Monday, 15 December 2008

ALL WASHED UP




Beast will be out of circulation for the next 3 days , in addition to my day job I have three evenings of festive pot wash/Kitchen Bitchery at Cafe C .

This means I leave for work at 7.30 am run off at 5 for the hour long commute to Dorchester for 5 hours of kitchen hell ,then stagger back home for about midnight.
Following an all too brief respite wrapped in the gossamer caress of the fragrant duvet it starts all over again





Beast advocates the ancient art of 'full contact' dish washing !

31 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Wouldn't he be tempted to jam the plates into his arse crack to see what it felt like?

eroswings said...

Hope you use a dish soap that leaves your hands soft and moisturized. Might as well get something nice out of the whole experience.

BEAST said...

I doubt the stringent european union health and saftey rules would advocate such a manouver Mr B

BEAST said...

Mr E. The Beast is hardened by hours kitchen combat and escews such flights of fancy and girly frippery.
Remember the kitchen bitch credo... rough and calloused hands make for cleaner plates!

MJ said...

Beast will be out of circulation for the next 3 days

YAY!

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Beast will be out of circulation for the next 3 days

YAY!

You will miss me

scarlet-blue said...

I will also be out of circulation. I am reintroducing the beaver to Britain. It may take some time.
Sx

BEAST said...

An honourable endevour Miss Scarlet. Everyone like to see a native beaver !

scarlet-blue said...

Yes they should be allowed to roam freely, without fear of being stuffed...
Sx

BEAST said...

Well dammit , thats spoiled my holiday plans then

CyberPete said...

You must start posting larger photos dammit.

OH by the way, I do kind of feel, sorry for you - or as close as one can.

MJ said...

I'll miss you like I would miss a case of hemorrhoids.

scarlet-blue said...

Whilst you're gone.. you won't mind me borrowing the stinky duvet will you? I have a cold beaver.
Sx

mutleythedog said...

I am doing a few nights in the pie and beet shop with similar hours. You would think that someone of your obvious charm, good looks and talents would get to do a bit of waitressing as well. Then you might get to see some of the tips...

scarlet-blue said...

You're right Mutts, Beast is like Cinderella.
Sx

FirstNations said...

here i thought you were stomping on them to extract the juices for wine.
*hands beast a washboard* don't forget to clean that beaver.

Donn Coppens said...

I trust that you will survive your Dickensian ordeal..a bit of Manuel labour is excruciatingly humbling and therefore character building.

As for the image of warshing the pots and pans with the suds trickling down the bits..

thanks to this disturbing image I will now be forced to dine on take-out for the unforseen future and toss a landfill's worth of cardboard containers into the neighbour's yard.

inkspot said...

How on earth does one, or anybody, get to Dorchester? (I'm still stuck in Bristol; serves me right for missing Cafe C's Lesbian Night, no doubt.)

BEAST said...

cyberp : well I dont know how to post larger phots , so pfffft .

MJ . I am more irritating than your piles.

Miss Scarlet . Soak it in warm water and give it a good blow dry .

Mr Mutley . My restraining order does not allow me to be in contact with the public . All I get to see is Mr C's Builders cleavage as he bends over to get something out of the fridge....and who could ask for more.

Miss Scarlet and right now a handsome prince is roaming Dorset with a size 10 trainer trying to find me .

Miss Nations . I beaver on the Cafe C 'specials' board ????

Donn . When Cafe C advertises 'organic' ....

Inky . You dont want to go to Dorchester.....you may be captured by the gangs of feral lesbians that roam the area and end up being sold as a sex slave to the lady majors offices . I evade capture by waering comedy breasts and a bad attitude

scarlet-blue said...

Has he only got one leg then?
Sx

INNER VOICES said...

doesnt everyone do dishes in the tub?!?!?

Tazzy and Piggy said...

Next time we're down at the Smunts, we're going to drop in to Cafe C.

And cause chaos.

Really. We mean it.

Just you wait and see.

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet . No he just has one trainer.! One of the many dangers of shopping on Ebay .

Mr Voices : Girls probably make a big old fuss out of doing the washing up , use a bowl and rubber gloves and go on and on about how they can multi task while they are doing it....blah blah blah.

P&G . Good Luck with that , lets hope Mr C is in a good mood . You wont see me , if I am there I am chained to a sink in the bowels of the building

MJ said...

3 days is up.

Are you back in circulation?

MJ said...

Clarification: Not that I missed you.

mutleythedog said...

He has been detained at Her Majesties pleasure for non payment of council tax.. he still has 4 days to serve..

mutleythedog said...

Woul anyone like to see my penis?

MJ said...

Mutley: Is there anyone who hasn't seen your penis?

BEAST said...

What a kind offer Mr Mutley , I just had chipolata's rolled in bacon with my turkey , I imagine it looks much the same :-)

Miss MJ , I am back in circulation from tomorrow , I just got in from work chums xmas dinner ,I am just too knackered to post and stuff . Its been a hard week
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Daisy said...

*misses the frolicking beast*

inkspot said...

Feral lesbians?! Beast, can you deliver on that promise? My attitude will be whatever is required (posh, pikey, submissive, clever,... ).

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