Saturday, 20 December 2008

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED





With Yuletide fast approaching The Beast Needs a little domestic help .
for some reason I have a great deal of difficulty peeling that Christmas classic the majestic clementine .
I am led to believe that certain young ladies have the ability to perform this bothersome task without using their hands .
I have already 'interviewed' a couple of prospects for the post of Beasts little helper , but sadly they only resulted in bruised fruit and a trip to accident and emergency
































I dont suppose I will be any more succesful with the vacant post of 'Nutcracker' .

21 comments:

MJ said...

But first, a round of applause for Beast figuring out how to post big pics!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Try giving it a hard poke with your finger at the base. That loosens up most fruits.

Daisy said...

i adore clementines...i will come and peel them for you beast...i never mind giving a helping hand...or such...

scarlet-blue said...

Oh...I can do tricks and juggle with nuts...
Sx

inkspot said...

Beast, what were you doing to those girls?

BEAST said...

MJ said...
But first, a round of applause for Beast figuring out how to post big pics!
How clever am I :-)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Try giving it a hard poke with your finger at the base. That loosens up most fruits.
That advice holds true for most situaions Mr Bananas

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
i adore clementines...i will come and peel them for you beast...i never mind giving a helping hand...or such...
A woman of many talents Daisy :-)

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Oh...I can do tricks and juggle with nuts...
Are you ambidextrous miss Scarlet ???

BEAST said...

Inky....once again for the hard of hearing and the infirm
THEY WERE TRYING TO PEEL A CLEMENTINE WITHOUT USING THEIR HANDS :-)))

scarlet-blue said...

Not only am I ambidextrous but I am also ambisonic and an ambrosiac.
Sx

BEAST said...

Well make sure you wash you hands young lady

mutleythedog said...

You should get them pre-peeled in tins like I do...

BEAST said...

Them tins are even more difficult to peel Mr Mutley

inkspot said...

Yeah, right. Come on Beast, tell us what you were really doing to them and I'll tell you about Bristol.

On second thoughts, I won't.

KAZ said...

Do you choose your fruit to match your blinds?
Now that's classy.
A man with such good taste should not have to peel his own fruit.

BEAST said...

Inky: Spiolsport .

Kaz: The blinds were an internat ordering mistake . The colour wasn't on purpose :-(

BEAST said...

Damn and Blast
I meant Spoilsport and Internet , I had a spelling malfunction :-(

MJ said...

*swats InterGnat*

INNER VOICES said...

fuck... is this one of those weird uk things?

*shuffles off wondering why folks cant call it an orange*

Daisy said...

inner voices...no it is not a weird UK thing...they are clementines...kind of a mix between a tangerine and an orange...they are really good and most of them seedless...try em...you'll like em...and stop shuffling about you are leaving scuff marks!!!!

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