Beast will be out of circulation for the next 3 days , in addition to my day job I have three evenings of festive pot wash/Kitchen Bitchery at Cafe C .
This means I leave for work at 7.30 am run off at 5 for the hour long commute to Dorchester for 5 hours of kitchen hell ,then stagger back home for about midnight.
Following an all too brief respite wrapped in the gossamer caress of the fragrant duvet it starts all over again
Beast advocates the ancient art of 'full contact' dish washing !
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Wouldn't he be tempted to jam the plates into his arse crack to see what it felt like?
Hope you use a dish soap that leaves your hands soft and moisturized. Might as well get something nice out of the whole experience.
I doubt the stringent european union health and saftey rules would advocate such a manouver Mr B
Mr E. The Beast is hardened by hours kitchen combat and escews such flights of fancy and girly frippery.
Remember the kitchen bitch credo... rough and calloused hands make for cleaner plates!
Beast will be out of circulation for the next 3 days
YAY!
MJ said...
Beast will be out of circulation for the next 3 days
YAY!
You will miss me
I will also be out of circulation. I am reintroducing the beaver to Britain. It may take some time.
Sx
An honourable endevour Miss Scarlet. Everyone like to see a native beaver !
Yes they should be allowed to roam freely, without fear of being stuffed...
Sx
Well dammit , thats spoiled my holiday plans then
You must start posting larger photos dammit.
OH by the way, I do kind of feel, sorry for you - or as close as one can.
I'll miss you like I would miss a case of hemorrhoids.
Whilst you're gone.. you won't mind me borrowing the stinky duvet will you? I have a cold beaver.
Sx
I am doing a few nights in the pie and beet shop with similar hours. You would think that someone of your obvious charm, good looks and talents would get to do a bit of waitressing as well. Then you might get to see some of the tips...
You're right Mutts, Beast is like Cinderella.
Sx
here i thought you were stomping on them to extract the juices for wine.
*hands beast a washboard* don't forget to clean that beaver.
I trust that you will survive your Dickensian ordeal..a bit of Manuel labour is excruciatingly humbling and therefore character building.
As for the image of warshing the pots and pans with the suds trickling down the bits..
thanks to this disturbing image I will now be forced to dine on take-out for the unforseen future and toss a landfill's worth of cardboard containers into the neighbour's yard.
How on earth does one, or anybody, get to Dorchester? (I'm still stuck in Bristol; serves me right for missing Cafe C's Lesbian Night, no doubt.)
cyberp : well I dont know how to post larger phots , so pfffft .
MJ . I am more irritating than your piles.
Miss Scarlet . Soak it in warm water and give it a good blow dry .
Mr Mutley . My restraining order does not allow me to be in contact with the public . All I get to see is Mr C's Builders cleavage as he bends over to get something out of the fridge....and who could ask for more.
Miss Scarlet and right now a handsome prince is roaming Dorset with a size 10 trainer trying to find me .
Miss Nations . I beaver on the Cafe C 'specials' board ????
Donn . When Cafe C advertises 'organic' ....
Inky . You dont want to go to Dorchester.....you may be captured by the gangs of feral lesbians that roam the area and end up being sold as a sex slave to the lady majors offices . I evade capture by waering comedy breasts and a bad attitude
Has he only got one leg then?
Sx
doesnt everyone do dishes in the tub?!?!?
Next time we're down at the Smunts, we're going to drop in to Cafe C.
And cause chaos.
Really. We mean it.
Just you wait and see.
Miss Scarlet . No he just has one trainer.! One of the many dangers of shopping on Ebay .
Mr Voices : Girls probably make a big old fuss out of doing the washing up , use a bowl and rubber gloves and go on and on about how they can multi task while they are doing it....blah blah blah.
P&G . Good Luck with that , lets hope Mr C is in a good mood . You wont see me , if I am there I am chained to a sink in the bowels of the building
3 days is up.
Are you back in circulation?
Clarification: Not that I missed you.
He has been detained at Her Majesties pleasure for non payment of council tax.. he still has 4 days to serve..
What a kind offer Mr Mutley , I just had chipolata's rolled in bacon with my turkey , I imagine it looks much the same :-)
Miss MJ , I am back in circulation from tomorrow , I just got in from work chums xmas dinner ,I am just too knackered to post and stuff . Its been a hard week
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*misses the frolicking beast*
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