Having just returned the Hounds of Hell to their Dad Mr C ,The Beast is unfortunatley rather busy for the rest of this week with the 'climax' of a major work project .
It has taken us months of 'foreplay' to get us here.
The Beast is determined to give maximum 'satisfaction' all round
Hopefully be back Sunday :-)
36 comments:
It must be a relief to finally take matters into your hands without worrying about the dogs looking at you.
Mr Eros .Those poor dogs are veterans of Mr C's 'Bedroom of Doom'(see previous posts) who knows what terrible sites they have witnessed ....I probably should have booked them in for therapy while they were staying with me
A new dishwasher is being installed at Cafe C?
Busy on the top secret mission, Beast? Let's hope it doesn't involve wearing ladies' clothes or licking anything with a bad taste.
MJ said...
A new dishwasher is being installed at Cafe C?
No Miss MJ , Cafe C is my evening occupation , this project is for my day job in International Finance
Gorilla Bananas said...
Busy on the top secret mission, Beast? Let's hope it doesn't involve wearing ladies' clothes or licking anything with a bad taste.
Mr Bananas , I have checked the project plan and can find no reference to cross dressing or licking
I do however have to sign off that my front end is active at 4.30am on Saturday.....that sounds exciting
Front end?
You mean your front bottom?
*checks beasts time card for late arrivals at work*
Yeah, I'm hard at it too. Hard at shutting all of the computers down, which are linked together illegally, to set up botnets.
Errm. I'll see you on Sunday!
i am in much the same beast...see ya sunday :)
im very bizzy too blowing on my wind chimes! and rubbing lemon on too my sun kissed butt!
it can't take you that long to climax. Surely.
MJ said...
Front end?
You mean your front bottom
Your confusing me with IVD Miss MJ
INNER VOICES said...
*checks beasts time card for late arrivals at work*
I can always pull the "working from Home" card Mr Voices
Shelly Rayedeane said...
Yeah, I'm hard at it too. Hard at shutting all of the computers down, which are linked together illegally, to set up botnets.
Errm. I'll see you on Sunday!
Botnets sound unspeakably cool Shelley
Daisy said...
i am in much the same beast...see ya sunday :)
We all seem to be in the same boat Daisy.....it must be in the Stars
Anonymous said...
im very bizzy too blowing on my wind chimes! and rubbing lemon on too my sun kissed butt!
With that sort of behaviour Mr C ,You will end up with chapped lips.....both ends !
CyberPete said...
it can't take you that long to climax. Surely.
Cyberp , One has to take things nice and steady . One doesnt want to peak too soon !
DID YOU LOSE LICHTENSTEIN AGAIN! dammit, always lichtenstein. people should just attach like a yardstick or a big stuffed animal to it, like they do with the bathroom key at the seven-eleven. COME ON FOLKS ITS A COUNTRY. KEEP TRACK OF IT.
ps Mr. C: here, let me rub some salad cream on it. XX! I need all the filthy details of your smutty holiday exploits, scoundrel!
I see, buggering off are you?...Leaving poor 'ol Scarlet with nobody to talk to... well don't expect there to be any biscuits left by the time you get back. Don't expect there to be any food left... apart from the pumpkin bum thingy...I don't think I'll eat that... but I may nibble on your tropical delights...and you might find me outside admiring myself in the funhouse mirror... d'ya know what...I might even play with the Dyson...ha that'll teach you...*wanders off to sulk*
Sx
How right you are.
Shall we trash the place Pete?? Here have a hobnob...
Sx
you wouldt beleave what i got to out there fn.. i found some lovley wind mills to hang out!!you should see the state of my knees!:)
I presume you are Mr C, Anonymous?
Write a blog Mr C, then I can keep up to date with all your wind problems...
Is he not coming back? Shall I take over???
Sx
Miss Nations . I am making a move on Toronto....its the next step in my plan for WORLD DOMINATION MWA HA HA HA HA. Please don't encourage MR C , it will result in a nasty stain and putting me off sausages for a very long time .
Miss Scarlet . I am around and about , flitting hither and yon , bring succour to the needy and quaffing vast quantities of tea.
CyberP : Well thats a first !
Miss Scarlet : If you could just run the dyson round and tidy up a bit.
Mr C : La La La LA LA.....not listening
Miss Scarlet x3 : Mr C does have a blog , but he would have us believe he is far too busy to write on it . So many Paninis , so little time
"major work project" - Oh my God, they haven't changed the menu in the Company cafeteria again!!!!
cafeteria , CAFETERIA .Has Cafe C's Butternut Bake impaired your faculties ,do you mean one of the three Restaurants or the American Diner or the Deli or one of the two coffee shops ??? its a very demanding environment Mr F , so little time , so many decisions
I've stolen the Dyson...
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Wake me up when you return.
****curls up next to MJ and has a kip ***
I AM KNACKERED :-(
Get that stinky duvet away from me!
Hopefully be back Sunday :-)
As if.
er... its Monday morning...
It's Christmas!
Sx
*installs camera in a secret location in beasts home to monitor "at home" working status. post video link on "farm teens. com" web site*
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