Friday, 31 October 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Whether you are having a few drinks










Or making a pig of yourself with all those Trick or Treat chocolates




The Beast wishes you a HAPPY HALLOWEEN




40 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Well, that's a big pumpkin! Probably best not to make soup out of it.
Sx

eroswings said...

Or light a candle under it, Scarlet!

Happy Halloween, Beast!

Gorilla Bananas said...

May you be seduced by a succubus, Beast. That's how we gorillas wish people a happy Halloween.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Well, that's a big pumpkin! Probably best not to make soup out of it.

The things people get up to when left home alone with some face paint

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Or light a candle under it, Scarlet!

Happy Halloween, Beast!

We dont want candles anywhere near it , lit or unlit , this isn't Miss MJ's blog :-)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
May you be seduced by a succubus, Beast. That's how we gorillas wish people a happy Halloween.

That is highly unlikely at present Mr Bananas , as they would have to get to me through the pack of slavering hellhounds that are currently accompanying me everywhere

inkspot said...

Pah! My Hallowe'en will be far scarier than yours. It will feature Mlle Inkspot and half a dozen other 6-year-old girls loading up on sugar, screeching through the night and then being in a filthy temper tomorrow. I hope to god that all bottoms will remain decently covered.

Frobisher said...

Happy Halloween Beast! I know its a busy time of year for you :-)

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Pah! My Hallowe'en will be far scarier than yours. It will feature Mlle Inkspot and half a dozen other 6-year-old girls loading up on sugar, screeching through the night and then being in a filthy temper tomorrow. I hope to god that all bottoms will remain decently covered.
Sounds ghastly Inky , I think you could remove the age in front of the girls , that seems to apply universally in my experience :-)

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
Happy Halloween Beast! I know its a busy time of year for you :-)
Happy Halloween Mr F , as you know my popularity is a curse

MJ said...

If you hadn't stolen my HobNobs and eaten every single one, your arse wouldn't be so huge.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
If you hadn't stolen my HobNobs and eaten every single one, your arse wouldn't be so huge.

It was an act of heroism Miss MJ , I sacraficed my previously perfect buttox to save you from yourself
Its ok I dont expect any thanks

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Is that your arse painted like a pumpkin, Beast?

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Is that your arse painted like a pumpkin, Beast?

Hard as it is for everyone to come to terms with , I dont actually have enough free time to go painting my ass and taking pictures of it , or for that matter inserting various fruits for an improptu photo session......despite what certain Canadien Baggages would have you believe. People with too much time on their hands should not be allowed digi camera's in my book

INNER VOICES said...

*throws beast a warm beer*

cheer man, have a safe weekend!

scarlet-blue said...

"Or light a candle under it, Scarlet!"

But big flames are pretty....and it's a very cold night. I need somewhere to warm my hands. Hell, where is my zippo...
Sx

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
*throws beast a warm beer*

cheer man, have a safe weekend
Ta Mr Voices you too

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
"Or light a candle under it, Scarlet!"

But big flames are pretty....and it's a very cold night. I need somewhere to warm my hands. Hell, where is my zippo...
The smell of sizzling rump may put you off miss Scarlet

Mr Coppens said...

My Word!
What a ghoulish PLUMPkin.

Like every other Hallowe'en I am feverishly making preparations to ride the sacred, killer, swamp-chicken through the flaming hoop of the Four Martyrs at the stroke of midnight.

Wish me luck!?

CyberPete said...

that's neither trick nor by any means treat.

It's more scare shitless

FirstNations said...

i expect to have exactly ZERO lil monsters show up at rancho FirstNations tonight as it is pissing down rain here. on the other hand, it does mean that we get to eat all the candy. life is TOUGH.

what is the secret of your halloween popularity?

inkspot said...

You are quite right concerning the irrelevance of age. Mlle Inkspot and her friends have been 6 for several years now, and nothing ever changes.

Update: bottoms have remained covered. Well, I have taken care not to look.

mutleythedog said...

I have TWO cases of Special Brew as discussed - I hope you have the twenty for me as Todger is getting restless about the cash ... we did not pay him anything in two years apparently...

MJ said...

As a peace offering, Miss Scarlet has offered me some "GINGERnuts".

scarlet-blue said...

Ha Ha Ha, Miss MJ....but I think you may have mislaid the hobnobs.
Sx

I AM NOT GINGER

Daisy said...

beast...hope you had a howling good night!!...i was spent in bed sick...fucking irish!

MJ said...

Miss Scarlet, them's fightin' words.

Miss Daisy, speaking of fucking the Irish, where are my photos?

BEAST said...

Mr Coppens said...
My Word!
What a ghoulish PLUMPkin.

Like every other Hallowe'en I am feverishly making preparations to ride the sacred, killer, swamp-chicken through the flaming hoop of the Four Martyrs at the stroke of midnight.

Wish me luck!?
Lets hope the paint washed of easily

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
that's neither trick nor by any means treat.

It's more scare shitless
Oh go on with you , who doesnt like a nice plump bottom to sink there teeth into ???

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
i expect to have exactly ZERO lil monsters show up at rancho FirstNations tonight as it is pissing down rain here. on the other hand, it does mean that we get to eat all the candy. life is TOUGH.
A grim job Miss FN but someone has to do it

what is the secret of your halloween popularity?
My Beauty is a curse Miss FN

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
You are quite right concerning the irrelevance of age. Mlle Inkspot and her friends have been 6 for several years now, and nothing ever changes.

Update: bottoms have remained covered. Well, I have taken care not to look.
Praise the lord Inky I have been worrying all weekend

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I have TWO cases of Special Brew as discussed - I hope you have the twenty for me as Todger is getting restless about the cash ... we did not pay him anything in two years apparently...
Oh good Mr M , special brew gets those dreadful stains out of my pants

BEAST said...

MJ said...
As a peace offering, Miss Scarlet has offered me some "GINGERnuts".

Piggy ????

Daisy said...

mj...the picture would be better if i could stop freakin sneezing!

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Ha Ha Ha, Miss MJ....but I think you may have mislaid the hobnobs.
Sx

I AM NOT GINGER

Of course your not Miss Scarlet

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast...hope you had a howling good night!!...i was spent in bed sick...fucking irish!
Daisy I passed up a party to walk the dogs and stay in with them , we had a marvellous time

BEAST said...

I hope your feeling better :-(

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Miss Scarlet, them's fightin' words.

Miss Daisy, speaking of fucking the Irish, where are my photos?
Why does Manuels Ass come to mind :-(

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

Which one is you?

BEAST said...

Champ . The Beast is merely the lense thru which all life is refracted for my readerships delictation and delight . Yet each image mirrors one of the Beasts Baser character traits
***snorts line of cocoa off Miss MJ's painted buttocks***

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