Monday, 27 October 2008

SIX RANDOM THINGS


Tagged by Scarlet Blue here are six random things about me


1. Atlanta Traffic Reporter Joy Barge bit me on the ass, by way of introduction at a birthday party at a transvestite review bar in London's Soho - please note a simple Hello would suffice.


2.I often get up and wander around in the middle of the night , for no apparent reason . I can tell when I have done this as there is a trail of half eaten things through the house - apples are my fave nightime snack.


3.My Cousin was late great Gardeners World(BBC gardening prog) presenter Geoff Hamilton.


4.I used to work as a Banquet waiter at Buckingham Palace.


5.I ended my 4 years of Karate Training in embarrassingly spectacular style by breaking my shoulder in a "How to fall safely" training seminar.


6. I love cleaning



58 comments:

MJ said...

Since you love cleaning so much, why don't you get yourself into this frilly pinny and rubber gloves and get busy down on your hands and knees on my floor?

scarlet-blue said...

And what would Geoff Hamilton think of yout 'Tropical Delights' then?
Have you met the Queen?
Sx

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Since you love cleaning so much, why don't you get yourself into this frilly pinny and rubber gloves and get busy down on your hands and knees on my floor?
Who needs a pinny and rubber gloves Miss MJ.....that sort of mularkey is for the namby pamby cleaner....the Beast is more Rambo esque

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
And what would Geoff Hamilton think of yout 'Tropical Delights' then?
I think he would be horrified at my lack of horticultural skills
Have you met the Queen?
I have seen her failrly close up , but never obviously been introduced :-)

Daisy said...

very interesting *she says with a smile*

Gorilla Bananas said...

Is there a part of you that enjoyed that bum bite, Beast? Your bum perhaps? I can fix you up with a female gorilla if there is.

MJ said...

Daisy, whatever do you mean?

*smiles knowingly*

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
very interesting *she says with a smile*

Dont you go smiling in that inscrutable way

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Is there a part of you that enjoyed that bum bite, Beast? Your bum perhaps? I can fix you up with a female gorilla if there is.
I was a little surprised Mr Bananas , these Americans are SO forward

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Daisy, whatever do you mean?

*smiles knowingly*

Dont YOU start as well

KAZ said...

Hey - that Geoff Hamilton was great.
Better than that swotty Monty Don any day.
My cousin was an alcoholic - so I didn't mention it in my six things.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Gardeners world has gone way downhill since Geoff left this mortal coil. Any chance you could exhume him?

MJ said...

*winks to Daisy*

He doesn't have a clue, does he?

inkspot said...

The common theme in your 6 things is exotic outfits. Time for some pics, methinks. Maybe the Village People synchronized cleaners?

eroswings said...

Wow! You're in the company of famous people! It's amazing how it's not gone to your head, being surrounded by so many queens!

Four years in karate is true dedication!

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Hey - that Geoff Hamilton was great.
Better than that swotty Monty Don any day.
My cousin was an alcoholic - so I didn't mention it in my six things.
Kaz ,I agree with you on swotty Monty and his annoyingly curly hair , but then I am biased

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Gardeners world has gone way downhill since Geoff left this mortal coil. Any chance you could exhume him?
There is a twin brother IVD , so maybe he will do

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*winks to Daisy*

He doesn't have a clue, does he?

Too much winking will make you go blind Miss MJ

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
The common theme in your 6 things is exotic outfits. Time for some pics, methinks. Maybe the Village People synchronized cleaners?
I am the shy retiring type Inky . There will be no syncronised cleaning , the Beast doesnt play well with others
***wacks Miss MJ with mop***

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Wow! You're in the company of famous people! It's amazing how it's not gone to your head, being surrounded by so many queens!
Mr Eros , well its them thats , famous not me

Four years in karate is true dedication!
It was cool while I remained in one peace :-)

Daisy said...

...whispers to beast...it's not winking that makes you go blind darling...but we can talk later ;)

Lippy said...

6 random but interesting things Beastie.

I'm impressed with the whole Buck House thing although not sure why!

Frobisher said...

Scarlet Blue - I would imagine Beast has met quite a few Queens in his time.

(PS How do you review a Transvestite?)

FirstNations said...

frobi: with an eye toward getting a peek inside the neckline of 'her' dress to see if its a knockoff, of course. Thats why Liz and I never got along...she thought I was trying to grab her tits.

*bites beast on ass, runs*

scarlet-blue said...

(PS How do you review a Transvestite?)

Well Mr Frobi, I'd make notes and then write her up later. And I'd be especially entranced if she had a Dyson crevice attachment.
Sx

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
...whispers to beast...it's not winking that makes you go blind darling...but we can talk later ;)
I dont know these girls , winking and whispering , pah why dont they just say what they mean :-)

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
6 random but interesting things Beastie.

I'm impressed with the whole Buck House thing although not sure why!
I had a tailored livery that weighed 30 lb Miss Lippy but all said and done i was just a waiter

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
Scarlet Blue - I would imagine Beast has met quite a few Queens in his time.
You should know your majesty

(PS How do you review a Transvestite?)
Artistic Impression , technical ability ???

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
frobi: with an eye toward getting a peek inside the neckline of 'her' dress to see if its a knockoff, of course. Thats why Liz and I never got along...she thought I was trying to grab her tits.
I bet you were going to as well , and make honking noises

*bites beast on ass, runs*
See this happens all the time

BEAST said...
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BEAST said...

(PS How do you review a Transvestite?)

Well Mr Frobi, I'd make notes and then write her up later. And I'd be especially entranced if she had a Dyson crevice attachment.
Sx
Eeeek doesnt bare thinking about Miss Scarlet

MJ said...

Miss Scarlet has tired of you and has come to the Infomaniac side.

scarlet-blue said...

Sorry Beasty, she offered me tea and promotion . . . what could I say?
Sx

Daisy said...

beast...masturbation...happy now?

Donn Coppens said...

Hai-YA-RRRGH!

Have you already sold all of the crap that you nicked at Buckingham on Ebay? No they have a metal detector don't they? I adore Lizbeth the Two but the rest can sod off and go back to bloody Germany!

Apples? Really? You're supposed to eat garbage in the middle of the night..you're weird!

I love cleaning too..bloody right it's next to godliness.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Miss Scarlet has tired of you and has come to the Infomaniac side.
Oh well , another one bites the dust

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Sorry Beasty, she offered me tea and promotion . . . what could I say?
More hobknobs for me then

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast...masturbation...happy now?

Oh Lord Daisy is having a tourettes attack

BEAST said...

Donn Coppens said...
Hai-YA-RRRGH!

Have you already sold all of the crap that you nicked at Buckingham on Ebay? No they have a metal detector don't they? I adore Lizbeth the Two but the rest can sod off and go back to bloody Germany!
Awww Donn , and they speak so highly of you
Apples? Really? You're supposed to eat garbage in the middle of the night..you're weird!
And your point is ?
I love cleaning too..bloody right it's next to godliness.
Indeed I feel real saintly as I run about with me dyson

mutleythedog said...

I thought that you shaved all your body hair would be in the list... welll I think its interesting...

MJ said...

And I'm taking those HobNobs with me!

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I thought that you shaved all your body hair would be in the list... welll I think its interesting...
That sounds far too time consuming Mr M , but I will give it a go this weekend , or maybe try a bit of topiary

BEAST said...

MJ said...
And I'm taking those HobNobs with me!
You will have to fight me and the dogs for them Miss MJ . They are our evening treat

scarlet-blue said...

Pah! I think you'll find that all biscuits belong to me.

Are you going to do some pubic topiary this weekend Mr Beasty?
Sx

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Pah! I think you'll find that all biscuits belong to me.
Thats fighting talk Miss Scarlet
Are you going to do some pubic topiary this weekend Mr Beasty?
The "artist within" demands it Miss Scarlet

scarlet-blue said...

See, we can scoff all the biscuits whilst the Canadians are sleeping.
[pantomime dastardly laugh etc]

I might even let you have a dunk of a hobknob Mr Beasty.
Sx

MJ said...

I'm not asleep, Miss Scarlet and I know what you're up to.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
See, we can scoff all the biscuits whilst the Canadians are sleeping.
[pantomime dastardly laugh etc]

I might even let you have a dunk of a hobknob Mr Beasty.

You minx Miss Scarlet

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I'm not asleep, Miss Scarlet and I know what you're up to.

***Hides biscuit behind back and whistles innocently***

MJ said...

*follows trail of crumbs*

*substitutes Beast's HobNobs for inferior North American brand and runs*

scarlet-blue said...

Don't worry Beast, she won't get away with it . . . I have a cunning plan . . .
Sx

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*follows trail of crumbs*

*substitutes Beast's HobNobs for inferior North American brand and runs*

***sniggers*** Beast has double bluffed and already substitued the majestic hobknobs with an inferior European hobknobelikeeee

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Don't worry Beast, she won't get away with it . . . I have a cunning plan . . .

dont worry Miss Scarlet Miss MJ's jaws should be well and trully glued together by some nasty continental confection....we wont be hearing from her for a while

MJ said...

It had better not be anything with mint in it.

Or orange.

Or worst of all, the dreaded chocolate/mint OR chocolate/mint combo.

MJ said...

Dang. Must use preview button.

It had better not be the dreaded chocolate/mint OR chocolate/orange combo.

scarlet-blue said...

They have both gone and I am alone with the biscuit barrel. I have brought with me my Terry's chocolate orange for protection. And a sprig of mint. Obviously.
Sx

BEAST said...

Mj and Scarlet - I am off with my secret Hobknob and custard cream stash.....mwa ha ha ha ha

CyberPete said...

I have a flat that needs cleaning. I'll be back on Sunday at the earliest. Knock yourself.

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