Oh well , despite months of testing , and every bugger on the planet supplying the Beast with cast iron sign off's which said things likeI have tested the new functionality and can categorically confirm it all works , to my expectations and you Beast are a genius etc etc
Predictably it all went horribly wrong
What the dear users meant to say was
This is my brain , I couldn't be arsed to test anything , despite confirming , in writing ,that I did , and now cant understand why it doesn't work/I don't know how to use it , or why this company, or for that matter any other company would employ me
The Beast will now spend the next couple of days sorting out the mess.
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Ahh... sorry Beasty. You should have asked me, I'm very good at testing things.
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Next time I will Miss Scarlet :-)
You might want to launder your stinky duvet while you're cleaning up the mess.
As it happens Miss MJ my duvets were laundered once the dogs went back home...so there
The problem with testers is that nobody tests them. I wouldn't trust anyone who hadn't jumped through hoops of fire...without getting burned to a crisp.
Mr Babanas , its not brian surgery , even a trained chimpanzee could do it , altho I know how scornfull you usually are of chimps shenanigans.We need to firm but fair guiding hands of a gorilla to sort the devils out
What does any of this have to do with testes?
There are a few of the blighters I would like to fire Mr Wings , preferably from a cannon , from the end of Bournemouth Pier.
Mr Coppens , Their testing performance was a load of bollocks , Is that a good enough testes related link for ya.
You Canadiens are so pedantic
***wafts stinky duvet at Miss MJ***
Maybe they wanted to test whatever it was that you made but had too much work and were forced to choose?
I always test when I'm asked because it's important and may save me time in the long run. Are they paying you extra for the fixing?
CyberP ,
My users seem to be certifiably insane on the whole , so I dont think you can apply normal rules of behaviour :-)
it worked for me *holds up banana with long cord attached* seriously. you're a genius.
Positive response from here as well Mr Beasty - re: banana on long chord.
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