Beast is a gentle soul on the whole and would never do anything so nasty

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
..yeah, or that you used to share a flat with minor nobility and hang out with RuPaul. sheesh, beast. this is embarrassing.

***Hangs Head in Shame ***

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
You could have thought of something nastier, but you didn't because you are a gent, Beasty. (You are, aren't you?)

I always strive to treat others as I would like to be treated myself Inky.....It seldom works , but then The Beast has a broad back :-)

eroswings said...

Ha! That's funny! She's lucky they didn't make her wear a birka! That and the fact that they looked her in the face and talked to her should make her grateful for her job! Good riddance to bad garbage!

I never understood miserable workers. If you don't like your job, then do something about it! Don't whine and complain to me, because I'll just walk away or tune you out and avoid you!

Oh, and I've awarded you the Lemonade Award, for taking life's lemons and turning them into lemon meringue (and margaritas)!

scarlet-blue said...

I have big tits.. and I like cocktails...
I was just passing by and I thought I'd just mention it.
Sx

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Ha! That's funny! She's lucky they didn't make her wear a birka! That and the fact that they looked her in the face and talked to her should make her grateful for her job! Good riddance to bad garbage!

I never understood miserable workers. If you don't like your job, then do something about it! Don't whine and complain to me, because I'll just walk away or tune you out and avoid you!

Oh, and I've awarded you the Lemonade Award, for taking life's lemons and turning them into lemon meringue (and margaritas)!

Yippeee I have never had an award before
***Does Gwyneth Paltrow wailing and gnashing of teeth ***

Thank you very much

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I have big tits.. and I like cocktails...
I was just passing by and I thought I'd just mention it.
Thank you for sharing Miss Scarlet , and be careful with those , you will have someones eye out

scarlet-blue said...

I know.. cocktail sticks are lethal...
I have a bit of a thing for cocktail umbrellas. I like the way they go up and down.
Blimey.. I actually meant that about the cocktail umbrellas.
Sx

BEAST said...

they are really really good if you set them alight as well

Inexplicable DeVice said...

I CAN imagine the "indignant tantrum, resigning and general hilarity that followed" - It had me sniggering. Sniggering, I tell you!

Mu Tai Dong said...

I the big tits you friend also? Then I banned by FACEBOOK

writwe= support fro me at appeals+dput6bt@facebook.com

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
I CAN imagine the "indignant tantrum, resigning and general hilarity that followed" - It had me sniggering. Sniggering, I tell you!

Dreadful it was Mr IVD , you never heard such language

BEAST said...

Mu Tai Dong said...
I the big tits you friend also? Then I banned by FACEBOOK

writwe= support fro me at appeals+dput6bt@facebook.com

FREE THE FACEBOOK ONE

Letty Cruz said...

"Bigtits" has a bad case of "coochie cave spiders," as my hairdresser of choice would say.

Letty Cruz said...

In other words, a "filthy-eyed heathen" could do her dried-out cave a world of good, is all I'm saying ;D

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