Friday, 17 October 2008

GLOVE PUPPETS


Just say no!!!



Discuss

49 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Hello leather puppet . . . that is soooo cute!
Sx

MJ said...

Personally, I think The Beast's dainty hands should always be encased in rubber gloves.

I say "no" to you drawing a face on your rubber gloves as the marker will wash off when you're up to your armpits washing up for me and Miss Daisy.

FirstNations said...

glove puppets i have no opinion on. the picture, though, is of a SOCK PUPPET. and I LIKE SOCK PUPPETS.

right, sockie?

....sockie says 'right you are!'

so there.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Circus clowns use them as a masturbation aid. Would you prefer Sooty or Sweep, Beast?

Daisy said...

i would say if you are wearing the same shirt as in the picture...only a sock glove COULD be worn to tone it down...however i found through my travels that men who talk through socks on their hands are more self gratifying than pleasurable company...

CyberPete said...

What a hideous shirt. Someone should pay for that.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Does Emu (as in Rod Hull and) count as a glove puppet? If so, that's a definite NO! That bird is worse than Beaky.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Hello leather puppet . . . that is soooo cute!
Sx
LEATHER .....???

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Personally, I think The Beast's dainty hands should always be encased in rubber gloves.
The Beast mocks your girly rubber gloves

I say "no" to you drawing a face on your rubber gloves as the marker will wash off when you're up to your armpits washing up for me and Miss Daisy.
The Beast only ever washes up for Mr C....or certain materials will be released to the general public....26 whiskies and a mobile phone camera are never a good idea :-(

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
glove puppets i have no opinion on. the picture, though, is of a SOCK PUPPET. and I LIKE SOCK PUPPETS.

right, sockie?

....sockie says 'right you are!'

so there.
dont listen to the puppet Miss FN , it makes stuff up and tries to get me into trouble , but its sooo persuasive

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Circus clowns use them as a masturbation aid. Would you prefer Sooty or Sweep, Beast?
I don't trust that sooty Mr B , all that whispering , how does orville strike you ???

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i would say if you are wearing the same shirt as in the picture...only a sock glove COULD be worn to tone it down...however i found through my travels that men who talk through socks on their hands are more self gratifying than pleasurable company...
Yes well some of us dont have much choice , its take them out for an airing or they just whisper away in the sock drawer....plotting and stuff

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
What a hideous shirt. Someone should pay for that.

Now who would wear a shirt like that......its orange

Oh hello IVD

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Does Emu (as in Rod Hull and) count as a glove puppet? If so, that's a definite NO! That bird is worse than Beaky.

You would be a bit irratable if you had Rod Hulls hand up ya tail feathers

inkspot said...

This is like the exam for a fellowship at All Souls, where you have to write a 3-hour essay on a one-word topic. And the second part of the exam is where they give you cherry pie to eat and judge you by what you do with the pips.

Beast, what _does_ one do with the pips?

eroswings said...

Wash your hands and take great care,
when sticking it up a muppet's derrière!

No glove! No love!

Ya never know who's been up there!

*This public service announcement has been brought to you by the letter O and the numbers 69 and by Sesame Street Pimp, Kermit the Frog saying,"Hi, Ho!"*

CyberPete said...

Right, must be one of IDVs hideousities

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
This is like the exam for a fellowship at All Souls, where you have to write a 3-hour essay on a one-word topic. And the second part of the exam is where they give you cherry pie to eat and judge you by what you do with the pips.

Beast, what _does_ one do with the pips?
Inky , personally I would string them on one of my shoelaces to make a 'rosary' of anal beads and present them to the master . You know what these pervy old donns are like it would go down a storm

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Right, must be one of IDVs hideousities
Altho I dont see any glitter on it ??

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Wash your hands and take great care,
when sticking it up a muppet's derrière!

No glove! No love!

Ya never know who's been up there!

*This public service announcement has been brought to you by the letter O and the numbers 69 and by Sesame Street Pimp, Kermit the Frog saying,"Hi, Ho!"*
Ha Ha Ha , no wonder beaker is always looking so surprised :-)

inkspot said...

Holy shit, Beast, that's brilliant. I'm up for election in a week. I aced the essay bit, thanks to assiduous reading of your blog (the title they gave me was "Crevices") and have been short-listed for the cherry pie bit.

I'll let you know how it turns out.

(Memo to self: bring shoelace. And glue.)

BEAST said...

Inky , what a marvellous word 'crevices' is , I am sniggering in a disgustingly schoolboy manner just thinking about it , heaven know where a three hour essay could lead , exept possibly an exclusion order . good luck with the cherry pips :-)

scarlet-blue said...

LEATHER .....???
. . . I live in hope . . .

Yes I've noticed that you like the word 'Crevice' . . . I will say no more.
Sx

inkspot said...

Gosh, that reminds me: Scarlet helped with the crevice research too. Proper acknowledgment is important, Sorry, Scarls.

scarlet-blue said...

Why thank-you Inky . . . I'd like to thank my friends and family for making this moment . . . oh, hell sorry that's my BAFTA award winning speech . . .
Sx

Sorry, it's passed my bed-time.

DONN COPPENS said...

Obviously your Winters do not get as cold as ours..
a December without Sock Puppets is like a day without Sunshine...
oh sorry, you don't get much of that either do you?

This also brought back memories of a stilted Richard Nixon mangling his lines on Laugh-In.
Instead of saying SOCKITTOME he mangled out "Sock it TO me!"..
which of course America did a few years later.

KAZ said...

Surely nothing wrong with Sooty and Sweep - and didn't that Harry Corbett star as Steptoe.

Frobisher said...

Does anyone remember Shari Lewis with her sock puppet Lamb Chop?

Daisy said...

frobisher...that woman used to give me nightmares with that squeeky little voice...

eroswings said...

Of course, Frobisher! Of course! Who can forget the lovable Lamb Chop!?

*This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that never ends...
*

UBERMOUTH said...

Thye have certainbly evolved since finger puppets.

BEAST said...

Oh noooooooo I got behind on my comments
Lamb chop used to freak me out a bit as well with that cutsey squeaky voice
And it has freaked me out even further that Bingowings knows the words to the lambchop song

INNER VOICES said...

what ever happened to lamb chops?

CyberPete said...

I think they put Lamb Chop in the dryer at full speed for too long.

Now it's resting eternally in the lint filter.

FirstNations said...

re lambchops: one night a sozzled shari reached for the wrong 'glove' in the darkness....the next morning her husband had to be taken off in restraints when, going in for a morning 'kiss', he encountered the face of a startled, buttoneyed lambkin staring out at him from his beloveds 'crevice'.
a sad tale but one that had to be told.

INNER VOICES said...

so sad, so so sad... poor ole lamb chop...

Anonymous said...

ITS A FUCKING PUPPET

BEAST said...

Mr Voices . Mr Cyberpoof and Miss First Nations ofer two scenario's as to the demise of poor lamb chop

Cyberp . One can only hope

Miss First Nations . Nice use of the word 'Crevice'
Mr C . Well spotted . Heres a fresh spray can , now run along and vandalise something

Frobisher said...

What about the goofy teethed Donkey on the Shari Lewis show?

Anyone remember its name?

BEAST said...

Wayne Rooney ???
Margaret Becket ???

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

I saw one of those at my last prostate check. My prostate won.

Tickersoid said...

I can't resist glove puppets!

scarlet-blue said...

So did Mr Neal see Wayne Rooney or Margaret Becket for his last prostate check?
Sx

All donkeys are called Neddy.

BEAST said...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...
I saw one of those at my last prostate check. My prostate won.
as one would predict champ , but seriously I would change doctors , a pediatrician and his amusing sock puppet are probably not best placed to give a prostate exam

BEAST said...

Tickersoid said...
I can't resist glove puppets!
so we hear Mr Ticks

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
So did Mr Neal see Wayne Rooney or Margaret Becket for his last prostate check?
Sx

All donkeys are called Neddy.
Only Anne Widicombe would be up to that task Miss Scarlet.I dont know any donkeys so I will bow to your superior knowledge once again Miss S

MJ said...

Speaking as The Champ's Official Beard and Body Hair Groomer, I also volunteer my services as his personal physician.

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

Scarlet - it was Mickey Rooney. However, after seeking a second opinion, I've switched to Miss MJ.

BEAST said...

Oh dear oh dear oh dear , have you not been keeping abreast (geddittt) of Miss MJ's Filthy friday Champ I hope Miss MJ has washed her hands

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