Wednesday, 1 October 2008
This made me laugh
A Tyneside farmer was in shock that his prized rams may be gay . The rams have a bit of transferable blue dye painted on their underbelly so that the farmers can tell which ewes have mated by the blue smudge on their backs.
You can see from the picture, after a raunchy night in the fields , who exactly , has been getting a portion of the old 'lamb kebab' .
The rather sated and completely blue ones are all boys , the rather disappointed barely troubled one in the middle is the ewe :-( .
So gentle reader if you find yourself in Tyneside be carefull what you ask for at the butchers, lamb mince or a boned * anything could result in a nasty shock
The news site I found this story on seemed to have a worrying array of gay animal stories , in a little sidebar was a list of stories you 'may also enjoy' here is a short selection of what they had on offer :
Scientists look to 'straighten' gay sheep
Aussie boffins probe lesbian cows **
Inside the mind of a gay sheep***
**What a cool headline , it instantly brings to mind all manner of gross activities with implements and rubber gloves.
***I bet this is a rivetting read......NOT .
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