Not that anyone cares , but you may have wondered why the Beast has been largely absent this week .Well what a week Beast "Single Mother of two" has had . Hellhounds Alfie and Lloyd are staying Chez Beastly while Mr C suns himself in Turkey.
When your normally only used to looking after yourself , it comes as a bit of a shock to suddenly have to run around , cooking(well opening a few cans) , cleaning , shopping , mopping up little accidents , daily garden 'dog log' cleanup , grooming , getting up in the night when little bladders are bursting and "Walkies".All this and fitting in with work and stuff.
I am exhausted
There are however a few benefits , If anyone wants us , you can find me and 'baby' Alfie shoplifting in Asda , these prams are damn handy for stowing 'liberated' goods and us hard pressed single mums need all the help we can get stretching our meager budgets . I wonder if I can apply for child support and a council flat ????
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Yep, as a dog owner you find out what cleaning is really about. Sellotape come in handy, as does vinegar, bicarbonate of soda and a box of surgical gloves.
Be careful out there Mr Beasty.
Sx
Miss Scarlet, I am in charge of surgical gloves around here.
*snaps gloved hand and asks Beast to bend over*
I had wondered where they'd all gone. Would you like a nibble on my Terry's Chocolate Orange, Miss MJ? And I have a sprig of mint as garnish.
Sx
*chuckles at "doglogs" remark*
Is Mr C on the run?
Or is he just a bit fed up of looking after those hellhounds?
I am wondering who the dominant male is in your house, Beast. It doesn't sound as if it's you.
scarlet-blue said...
Yep, as a dog owner you find out what cleaning is really about. Sellotape come in handy, as does vinegar, bicarbonate of soda and a box of surgical gloves.
Be careful out there Mr Beasty.
Miss Scarlet , they are a joyous little bundles of bodily functions
MJ said...
Miss Scarlet, I am in charge of surgical gloves around here.
*snaps gloved hand and asks Beast to bend over*
***Farts on Miss MJ's Hobknob***
scarlet-blue said...
I had wondered where they'd all gone. Would you like a nibble on my Terry's Chocolate Orange, Miss MJ? And I have a sprig of mint as garnish.
***hangs garlic round neck and sharpens stake rady for Miss MJ ***
INNER VOICES said...
*chuckles at "doglogs" remark*
There is nothing remotely chucklesome about a bucket of doglogs Mr Voices
KAZ said...
Is Mr C on the run?
Or is he just a bit fed up of looking after those hellhounds?
Hopefully the fashion police have caught up with the blighter Miss Kaz. He is never apart from his 'boys' they are a little pack , so he is probably missing them horribly
Gorilla Bananas said...
I am wondering who the dominant male is in your house, Beast. It doesn't sound as if it's you.
Mr Bananas , The Beast is definetly Top Dog , however I am nmore of a benign dictator than a raving despot
Well, just make sure you look good in case they bust you and take a foto of you for shoplifting.
You're a saint for taking in the visitors and hosting them for a while.
HobNob farts...
Is there a video like wirh cake farts?
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