Monday, 10 November 2008

THE BEST LAID PLANS

Oh well , despite months of testing , and every bugger on the planet supplying the Beast with cast iron sign off's which said things like


I have tested the new functionality and can categorically confirm it all works , to my expectations and you Beast are a genius etc etc





Predictably it all went horribly wrong






What the dear users meant to say was
This is my brain , I couldn't be arsed to test anything , despite confirming , in writing ,that I did , and now cant understand why it doesn't work/I don't know how to use it , or why this company, or for that matter any other company would employ me









The Beast will now spend the next couple of days sorting out the mess.

14 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Ahh... sorry Beasty. You should have asked me, I'm very good at testing things.
Sx

BEAST said...

Next time I will Miss Scarlet :-)

MJ said...

You might want to launder your stinky duvet while you're cleaning up the mess.

BEAST said...

As it happens Miss MJ my duvets were laundered once the dogs went back home...so there

Gorilla Bananas said...

The problem with testers is that nobody tests them. I wouldn't trust anyone who hadn't jumped through hoops of fire...without getting burned to a crisp.

BEAST said...

Mr Babanas , its not brian surgery , even a trained chimpanzee could do it , altho I know how scornfull you usually are of chimps shenanigans.We need to firm but fair guiding hands of a gorilla to sort the devils out

eroswings said...

Oh, well, now's the perfect time to fire these bastards and blame it on the economy (if not their idiocy)!

Mr Coppens said...

What does any of this have to do with testes?

BEAST said...

There are a few of the blighters I would like to fire Mr Wings , preferably from a cannon , from the end of Bournemouth Pier.

BEAST said...

Mr Coppens , Their testing performance was a load of bollocks , Is that a good enough testes related link for ya.
You Canadiens are so pedantic
***wafts stinky duvet at Miss MJ***

CyberPete said...

Maybe they wanted to test whatever it was that you made but had too much work and were forced to choose?

I always test when I'm asked because it's important and may save me time in the long run. Are they paying you extra for the fixing?

BEAST said...

CyberP ,
My users seem to be certifiably insane on the whole , so I dont think you can apply normal rules of behaviour :-)

FirstNations said...

it worked for me *holds up banana with long cord attached* seriously. you're a genius.

scarlet-blue said...

Positive response from here as well Mr Beasty - re: banana on long chord.
Sx

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