With Yuletide fast approaching The Beast Needs a little domestic help .
for some reason I have a great deal of difficulty peeling that Christmas classic the majestic clementine .
I am led to believe that certain young ladies have the ability to perform this bothersome task without using their hands .
I have already 'interviewed' a couple of prospects for the post of Beasts little helper , but sadly they only resulted in bruised fruit and a trip to accident and emergency
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But first, a round of applause for Beast figuring out how to post big pics!
Try giving it a hard poke with your finger at the base. That loosens up most fruits.
i adore clementines...i will come and peel them for you beast...i never mind giving a helping hand...or such...
Oh...I can do tricks and juggle with nuts...
Sx
Beast, what were you doing to those girls?
MJ said...
But first, a round of applause for Beast figuring out how to post big pics!
How clever am I :-)
Gorilla Bananas said...
Try giving it a hard poke with your finger at the base. That loosens up most fruits.
That advice holds true for most situaions Mr Bananas
Daisy said...
i adore clementines...i will come and peel them for you beast...i never mind giving a helping hand...or such...
A woman of many talents Daisy :-)
scarlet-blue said...
Oh...I can do tricks and juggle with nuts...
Are you ambidextrous miss Scarlet ???
Inky....once again for the hard of hearing and the infirm
THEY WERE TRYING TO PEEL A CLEMENTINE WITHOUT USING THEIR HANDS :-)))
Not only am I ambidextrous but I am also ambisonic and an ambrosiac.
Sx
Well make sure you wash you hands young lady
You should get them pre-peeled in tins like I do...
Them tins are even more difficult to peel Mr Mutley
Yeah, right. Come on Beast, tell us what you were really doing to them and I'll tell you about Bristol.
On second thoughts, I won't.
Do you choose your fruit to match your blinds?
Now that's classy.
A man with such good taste should not have to peel his own fruit.
Inky: Spiolsport .
Kaz: The blinds were an internat ordering mistake . The colour wasn't on purpose :-(
Damn and Blast
I meant Spoilsport and Internet , I had a spelling malfunction :-(
*swats InterGnat*
inner voices...no it is not a weird UK thing...they are clementines...kind of a mix between a tangerine and an orange...they are really good and most of them seedless...try em...you'll like em...and stop shuffling about you are leaving scuff marks!!!!
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