You girls have your handbags , the Beast has his ever present MANBAG.
"WHATS IN YOUR BAG BEAST " I hear you rudely enquire.
Rather than brusquely telling you to feck off and mind your own business the Beast has opened his heart (and indeed his bag) for your delectation and delight.
OK left to right we have
1.Gym Kit , water bottle and towel - Before Miss MJ makes nasty remarks , they are all freshly laundered.
2.Packet of smints and Cherry flavoured Soothers.
3.The Fake Rolex Mr C brought me back from Turkey - Mr Frobisher got a fake Armani , sadly for Mr F within ten minutes it stopped working and the face fell off - for once the gods have spat on that blighter Frobisher and Beasty is smiled upon by angels :-)
4 . My Electronic cigarette with spare rechargeable battery and a replacement nicotine thing.
5.My wallet and a green connecty thing (no idea what it is but its always been in my bag)
6.A lipsyl - Beast puckers kissable lips MWA.
7. A Cafe C unintelligible shopping list (Would you guess 5 Britneys means 5 Asparagus bunches - no ? well nor did I......and so inevitably I got told off , my long list of short comings were discussed at high volume and in tedious detail and I was banished to scrub things in the kitchen and ponder the fact I had let everybody down , worst of all let my self down , and spoiled everybodies day - harrumph. Later when it was discovered I had bought non organic carrots the shite really hit the fan :-(
8. My lighter.
9. My gym toilet bag - the contents of which shall for the moment be shrouded in mystery .
For Mr E , a nice picture of a UK electrical appliance plug and a wiring diagram from the more nerdy elements amongst my readership