Wednesday, 5 November 2008

HARD AT IT !

Having just returned the Hounds of Hell to their Dad Mr C ,The Beast is unfortunatley rather busy for the rest of this week with the 'climax' of a major work project .
It has taken us months of 'foreplay' to get us here.
The Beast is determined to give maximum 'satisfaction' all round
Hopefully be back Sunday :-)

36 comments:

eroswings said...

It must be a relief to finally take matters into your hands without worrying about the dogs looking at you.

BEAST said...

Mr Eros .Those poor dogs are veterans of Mr C's 'Bedroom of Doom'(see previous posts) who knows what terrible sites they have witnessed ....I probably should have booked them in for therapy while they were staying with me

MJ said...

A new dishwasher is being installed at Cafe C?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Busy on the top secret mission, Beast? Let's hope it doesn't involve wearing ladies' clothes or licking anything with a bad taste.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
A new dishwasher is being installed at Cafe C?

No Miss MJ , Cafe C is my evening occupation , this project is for my day job in International Finance

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Busy on the top secret mission, Beast? Let's hope it doesn't involve wearing ladies' clothes or licking anything with a bad taste.

Mr Bananas , I have checked the project plan and can find no reference to cross dressing or licking

BEAST said...

I do however have to sign off that my front end is active at 4.30am on Saturday.....that sounds exciting

MJ said...

Front end?

You mean your front bottom?

INNER VOICES said...

*checks beasts time card for late arrivals at work*

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Yeah, I'm hard at it too. Hard at shutting all of the computers down, which are linked together illegally, to set up botnets.

Errm. I'll see you on Sunday!

Daisy said...

i am in much the same beast...see ya sunday :)

Anonymous said...

im very bizzy too blowing on my wind chimes! and rubbing lemon on too my sun kissed butt!

CyberPete said...

it can't take you that long to climax. Surely.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Front end?

You mean your front bottom
Your confusing me with IVD Miss MJ

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
*checks beasts time card for late arrivals at work*

I can always pull the "working from Home" card Mr Voices

BEAST said...

Shelly Rayedeane said...
Yeah, I'm hard at it too. Hard at shutting all of the computers down, which are linked together illegally, to set up botnets.

Errm. I'll see you on Sunday!

Botnets sound unspeakably cool Shelley

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i am in much the same beast...see ya sunday :)

We all seem to be in the same boat Daisy.....it must be in the Stars

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
im very bizzy too blowing on my wind chimes! and rubbing lemon on too my sun kissed butt!

With that sort of behaviour Mr C ,You will end up with chapped lips.....both ends !

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
it can't take you that long to climax. Surely.

Cyberp , One has to take things nice and steady . One doesnt want to peak too soon !

FirstNations said...

DID YOU LOSE LICHTENSTEIN AGAIN! dammit, always lichtenstein. people should just attach like a yardstick or a big stuffed animal to it, like they do with the bathroom key at the seven-eleven. COME ON FOLKS ITS A COUNTRY. KEEP TRACK OF IT.

ps Mr. C: here, let me rub some salad cream on it. XX! I need all the filthy details of your smutty holiday exploits, scoundrel!

scarlet-blue said...

I see, buggering off are you?...Leaving poor 'ol Scarlet with nobody to talk to... well don't expect there to be any biscuits left by the time you get back. Don't expect there to be any food left... apart from the pumpkin bum thingy...I don't think I'll eat that... but I may nibble on your tropical delights...and you might find me outside admiring myself in the funhouse mirror... d'ya know what...I might even play with the Dyson...ha that'll teach you...*wanders off to sulk*
Sx

CyberPete said...

How right you are.

scarlet-blue said...

Shall we trash the place Pete?? Here have a hobnob...
Sx

Anonymous said...

you wouldt beleave what i got to out there fn.. i found some lovley wind mills to hang out!!you should see the state of my knees!:)

scarlet-blue said...

I presume you are Mr C, Anonymous?
Write a blog Mr C, then I can keep up to date with all your wind problems...
Is he not coming back? Shall I take over???
Sx

BEAST said...


Miss Nations . I am making a move on Toronto....its the next step in my plan for WORLD DOMINATION MWA HA HA HA HA. Please don't encourage MR C , it will result in a nasty stain and putting me off sausages for a very long time .
Miss Scarlet . I am around and about , flitting hither and yon , bring succour to the needy and quaffing vast quantities of tea.

CyberP : Well thats a first !

Miss Scarlet : If you could just run the dyson round and tidy up a bit.

Mr C : La La La LA LA.....not listening

Miss Scarlet x3 : Mr C does have a blog , but he would have us believe he is far too busy to write on it . So many Paninis , so little time

Frobisher said...

"major work project" - Oh my God, they haven't changed the menu in the Company cafeteria again!!!!

BEAST said...

cafeteria , CAFETERIA .Has Cafe C's Butternut Bake impaired your faculties ,do you mean one of the three Restaurants or the American Diner or the Deli or one of the two coffee shops ??? its a very demanding environment Mr F , so little time , so many decisions

scarlet-blue said...

I've stolen the Dyson...
Sx

MJ said...

z z z z z z z

Wake me up when you return.

BEAST said...

****curls up next to MJ and has a kip ***

I AM KNACKERED :-(

MJ said...

Get that stinky duvet away from me!

MJ said...

Hopefully be back Sunday :-)

As if.

mutleythedog said...

er... its Monday morning...

scarlet-blue said...

It's Christmas!
Sx

INNER VOICES said...

*installs camera in a secret location in beasts home to monitor "at home" working status. post video link on "farm teens. com" web site*

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