Wednesday, 1 October 2008

WOOLY WOOFTERS



This made me laugh

A Tyneside farmer was in shock that his prized rams may be gay . The rams have a bit of transferable blue dye painted on their underbelly so that the farmers can tell which ewes have mated by the blue smudge on their backs.

You can see from the picture, after a raunchy night in the fields , who exactly , has been getting a portion of the old 'lamb kebab' .

The rather sated and completely blue ones are all boys , the rather disappointed barely troubled one in the middle is the ewe :-( .

So gentle reader if you find yourself in Tyneside be carefull what you ask for at the butchers, lamb mince or a boned * anything could result in a nasty shock

The news site I found this story on seemed to have a worrying array of gay animal stories , in a little sidebar was a list of stories you 'may also enjoy' here is a short selection of what they had on offer :

Scientists look to 'straighten' gay sheep

Aussie boffins probe lesbian cows **

Inside the mind of a gay sheep***






*GEDDiiiiiiiiiiit !!!



**What a cool headline , it instantly brings to mind all manner of gross activities with implements and rubber gloves.

***I bet this is a rivetting read......NOT .

42 comments:

Bollix said...

Class... no wonder the Geordies can't stop crying while they are watching the Magpies lose at home every week.. The poor fucks are worried about who'se banging their sheep.

And I thought that the cockneys were the woolybacks!

CyberPete said...

They should never 'straighten' any animals. That's just wrong.

Even rams deserve to be boned.

MJ said...

My mind is still reeling from the gay penguins story.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Those rams are blue all over! The gay goat must be a master of all the positions. He should start his own porn channel.

scarlet-blue said...
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scarlet-blue said...

I once had a dog who was gay. He was a sheepdog. I just thought I'd share that with you . . .
Sx

Shelly Rayedeane said...

The only thing I know about people who tell gay jokes all the time are that they usually have sexual issues otherwise they wouldn't have a problem with all of the gay sheep in this world.

Are you afraid all of the lesbians in this world might be better in bed then you Mr. Beasty?

Or just all of the gay sheep?

Daisy said...

i had a friend tell me the other day that he thought his dog was gay...reasoning...the dog likes to hump other dogs...(duh)...and the dog lays on my lap when i am over and prefers me to him...i told him that didn't mean the dog was gay, just that he had good taste...anyway i smell better :)

FirstNations said...

yup, a former in-law had a dachshund that was gay. Bob, was his name. Still packing all his original equipment...up the backside of every boy animal that stood still long enough. cats included. Bob also used to eat rocks. I don't know if theres a connection there, but whatever.

BEAST said...

Bollix said...
Class... no wonder the Geordies can't stop crying while they are watching the Magpies lose at home every week.. The poor fucks are worried about who'se banging their sheep.

And I thought that the cockneys were the woolybacks!

Oh no if you start throwing cockneys into the mix , who knows where it will lead

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
They should never 'straighten' any animals. That's just wrong.

Even rams deserve to be boned
CP the straigh or gay is a bit of a human concept , animals just do what animals do , which is generally hump everything in site.....the whole thing is bizarre

BEAST said...

MJ said...
My mind is still reeling from the gay penguins story.

That and the cake farts have haunted me Miss MJ

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Those rams are blue all over! The gay goat must be a master of all the positions. He should start his own porn channel.

Ha Ha Ha Mr B , you do have to wonder what they were up to , to get this covered

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I once had a dog who was gay. He was a sheepdog. I just thought I'd share that with you . . .

Thank you for sharing Miss Scarlet :-)

BEAST said...

Shelly Rayedeane said...
The only thing I know about people who tell gay jokes all the time are that they usually have sexual issues otherwise they wouldn't have a problem with all of the gay sheep in this world.
For Myself Miss Shelley , It tickled my fancy and provided an ideal vehicle for a few double entendres

Are you afraid all of the lesbians in this world might be better in bed then you Mr. Beasty?
Some will be , some won't . Its all about what your expecting . Sex is like carpentry , if you buy a table and are expecting the whole thing to be screwed but instead its all tongue and groove , one is bound to be dissapionted....... oh lord,I just cant stop meself can I :-(

Or just all of the gay sheep?
Not if they are that lush colour blue , they would go down a storm in my blue themed garden (see previous post

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i had a friend tell me the other day that he thought his dog was gay...reasoning...the dog likes to hump other dogs...(duh)...and the dog lays on my lap when i am over and prefers me to him...i told him that didn't mean the dog was gay, just that he had good taste...anyway i smell better :)

Sounds to me like the dog is more of a ladies man , and I am sure you smell divine daisy

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
yup, a former in-law had a dachshund that was gay. Bob, was his name. Still packing all his original equipment...up the backside of every boy animal that stood still long enough. cats included. Bob also used to eat rocks. I don't know if theres a connection there, but whatever.

This raises a serious issue Miss FN , We best keep Frobisher away from the rockery in future.'Just in case'

Daisy said...

beast if you are around in november...i will let you take a smell for yourself...and you can decide...

BEAST said...

Hopefully I will be about Daisy , just let us know the date and the place :-0

Daisy said...

beast...sorry thought mutley told you it is nov. 12th...a london friend is finding the place...as far as i know it is an italian restaurant but that could change as i left it to him...mutley has all of the details so far...

Frobisher said...

I have a blue wool jumper - should I be worried????

KAZ said...

'I recently had someone visit my blog looking for 'spray painted dyed blue ram sheep'.
OK - they didn't specify gay - but I could just tell that's what they wanted.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I guess one could also look at the picture and realize there is no way of telling if all of the males are gay or not.

After all, they're all painted fucking blue, now aren't they?

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Perhaps the boy sheep were just huddling together to keep warm?

Although, that wouldn't explain the blue faces. Where on earth could they have been putting their heads to get them so blue, I wonder?

Anonymous said...

MY DOGS ARE STRAIGHT!!! THIS GAY THING MAKES ME SICK! THE THORT OF 2 LESBIONS MAKEING OUT YUK!! ITS NOT NATRAUL...I LOVE YOU FN.XXXXXX

CAFE CUNT WERE THE TUNA PATA BAKE IS BARRED!

Anonymous said...

SUCK MY COCK DOLLY

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast...sorry thought mutley told you it is nov. 12th...a london friend is finding the place...as far as i know it is an italian restaurant but that could change as i left it to him...mutley has all of the details so far...
Yum

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
I have a blue wool jumper - should I be worried????
That will keep you nice and war when you go cruising Mr F , just stay away from fields of sheep

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
'I recently had someone visit my blog looking for 'spray painted dyed blue ram sheep'.
OK - they didn't specify gay - but I could just tell that's what they wanted.
Its all so transparent , the dirty devils

BEAST said...

Shelly Rayedeane said...
I guess one could also look at the picture and realize there is no way of telling if all of the males are gay or not.

After all, they're all painted fucking blue, now aren't they?
its a very tasteful blue tho Miss Shelly , suspiciously it matches Frobishers jumper

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Perhaps the boy sheep were just huddling together to keep warm?

Although, that wouldn't explain the blue faces. Where on earth could they have been putting their heads to get them so blue, I wonder?
Maybe you should introduce this practice when you visit the docks Mr Device ??
Or have you already started
****gasp***
Frobishers Jumper makes perfect sense now

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
MY DOGS ARE STRAIGHT!!! THIS GAY THING MAKES ME SICK! THE THORT OF 2 LESBIONS MAKEING OUT YUK!! ITS NOT NATRAUL...I LOVE YOU FN.XXXXXX

CAFE CUNT WERE THE TUNA PATA BAKE IS BARRED!
02 October 2008 22:07


SUCK MY COCK DOLLY
Of course your dogs Lulu and chardonay are very butch Mr C.
Dont you start on the lesbians again , we all remember the riot that ensued last time , they are still picketing my house with burning torches and pitchfork on a saturday night.....It doesnt go down well with the neighbours

eroswings said...

What do you expect when the most famous sheep in the world is named after gay icon, Dolly Parton!?!

I hope they used latex because they can still spread sexually transmitted diseases with sheepskin!

BEAST said...

Sheep are not the smartest things on the planet Mr E , I am sure they just hump whatever is standing around , a bit like students really

scarlet-blue said...

I feet sorry for the ewes that aren't splattered with dye because this means they're mutton . . . sob . . .
Sx

MJ said...

I think you owe us an explanation about the TUNA PATA BAKE.

BEAST said...

Blogger scarlet-blue said...

I feet sorry for the ewes that aren't splattered with dye because this means they're mutton . . . sob . . .
Awwww , I will appreciate them with a few roasties and a dab of mint sauce

BEAST said...

Blogger MJ said...

I think you owe us an explanation about the TUNA PATA BAKE.
Are you mad Miss MJ , Mr C might actually explain what he means.....that way madness beckons

Lippy said...

The dye is called "raddle" beast and you chage the colour to show when the sheep might have been tupped.

But it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "raddled old queen" now doesn't it???!!!!

BEAST said...

Ha Ha Ha Lippy , thats a good line :-)

mutleythedog said...

I have a gay dog... does that count?

crosspig said...

Everyone knows that rams are really poofters

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